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#1  Edited By Illuminosopher

I got this thing for a dollar mainly because I had no idea what it is, any help would be appreciated.

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#2  Edited By Video_Game_King

It holds the invisible spirit of The Damned. Or at least it did until you released it. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!?

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#3  Edited By toowalrus

Put potatoes in it and submerse it in boiling oil.

...fuck, I don't know.

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#4  Edited By Andorski

Looks like part of a raffle cage.

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#5  Edited By Illuminosopher

@Video_Game_King: Shit! I closed it real quick maybe it didn't get out.

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#6  Edited By ImmortalSaiyan

it's a hardcore bird cage.

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#7  Edited By Video_Game_King

@Illuminosopher:

No, it got out. The Damned is quick, and will seize any opportunity given to it. YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!

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#8  Edited By leinad44

Well you're now possessed by a demon, good luck with that.

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#9  Edited By Illuminosopher

@Andorski: Yeah it does kind of look like that it also kinda looks like those traps you put under water for minnows and crayfish.

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#10  Edited By EarlessShrimp

@ImmortalSaiyan: I believe you mean an S/M Dungeon Birdcage.

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#11  Edited By I_smell

Ghostbusters prototype vessel, one of a kind.

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#12  Edited By Justin258

It's either the ghastliest handbag ever or a crazy S&M thing.

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#13  Edited By Illuminosopher

@ImmortalSaiyan: That was kind of one of my first thoughts like maybe it was for transporting birds to a vet or something.

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#14  Edited By musubi

@Video_Game_King said:

It holds the invisible spirit of The Damned. Or at least it did until you released it. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!?

^ This.

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#15  Edited By ShaggE

That, old bean, is a cylindrical cage the likes of which are sought after by millions and millions of cylindrical cage collectors. By buying this piece, you have opened the floodgates, and will live out the rest of your days harassed by frenzied cylindrical cage fans.

Either that or it's a sex thing.

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#16  Edited By Illuminosopher

@Video_Game_King: Fuck! the fortune cookie was right I would end the world.

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#17  Edited By IceColdGamer

Put your penis in it. Go ahead, do it.

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#18  Edited By Video_Game_King

@Illuminosopher:

But the date was wrong. The true horror is that we shall not know when The Damned is complete again until he is upon us all.

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#19  Edited By Illuminosopher

@IceColdGamer: Don't you think I already tried that think man think!

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Deep frying shit

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#21  Edited By oraknabo

experimental luggage?

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#22  Edited By ShadowConqueror

It's a butter churner.

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#23  Edited By JunkHype

it's a fish prison.

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#24  Edited By Draxyle

@Andorski said:

Looks like part of a raffle cage.

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That's my best guess as well, though it's clearly missing some pieces.

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#25  Edited By 49th

Key features of thing:

1. Two tabs welded in middle of each half

2. Two square bits welded in corners of one half

3. Metal parts with holes on top and bottom of each half - possibly for connecting with metal rod? Not for rotation since both holes are not centred

4. No doors on side of thing which means this was probably used for storage - not catching animals

Where did you but this thing? Any notable landmarks around?

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#26  Edited By Karkarov

In all seriousness it might be some kind of fry cage or perhaps used for catching small fish, though I am not sure if it is the right type of metal for that. It definitely is not a roll cage for lotto drawings because it has no spot for the handle, not to mention the lack of an opening to insert tickets and such.

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#27  Edited By Illuminosopher

@49th: at a local thrift shop they had no idea what it was ether.

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#28  Edited By UncleBenny

it's an incorrectly built penis cage. They forgot to cut the whole in the middle. Those paddle things are for punshing your weiner for being bad.

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#29  Edited By Barrock

It's in case you feed a gremlin after midnight, or get it wet.

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#30  Edited By Rattle618

Its for your balls, welcome to safe sex.

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#31  Edited By MariachiMacabre

It's the latest toy from extremerestraints.com! The Genital Prison!

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#32  Edited By audiosnow

It's clearly for mixing or shuffling; the internal tabs and offset axle holes make that obvious.

It's probably for raffles and such, as has already been said.

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Probably something from Extremerestraints.com

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#34  Edited By Christoffer

If you want to know what that is, watch Hellraiser 2... don't worry... well maybe a little.

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#35  Edited By Roger_Klotz

A traveling dildo case, for the pornstars always on the go!

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#36  Edited By Pop

I don't know man, I've been trying to google everything I can think of and didn't find anything. Take it to pawn stars they'll tell you what it's worth :D

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#37  Edited By L44

Why must people immediatley associate unknown things with dicks?

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#38  Edited By Tomzombie

ya the thing you use to get bingo balls in to call out number or loto numbers

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#39  Edited By Christoffer

@L44 said:

Why must people immediatley associate unknown things with dicks?

Studies shows it's funny.

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#40  Edited By ShaggE

@L44 said:

Why must people immediatley associate unknown things with dicks?

Human nature. When you encounter an unknown object, there are only three courses of action: Try to eat it, try to kill it, or try to stick your junk in it.

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#41  Edited By laserbolts

@believer258 said:

It's either the ghastliest handbag ever or a crazy S&M thing.

I like your use of ghastliest there.

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#42  Edited By Ares42

Seems strange for it to open so widely if it's for a lottery, so I'm gonna go with frying-cage.

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#43  Edited By dungbootle

I dunno but it looks oddly familiar.

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#44  Edited By Sursh

it drains the blood from the organs of your victims.

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#45  Edited By John1912

@Andorski said:

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Looks like part of a raffle cage.

LOL! That would be pretty sad if it was a raffle cage. It looks so creepy in the OPs room with the low light, and wood panel walls. Like if he panned the camera just a bit, im pretty sure there would be a naked gimp chained to the wall in a leather mask with ball gag.

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#46  Edited By Baillie

It's not a raffle cage as it has a door that flaps open. I have been searching google for a while and I can't really find any cylindrical cages that open like this. WHAT IS IT?

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#47  Edited By super2j

well this is solved ? then i will still say what i thought. nothing, rather i was going to tell u to go and listen to my brother my brother and me: extreme restraints ads..... this is more a joke for my fellow listeners.

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#48  Edited By Sanity

Either a torture device or a deep fry cage. Or both.

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#49  Edited By benpicko

@dudy80 said:

Either a torture device or a deep fry cage. Or both.

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Or both.

Ouch.

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#50  Edited By Subjugation

It's a horcrux. If you melt it down and destroy it you will hear the screams of anguish from You-Know-Who.