Need a good name for a British oriented club?

So I am starting a club with some people at my school which will revolve around us generally watching British entertainment (doctor who, skins, misfits, etc.), drinking tea/eating crumpets, and overall being classy while talking in a British accent. So what are some good and/or funny names you can come up with?

P.S. I live in America

The Pompus Fanny boys

The Jaffa Cakes.

The Pretentious wannabes

The Wankers.

Edit: OHMYGODJAFFACAKES

So basically you want something the jocks could call you as they're beating your face in?

How about the "Spotted Dicks"?

#kingralphjokes

@wjb: have to hand it to ya, you made me laugh

The Beatles

Crumpets.

- The Jammy Dodgers (More scottish oriented)

- The Chip Butties

- The Tiddly Oggies (my favourite)

- The Worcestershire Enunciators (all members should learn how to pronounce Worcestershire properly)

That's all I can think of for now.

apples and pears dog and bone cor blimey you're nicked you muppet club.

Edit - I live in Britain and I rarely meet anyone that acts classy. You're more likely to see someone huddled over on the side of the road standing in some chips they sicked up. Crumpets and tea... Haha.

i like alot of these. thank you

@GunstarRed said:

apples and pears dog and bone cor blimey you're nicked you muppet club.

Edit - I live in Britain and I rarely meet anyone that acts classy. You're more likely to see someone huddled over on the side of the road standing in some chips they sicked up. Crumpets and tea... idiot.

But to be fair, that's pretty classy to the rest of us.

Just thought of another

- The Hot Cross Buns

Ugh, crumpets, really? They are not posh :) And a pain because you'd need to toast them, lest ye be heathens. From someone who's English (me) - scones are the way to go, classier and nicer, with jam of course.

Saucy Bangers.

The Westside Albions?

Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II's society for misfortuned escapist Americans?

Trinity Tiddlers

From Blackadder Goes fourth, Fourth in the series and you should watch Blackadder.

Hammersmith Hardmen.

From Bottom.

This clip could give you nicknames.

Whitbury Town Leisure Center?

The McMuffins

The Stereotypes.

"The 'ELLO GOVNA."

I apologize.

@markini6 said:

Ugh, crumpets, really? They are not posh :) And a pain because you'd need to toast them, lest ye be heathens. From someone who's English (me) - scones are the way to go, classier and nicer, with jam of course.

Yeah, scones are the way to go for snacks with tea. Also, vanilla squares if you can get your hands on some good ones.

Also, you should know the difference between the different vernacular of meal times.

What you'd be having is high tea which is tea and snacks in the afternoon, not to be confused with regular tea which is dinner.

Dinner can be the main meal which is served around lunch time (usually on Sundays).

Tea is what we would call dinner or supper.

Supper is light snacks after dinner (usually close to bed time).

Try-Hard Geezers

Tea Time

British Club

The Anglophiliacs

This sounds like the worst thing in the world.

The Twats.

And fuck scones, eat those crumpets. Scones are too dry.

The Giant Chuff

The Arsenals

Taking The Piss

Give Danger Mouse a go (and anything with David Jason is a good bet).

'We kinda lingers'

Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus

Her Majesty's Corgis.

If that's what you think Britain is like you should never come here. Trust me when I say it not double decker buses and bowler hats. More Chav's and shanks these days.

Telly can be pretty good though.

batty boys ?

The Crooked Tooth

Similar to the "learn how to pronounce Worcester" one, I give you...

The Aluminium Featherstonehaughs of Cholmondeley

You're welcome.

The Utter Bastards

@CookieMonster said:

Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus

Nice. That's almost as good as "Man Feelings".

Also, if you guys aren't drinking heavily at that club, you're doing it wrong. A little knife violence probably wouldn't hurt either. You know, figuratively speaking.

Superfluous U's

Sargent Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Wankers.

As someone actually from the uk, here are some... Scallywags The Greasy Spoon Jiggery-Pokery Toad-in-the-hole The Dog's Bollocks

This is so god damn racist.

(edit:for punctuation) As someone actually from the uk, here are some... Scallywags,The Greasy Spoon, Jiggery-Pokery, Toad-in-the-hole, The Dog's Bollocks

...

THE GOONERS! BOOM

The Marmalades

@adam1808 said:

Superfluous U's

Hey, we put the U in superfluous!

That's right, all three of them.

The Limey?

The Liver Spot