My girlfriend broke up with me.

@CornBREDX said:

You'll live. In 10 years you'll look back and find it ridiculous you made a thread about it =) Then you'll laugh.

I'm already laughing.

@NTM said:

@A_Talking_Donkey said:

@NTM said:

I want to know the original story so I can have an opinion. You know, probably a negative one?

He said he loved his girlfriend in Spanish, she broke up with him because presumably she doesn't know Spanish, so he kissed her and stole her glasses.

I don't believe that.

Yeah this sounds a little too interesting for one of these threads.

Turn off your internet, seriously. Just turn it off. At least turn off social media sites. Then, you drink. Drink like you have never drank before.

Seeing how the original poster for this thread has edited out almost everything in the original post, and the comments section for this topic is getting out of hand there's no reason to keep this thread open.