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Edited By HS21

Hey I'm Chad. We just met and by 'met' I mean your eyes serendipitously wandered down into the comments section of a video or article on the internet and you've read a blurb I wrote detailing my thoughts and feelings about said video or article. What luck! Now you know how I feel about this reboot of an old PC game franchise turned FPS or the remake of a little known cult 70s horror film! I'm a pretty big fan of the older stuff, I just wish people would leave that stuff alone. Wouldn't we all be better off if people didn't try to tamper with the classics and get their grubby hands of change on things? Advancements in medicine? Pshh, who needs it? What's wrong with the 'ol stand by of chicken soup and illness sucking leeches? Oh man the automobile? No thanks, I'll just use these getaway sticks called legs, they've never failed me before except for that time when I fell out of a tree peepin' on the widow next door. But I'm losing the plot here, let me find it again.

If you're going to read someone's comment on the internet it should be mine. My opinions are unique and fresh and I have many facets to my comment writing. Here, let me show you using this article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

Unnecessarily Cynical

Ungh, the dowry he had to pay was only $50? The goat must not have been a good fuck. Totally not worth getting caught and being forced to marry it. He should have fucked a gazelle, something with class. Lame.

Hyperbolic/Navarrocism

That is THE WORST THING EVER that this guy would engage in coitus with a goat. But it sure is THE BEST THING, LIKE, EVER that he was forced to marry the goat. *Nervous laugh/facial twitch/forced reference to Nic Cage*

Staunchly Defensive for no Discernible Reason

Wow, it is a human being's RIGHT to force him or herself on an animal. Love works in mysterious ways, and sometimes one of those ways is goat fucking. Just leave him alone please, let him be happy. Stop demonizing this goat rapist you vultures.

Cool Indifference

Dude fucked that goat and got caught and was forced to marry the goat he raped? So what? Who cares? I don't. Did Prometheus come out yet? Whatever.

Pointlessly Relating a Life Experience Despite Knowing Deep Inside That Nobody Cares

Oh man, that's pretty crazy. Reminds me of this one time during a family reunion about 3 years ago, it was time for dinner and everyone was at the table except for my uncle. We were all looking for him and then we heard these weird yelping noises from the barn. My cousin Jebediah made a joke about my uncle being a sick, dirty goat fucker. Turns out it was just my little sister Debbie lighting a Furbie on fire. Hahahahahaha, oh man.

Disguising a miniature lecture as a comment in a bizarre attempt at looking well informed even though you know people know you Wikipedia'd that shit

That's pretty crazy. Did you guys know that In many jurisdictions, all forms of zoophilic acts are prohibited? Others outlaw only the mistreatment of animals, without specific mention of sexual activity. In some countries, such as Denmark, bestiality is not outlawed. It is currently illegal in Canada, Netherlands, 34 U.S. states, Australia, the United Kingdom, New Zealand, Turkey and Ghana. In the UK, Section 63 of the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008 (also known as the Extreme Pornography Act) outlaws images of a person performing or appearing to perform an act of intercourse or oral sex with an animal (whether dead or alive). Countries such as Belgium, Germany, and Russia are somewhere in between: they permit sexual activity with animals, but prohibit the promotion of animal-oriented pornography.

Informing People That I was the First Comment

First.

Informing the Poster of the First Comment That he is an Asshole.

Fuck you man, no one cares. Gawd. I'm so mad about something so inconsequential. Arghhhh. Anyways, I too have no input on this article.

Those are just a few approaches to comment crafting that I've got going on at the moment. I'm working on a few new techniques that I just can't wait for you to read on the next article about something as world shatteringly important as video game "news" or the announcement of a new film. Make sure to @reply my comments! I get this delightful redirection of blood to my phallic vessel whenever a stranger on the internet has read my shit, and shit it certainly is.

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#1  Edited By HS21

Hey I'm Chad. We just met and by 'met' I mean your eyes serendipitously wandered down into the comments section of a video or article on the internet and you've read a blurb I wrote detailing my thoughts and feelings about said video or article. What luck! Now you know how I feel about this reboot of an old PC game franchise turned FPS or the remake of a little known cult 70s horror film! I'm a pretty big fan of the older stuff, I just wish people would leave that stuff alone. Wouldn't we all be better off if people didn't try to tamper with the classics and get their grubby hands of change on things? Advancements in medicine? Pshh, who needs it? What's wrong with the 'ol stand by of chicken soup and illness sucking leeches? Oh man the automobile? No thanks, I'll just use these getaway sticks called legs, they've never failed me before except for that time when I fell out of a tree peepin' on the widow next door. But I'm losing the plot here, let me find it again.

If you're going to read someone's comment on the internet it should be mine. My opinions are unique and fresh and I have many facets to my comment writing. Here, let me show you using this article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

Unnecessarily Cynical

Ungh, the dowry he had to pay was only $50? The goat must not have been a good fuck. Totally not worth getting caught and being forced to marry it. He should have fucked a gazelle, something with class. Lame.

Hyperbolic/Navarrocism

That is THE WORST THING EVER that this guy would engage in coitus with a goat. But it sure is THE BEST THING, LIKE, EVER that he was forced to marry the goat. *Nervous laugh/facial twitch/forced reference to Nic Cage*

Staunchly Defensive for no Discernible Reason

Wow, it is a human being's RIGHT to force him or herself on an animal. Love works in mysterious ways, and sometimes one of those ways is goat fucking. Just leave him alone please, let him be happy. Stop demonizing this goat rapist you vultures.

Cool Indifference

Dude fucked that goat and got caught and was forced to marry the goat he raped? So what? Who cares? I don't. Did Prometheus come out yet? Whatever.

Pointlessly Relating a Life Experience Despite Knowing Deep Inside That Nobody Cares

Oh man, that's pretty crazy. Reminds me of this one time during a family reunion about 3 years ago, it was time for dinner and everyone was at the table except for my uncle. We were all looking for him and then we heard these weird yelping noises from the barn. My cousin Jebediah made a joke about my uncle being a sick, dirty goat fucker. Turns out it was just my little sister Debbie lighting a Furbie on fire. Hahahahahaha, oh man.

Disguising a miniature lecture as a comment in a bizarre attempt at looking well informed even though you know people know you Wikipedia'd that shit

That's pretty crazy. Did you guys know that In many jurisdictions, all forms of zoophilic acts are prohibited? Others outlaw only the mistreatment of animals, without specific mention of sexual activity. In some countries, such as Denmark, bestiality is not outlawed. It is currently illegal in Canada, Netherlands, 34 U.S. states, Australia, the United Kingdom, New Zealand, Turkey and Ghana. In the UK, Section 63 of the Criminal Justice and Immigration Act 2008 (also known as the Extreme Pornography Act) outlaws images of a person performing or appearing to perform an act of intercourse or oral sex with an animal (whether dead or alive). Countries such as Belgium, Germany, and Russia are somewhere in between: they permit sexual activity with animals, but prohibit the promotion of animal-oriented pornography.

Informing People That I was the First Comment

First.

Informing the Poster of the First Comment That he is an Asshole.

Fuck you man, no one cares. Gawd. I'm so mad about something so inconsequential. Arghhhh. Anyways, I too have no input on this article.

Those are just a few approaches to comment crafting that I've got going on at the moment. I'm working on a few new techniques that I just can't wait for you to read on the next article about something as world shatteringly important as video game "news" or the announcement of a new film. Make sure to @reply my comments! I get this delightful redirection of blood to my phallic vessel whenever a stranger on the internet has read my shit, and shit it certainly is.

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#2  Edited By Little_Socrates

First.

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#3  Edited By wefwefasdf

@Little_Socrates: Gah, no one cares who is first. You're such an asshole!

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#4  Edited By mylifeforAiur

A love that broke all boundaries: She was a lonely goat looking for something more. He was a man looking for someone or something special. They abnegated social norms--defied the close-mindedness of their families and friends. And on the way, discovered a love that surpassed the acceptable. He became known as...

GOAT FUCKER!

Coming soon to a theatre near you.

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#5  Edited By ShadowConqueror

The Men Who Fuck With Goats

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#6  Edited By Jazz

something hyperbolic followed by something random followed by ellipses statement ellipses random mention of work load, ellipses.

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#7  Edited By Hot_Karl

Hahaha, oh man. This reminds me of the time where I thought I was reading something intelligent, funny, informative and remarkably well-written on the internet, but then I ended up taking an arrow in the knee. So great.

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#8  Edited By TruthTellah

LOUD NOISES!

(Thank you for writing on this important subject.I will notice your posts in the future, good sir.)

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#9  Edited By Video_Game_King

@HS21 said:

Love works in mysterious ways, and sometimes one of those ways is goat fucking.

Just another reason to love this guy. (And not in the goat-fucking way.)

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#10  Edited By dudeglove

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

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#11  Edited By Ravenlight

Nonplussed, Seeking Clarification About Trivial Details

How was the goatfucker "captured and tied up"?

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I completely disagree with your opinion but I will fight to death for the right to let you have it. Carry on good sir, you prick.

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#13  Edited By RobertOrri

I am certain that you are already aware of the responses a blog post with such a title will elicit, so I will refrain from repeating others' replies.

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#14  Edited By Claude

If you're fucking a goat at least you don't have to look at its eyes, those things freak me out.
 

 Don't you fucking look at me.
 Don't you fucking look at me.
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#15  Edited By Still_I_Cry

Cool indifference used judgmental language O_O so he isn't really indifferent!

Who is he to say that the goat did not consent?!

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#16  Edited By Example1013

So from what I've heard, apparently all of this is a thing now. Snarky barky bark bark.

...

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Nic Cage.

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#17  Edited By mfpantst

What in the what?

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#18  Edited By Arker101

I used to marry goats but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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That was actually pretty great.

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#21  Edited By Tireyo

Living in this over-sexualized world really stinks for me.

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#22  Edited By EuanDewar

I see your point but frankly, you seem uneducated and mentally deprived. I'm going to persistently challenge your points even when I know you're right because of problems I had when I was younger.

Also did you know I have a girlfriend? Cause I do.

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#23  Edited By Jaktajj

@HS21 said:

.....What luck! Now you know how I feel about this reboot of an old PC game franchise turned FPS....

Wait a second. This ENTIRE post is just your way of justifying that you like the new Syndicate. There is no justification. There is no excuse. You can't have your cake and eat it.

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#24  Edited By PixelPrinny

I am deeply offended and/or appalled by this as it vaguely ties into human and/or animal rights issues and I'm going to take this opportunity to sit upon my high horse and tell you all that I am morally superior.

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#25  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers

Dayum girl.

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#26  Edited By sweep  Moderator

...didn't we ban you?

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#27  Edited By HS21

@Sweep said:

...didn't we ban you?

Wasn't your ass stick free?

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#28  Edited By sweep  Moderator

@HS21: Stop talking about my ass, pervert!

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#29  Edited By Dagbiker

I was expecting somthing bad, but got this instead.

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#30  Edited By Papa_XIV

People's comments are many times completely unrelated to the video/news/whatever. I am following you now :)

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#31  Edited By MarkWahlberg

HS21 can just write the internet for us from now on. Or at least write the basic scripts that kids in Malaysian sweatshops then type out ad infinitum for 30 cents an hour.

Relevant quote: "I don't fuck goats, I make love to them"