My girlfriend broke up with me.

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#1  Edited By Dixego

[REDACTED FOR VIEWER'S SAKE]

Ahhh, fuck it.

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#2  Edited By alistercat  Online

Posting about it on the internet is one of the worst things you can do. No good from come with it. Just stay away from forums, seriously. For your own sake.

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#3  Edited By Phatmac

Don't tell us this. Go talk to your parents or something kid.

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#4  Edited By Dixego

@AlisterCat said:

Posting about it on the internet is one of the worst things you can do. No good from come with it. Just stay away from forums, seriously. For your own sake.

Meh, what's the worst that could happen?

Oh wait, I just said it.

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#5  Edited By mosespippy

I read the title as woke up with me and thought this would be a very different thread. I have realized my mistake and no longer have any interest in the topic.

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#6  Edited By cookiemonster

Yeah I'd ask a mod to lock this pretty soonish otherwise other users/me will take the piss out of you.

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#7  Edited By Dixego

Ok, you're right, this is the point where I delete the thread before the mods lock it. Thanks everybody.

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#8  Edited By Dixego

Wait, I can't really delete threads, CAN I?

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#9  Edited By TheHBK

Dude, really? I know you didn't want that stupid teenagers reaction from us, but come on. With that story? Really? That's all you got?

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#10  Edited By The_Nubster

It's rough, man. I hope people here don't treat you too shitty, because break-ups, regardless of age, suck. I'm sorry it happened to you, and I'm sorry it was in such a terrible way. Find something to do to take your mind off of it. Hang out with a friend, read a book, watch some movies, just don't dwell on it. Best of luck to ya.

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#11  Edited By TruthTellah

Good luck with it, but yeah, only darkness can come from talking about it here over just talking about it with friends or family.

@Dixego: You have to contact the mods. http://www.giantbomb.com/users/mods/

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#12  Edited By Little_Socrates

Dunno what you posted, but uh...

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#13  Edited By Milkman

I'm going to assume the original thread was redacted because it included a detailed description of how the OP was going to murder his ex-girlfriend.

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#14  Edited By FluxWaveZ

Now that you have redacted the story, this thread shall forever remain open for all to see.

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#15  Edited By ItBeStefYo

That sucks, now you have to have the mindset that all women are ho's.

And pump the Reggaeton

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#16  Edited By _Mattallica

When I get mad, I take my girlfriend's glasses off and kiss her too. Weird.

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#17  Edited By BraveToaster

Too bad there aren't any other women on Earth. Oh, wait a minute...

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#20  Edited By A_Talking_Donkey

I managed to read the OP before deleting and learned something about the Spanish language so that's cool I guess.

Sorry about your loss. It might take time but you'll move on to someone better. One of the most important things I've learned in life is if a relationship doesn't work out that means you're not right for each other.

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I didnt get a chance to read it......  Since we're posting Drake in here: 
  

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#24  Edited By kashif1

Am I ever going to find out the OP?

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#26  Edited By Ben_H
@Dixego said:

Wait, I can't really delete threads, CAN I?

Nope. 
 
Here's Return of the Mack for motivation. 
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#27  Edited By FunkyS

I just read the story of your break up using google cache and was tempted to post it it here, but I'm not that much of an arse hole and I can't post a YouTube break up music video because I'm using my iPad. :(

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#29  Edited By menaceforever

Tell her to go fuck herself. You will feel so much better.

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#30  Edited By dungbootle

Well, I wasn't able to see the story, but I hope you're doing ok, pal.

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#31  Edited By Grimhild

Oo oo! Me too!

Didn't get to read it, but I'll take any excuse I can to post this song.

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#32  Edited By rpgee

So is it too late for the GBXGAL image?

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#34  Edited By mrpandaman
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#35  Edited By Dixego

@RPGee: It's NEVER too late for that image.

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#36  Edited By rpgee

@Dixego said:

@RPGee: It's NEVER too late for that image.

Great!

By request!
By request!
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#37  Edited By TobbRobb

GAH! The curiosity is killing meeeeeeeeee. And I have no business with the information, or really care!

@DonutFever: YES. YES YESYSYEYSEYSYEY. That song is so cozy.

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#38  Edited By Dixego

@RPGee said:

@Dixego said:

@RPGee: It's NEVER too late for that image.

Great!

By request!
By request!

And they said nothing good could ever come out of this thread...

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#39  Edited By Little_Socrates

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

I didnt get a chance to read it...... Since we're posting Drake in here:

Well, that's clearly the SUPERIOR Drake song, but Marvin's Room was a bit more fitting. Not that I didn't take the opportunity all the same. DAMN, that's a good song!

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#40  Edited By NTM

I want to know the original story so I can have an opinion. You know, probably a negative one?

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#41  Edited By FunkyS

Ah, I have the OP copied to my clipboard and the temptation to post is overwhelming!

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#42  Edited By Phatmac

So what's going on guys?

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#43  Edited By A_Talking_Donkey

@NTM said:

I want to know the original story so I can have an opinion. You know, probably a negative one?

He said he loved his girlfriend in Spanish, she broke up with him because presumably she doesn't know Spanish, so he kissed her and stole her glasses.

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#44  Edited By Jrinswand

@Dixego said:

[REDACTED FOR VIEWER'S SAKE]

Ahhh, fuck it.

OMG. Funniest beginning to a break up thread ever.

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#45  Edited By ajamafalous

Aw man, got here after the edit.

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#46  Edited By cornbredx

You'll live. 
In 10 years you'll look back and find it ridiculous you made a thread about it =) 
Then you'll laugh.

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#47  Edited By DonutFever
@ajamafalous said:
Aw man, got here after the edit.
Couldn't help but read that in Wrex's voice.
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#48  Edited By TyCobb

Did she wrong you? Well, it doesn't matter because she broke up with you. You should go to her house, slash her tires, defecate on her cat and/or mailbox. Leave a note too telling her you love her; chicks dig that shit.

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#49  Edited By NTM

@A_Talking_Donkey said:

@NTM said:

I want to know the original story so I can have an opinion. You know, probably a negative one?

He said he loved his girlfriend in Spanish, she broke up with him because presumably she doesn't know Spanish, so he kissed her and stole her glasses.

I don't believe that.