OMG PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!

i zipped up on my junk @_@ i tried to get it out but it got worse!!! should i try to cut my pants from the bottom???!!!

Watch "There's Something About Mary" and then you can decide your plan of action.

You have no hope of getting back a normal functioning dink.
Sorry.
Best go to the emergency.

if that actually happened you wouldnt be posting here

"Watch "There's Something About Mary" and then you can decide your plan of action.
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congratulations :D

"if that actually happened you wouldnt be posting here
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You have to preform surgery on yourself right now.
I suggest trying to cut with a spoon. That way you can scoop out the blood after the cut.

Walk it off.

"Vinchenzo said:

"Watch "There's Something About Mary" and then you can decide your plan of action.
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That movie snapped right into my mind when I read the topic :P

Great minds think alike.

Besides, I'm not quite sure whether this is a real problem or if this guy is trying to annoy us again.....if it's real then just call an ambulance or something
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ambulance or never make a thread a again your choice peace and godspeed

castration is your only option.

"Termite said:

"Vinchenzo said:

"Watch "There's Something About Mary" and then you can decide your plan of action.
"

That movie snapped right into my mind when I read the topic :P

Great minds think alike.

Besides, I'm not quite sure whether this is a real problem or if this guy is trying to annoy us again.....if it's real then just call an ambulance or something
"

noes that will be embarassing
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Ah, well. To put it bluntly, you're screwed.

This guy cannot actually be the CaseyWegner from Gamespot.

Chop it off! Do it nooow!!!

This is why buttons FTW.

You aren't the real caseywegner.

do a barrel roll

"do a barrel roll
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*Slowly nibbles on himself in concentration*
Pencil did this to his lead once.
Pencil did not enjoy it.
Pencil recommends removing the junk as soon as possible.
Pencil thinks some petroleum jelly would do the trick in terms of lube.

He actually took a photo of it happening as proof = his avatar

Since I've pretty much stopped wearing underwear I've realized that it is far more frequent to catch your junk in the zipper when zipping down.  I always thought it'd be the other way around.

I think you are screwed. :(  You should just chop it all off and get plastic surgery!

Is this the real Casey?

Apply superglue to your hand and have fun with yourself. Then see American Pie VII for the answer.

"Is this the real Casey?
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wow.......well you can always just chop it off and become a she/man.  a girl with balls and vchip FTW

"i zipped up on my junk @_@ i tried to get it out but it got worse!!! should i try to cut my pants from the bottom???!!!"

wait........casey wagner isn't a flippin retarted........THERE"S A SPY SAPPIN OUR  INTERNETZ!!!!

"i zipped up on my junk @_@ i tried to get it out but it got worse!!! should i try to cut my pants from the bottom???!!!
"

Problem?