*(Official) Motha F$#%*ng Samuel L.Jackson Thread*

All things Sam Jackson here. For instance, Anyone seen Jumper? I dig the white hair.

Best lines from any of his films.

"Hold on to your butts" Jurassic Park

He ain't that great.

*prepares flame shield*

Well you can swear you know. Unless you did that on purpose of course.

You can say fuck

"He ain't that great.

*prepares flame shield*
"

this forum is going to hell in less the 24 hours.

Pulp anyone? Badass ending scene

"this forum is going to hell in less the 24 hours.
"

English Motha F$#%*ker do you speak it

"could you stop yelling?".. "I can't, this is how I talk!!"

"English Motha F$#%*ker do you speak it
"

What ain't no country i ever heard of. They speak English in What?

  SLJ is overrated.

Mmmmm...This is a tasty burger!

 
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHAFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN' PLANE! EVERYBODY STRAP IN! WE'RE ABOUT TO OPEN SOME FUCKING WINDOWS.
 
- Snakes on a Plane