Now that Jeff has a gimmick...

I'm sure we've all noticed that Jeff tries to interject the Nintendo Download news any opportunity he gets.  Thus, his persona is established. 
 
I'm curious as to where this gimmick would rank all-time if Jeff where in the WWE today. 
 
On a scale of 1 to Mankind, I'd put him at John Cena.  You know, kinda lame, but hopefully athleticism would help him climb the ladder.

I think you'll find its 1 to Scotty 2 Hotty

I stopped reading after you said "Persona". 
 

" John Cena.  You know, kinda lame, but hopefully athleticism would help him climb the ladder. "

" @quicksand31 said:

" John Cena.  You know, kinda lame, but hopefully athleticism would help him climb the ladder. "

Cena is terrible in the ring though. "

So, is the NintenDownload X-Press a card Persona, or a "shoot yerself in the head" Persona? 

Chris Jericho

Dude Love or Cactus Jack.

I changed my mind. Edit.
 
  

His gimmick is at least a bit better than this classic: 
 
  

Well, it takes some sort gimmick to get and keep peoples attention! You have your good and bad! 
 
I don't like wrestling, so I can't use the rating scale.

Whatever it is, I hope it ends soon. It's rather annoying.

This is far from a gimmick, this is real life. Podcasting is real.

Come on guys! You gotta know your wrestlers if you are gonna talk wrestling. Jeff is clearly not quite at Macho Man status in pomp... but maybe at the level of Jake the Snake Roberts. I wonder if Classy Freddie Blassie, Lou Albano, or Jimmy Hart can be summoned to manage Jeff. Wait... I don't think Jimmy Hart is dead. We've got Jeff a manager!

"Whatever it is, I hope it ends soon. It's rather annoying. "

" Dude Love or Cactus Jack. "

One day he will reach the Macho man, one day.

THE XPRESS IS NOT A GIMMICK. CANT STOP THE TRAIN BABY!!!

He's like Cena circa 2004.
 
 
Back when he was the US Champion and during his push for JBL's WWE Championship. One man standing against the oppressive regime of JBL's entire Cabinet (Ryan's entire Bombcast).

Disco Inferno!

" @quicksand31 said:

" John Cena.  You know, kinda lame, but hopefully athleticism would help him climb the ladder. "

Cena is terrible in the ring though. "

No. No he's not. Cena is booked poorly which is why you get shit like him getting wailed on for ten minutes and then busting out five moves and getting the pin. Cena has in ring ability. "

" @VelvetLore04 said:

No. No he's not. Cena is booked poorly which is why you get shit like him getting wailed on for ten minutes and then busting out five moves and getting the pin. Cena has in ring ability. "

Might I ask where and when you saw him display it? "

" @VelvetLore04 said:

No. No he's not. Cena is booked poorly which is why you get shit like him getting wailed on for ten minutes and then busting out five moves and getting the pin. Cena has in ring ability. "

Might I ask where and when you saw him display it? "

"I had a dream recently where Jeff joined the WWE.  His entrance music was that Wii Shop music, and when he came out, he was dressed like his avatar from the Game Room videos. But the entrance was like 93-95 era WWF, where it's dark and the wrestlers walked down the aisle with personalized lights (ie, Owen Hart had hearts), and Jeff's lights made a Jungler snake. Also, part of his wrestling mask lit up and blinked. When he got in the ring, he got on the mic and said, "That's J, E, Double F. G, E, R-S-T... M, A, Double N! Jeff Gerstmann. Ain't I great?" and then proceeded to strut like Double J as well. Woke up before the actual match, but that was an entrance fit for a king. "