Plummeting US Satellite to Hit Earth Friday

So this is how I'm going to die :(
 
http://www.voanews.com/english/news/science-technology/Plummeting-US-Satellite-to-Hit-Earth-Friday-130217763.html

Yep. It'll land right on your house and you'll die.

I hope it doesn't land on me while I'm driving D:

@SethPhotopoulos said:

Yep. It'll land right on your house and you'll die.

it'll save us all from your terrible topics. OH BURN

but seriously you have a better chance of dying via thunderstorm, traffic, gunshot...

@Laketown said:

@SethPhotopoulos said:

Yep. It'll land right on your house and you'll die.

it'll save us all from your terrible topics. OH BURN

but seriously you have a better chance of dying via thunderstorm, traffic, gunshot...

Land sharks have a better chance of mauling you than a satellite.

@SethPhotopoulos said:

Yep. It'll land right on your house and you'll die.

it'll save us all from your terrible topics. OH BURN

So the dinosaurs got wiped out by a meteor, and humans will be wiped out by a satellite? Hey Mayans, the end of the world is coming sooner than you think....

For some reason I laughed at the title of this thread when I saw it. Hopefully they video tape it's impact, probably going to be pretty sweet.

Must be one amazing huge satellite for that to happen.

Yep. It'll land right on your house and you'll die.

@ShinjiEx said:

@SethPhotopoulos said:

Yep. It'll land right on your house and you'll die.

Yep at least I'll be famous ^__^

No. They wouldn't be able to identify your body.

don't worry i'll take out my cool ninja sword and slice it in half

Hope Tommy Lee Jones can defuse the nucleur weapons that are loaded on it before it crashes on Earth.

No one died when MIR came down, and this is much smaller. Although there's no way of knowing where this one will land.

We're all going to die. Not even just OP.

1 in trillions? I like those odds! If you need me, I'll be standing naked in a large open space with a lightning rod in one hand and a lottery ticket in the other.

@Laketown said:

@SethPhotopoulos said:

Yep. It'll land right on your house and you'll die.

it'll save us all from your terrible topics. OH BURN

but seriously you have a better chance of dying via thunderstorm, traffic, gunshot...

This made my day.

I am going to die falling to my death, dressed as Abe Lincoln holding a big purple dildo

Ugg...stupid pig americans. Just putting stuff in space and letting it fall down without a single thought in their mind to the consequences.

@Chop: I can't tell if you are serious or not.

With great anticipation, I look forward to it landing on me.

@sopranosfan said:

I am going to die falling to my death, dressed as Abe Lincoln holding a big purple dildo

I like The Goods references on the occasion too.

this thread title basically reads to me like "Sun rises," considering satellites strike the Earth on a fairly regular basis

@Chop said:

Ugg...stupid pig americans. Just putting stuff in space and letting it fall down without a single thought in their mind to the consequences.

I think you would probably fit in over here.

AWESOME

Can I have your stuff? You know, unless the satellite destroys that as well. That would just be, like, bummer.

Please land on me and give me more super powers like the fantastic four!

cool, parents told me about this. my dad for some reason took out a hard hat that we have sitting in the house.pretty weird being him.

Sir or Madam, you have earned yourself a follow. Keep posting like this, better yet write a few blogs, I find you fascinating.

@SethPhotopoulos said:

Yep. It'll land right on your house and you'll die.

Donnie Darko 3, instead of a jet engine it's going to be a satellite.

fuck bitches

get money

I think I am going to borrow money from a bunch of people. The way I figure it is if it hits them I don't have to worry about paying back the money and if it hits me, well, I guess my family can enjoy the money and wonder where it came from because how do you go up to somebody's family after them getting hit by a satellite and ask about money that they owe you.

@Chop said:

Ugg...stupid pig americans. Just putting stuff in space and letting it fall down without a single thought in their mind to the consequences.

Russia and China also had satellites like this plummet to Earth before the technology to steer them was available.

@Beforet said:

1 in trillions? I like those odds! If you need me, I'll be standing naked in a large open space with a lightning rod in one hand and a lottery ticket in the other.

And a rattle snake will bite ya in da nuts.

@Fizzy said:

@Chop said:

Ugg...stupid pig americans. Just putting stuff in space and letting it fall down without a single thought in their mind to the consequences.

Russia and China also had satellites like this plummet to Earth before the technology to steer them was available.

Wonder how many monkeys are in space right now....

@Delphye said:

Must be one amazing huge satellite for that to happen.

Its about the size of a bus and its like 20 years old

@The_Laughing_Man said:

Wonder how many monkeys are in space right now....

Yeah, I always wondered that myself.

@Fizzy said:

@The_Laughing_Man said:

Wonder how many monkeys are in space right now....

Yeah, I always wondered that myself.

The end will come by space monkeys.

And there you have it. The next big Sci fi movie.

Space monkeys attack. At the end we learn they really are the monkeys we tested on.

Does it have a golden voice?

Ah damn! Veger's revenge!

If it lands near you, loot that shit. All kinds of gold and rare metals and stuff in that thing.

@AjayRaz said:

don't worry i'll take out my cool ninja sword and slice it in half

I'll one-up you and hadouken it.