Pop-Tarts. Are They Any Good?

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#1  Edited By Seppli

I'll be having my first pop-tarts soon. A shit-ton of pop-tarts.

 

 Strawberry Pop-tarts.
 Strawberry Pop-tarts.


 Do you like pop-tarts? Are they good breakfast food?

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#2  Edited By jmrwacko

Enjoy yourself. Om nom nom nom
 
(poptarts suck, but they're sugary, which is why I loved them as a kid)

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#3  Edited By Romination

I'd like to see a picture of your sister eating poptarts with cheese on them...

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#4  Edited By ajamafalous

Pop-tarts are fantastic.

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#5  Edited By fwylo

< Toaster Strudel

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#6  Edited By fleethefactory

Pop-Tarts are delicious.
 
Toasted > Untoasted.

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#7  Edited By Tireyo

Oh yes. Pop-Tarts are great. Brown sugar cinnamon, chocolate fudge, cookies and cream are all good.

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#8  Edited By TheJasonSigler

Non-frosted Pop-Tarts < Frosted Pop-Tarts < Toasted Frosted Pop-Tarts < Toaster Strudel

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#9  Edited By ArchScabby

I love me a good pop tart.

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#10  Edited By Evil_Alaska

I've never understood the appeal of Pop-Tarts. Toasted or not, they are just a dry ass lump of sugar and beyond crappy "pastry". I second toaster strudel as being a far better option.  
 
And chocolate is not a breakfast food. As a fat dude, even that grosses me out.

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#11  Edited By DukeTogo

Poop Farts.  It's 2010, there are better alternatives out there.  Long ago these were okay when the alternative was toast.

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#12  Edited By citizenkane

Smores Pop-Tarts = sex

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#13  Edited By Siepher

I know this american guy from my clan, who calls me a pop-tart on Ventrilo.
 
So they must be good.

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#14  Edited By Raakill

Get a bear claw instead.

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#15  Edited By Vinchenzo
@CitizenKane said:
" Smores Pop-Tarts = sex "
Yup. Although I actually prefer the fudge ones. I'm not sure of the specific name.
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#16  Edited By CL60

Yes, pop tarts are great.

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#17  Edited By SpaceKangaroo

I like them however they can be really sickly, I tend to get fed up of any breakfast in ~1week. I wouldn't have Pop Tarts as breakfast unless I was on some gaming-binge (i.e WoW expansion launch).

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#18  Edited By Jambones

Pop-Tarts™ are diabolical. I am the head of a staunchly anti-Pop-Tart™ regime. 
 
Toaster Strudels all the way.

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#19  Edited By Evilsbane
@Seppli:  There are a few flavors that surpass greatness and dive into "ecstasy" and for me that consist of (All warm cooked in a toaster at a good heat...with milk you have to have milk) 
 
Brown Sugar
Smores ( @CitizenKane:  Smores Pop-Tarts = sex ) <-- Listen to his teachings
Cookies and Cream
Chocolate Fudge
 
 EDIT: And a few others but I see all of these were previously stated, at least the GB community has good taste!
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#20  Edited By Skald

Personally, I'm not a fan. Some people like them, however.

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#21  Edited By Kyle

They are TERRIBLE.

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They're great, just don't get the weird flavors that taste like shit.

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#23  Edited By penguindust

Almost all of them are good but I especially love the Frosted Strawberry and the Chocolate Fudge.

 Aw, cute kitty likes poptarts
 Aw, cute kitty likes poptarts
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#24  Edited By Brians

enitirely selective but my take pop tarts are better when you are younger. Once you try a lot better food going back to poptarts becomes a little less exciting.

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#25  Edited By HandsomeDead

I just spent £20 odd on ordering Pop Tarts from America, so yeah, I like them.

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#26  Edited By SumDeus

Uh, French Toast.

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#27  Edited By cornbredx

Honestly, no. I dont really like pop tarts. They're cheap, though and therefore I still get them when I'm low on cash. I find them best if I cut off the hard crust around the edges. Makes them more pallatable to me haha... but thats just me. I also put butter on them.
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#28  Edited By raidingkvatch
@Seppli:  I'm personally a fan of the choctastic pop-tarts, which are gross, but in a really good way.
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#29  Edited By landon
@mdnytecartunr said:
" Non-frosted Pop-Tarts < Frosted Pop-Tarts < Toasted Frosted Pop-Tarts < Toaster Strudel "
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#30  Edited By Hot_Karl

Pop Tarts are good every once in a blue moon. Hell, I just bought my first (family) pack of Cookies & Cream Pop Tarts in years this past weekend. They're horrible for you, but delish. I'm also way too lazy to toast them, so i just eat them out of the pack. Still pretty damn good in my opinion.

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Pop tarts suck, Ryan and the crew agree with me.

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#32  Edited By mikeeegeee

As a fanatical supporter of Pop-Tarts and all Kellogg's products (my dad has been an engineer there for about 30 years), I can't help but agree with all who recommended some delicious flavors.
 
I can't help but become disgusted by those who recommend "Toaster's Strudel" as a viable alternative. If I wanted to eat semen for breakfast, I'd have to learn to swallow, and THEN I'd have to switch from Pop-Tarts: two things which just aren't happening.

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#33  Edited By chstupid

Pop tarts are the shit
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#34  Edited By yevinorion

I can get down on some pop-tarts, but I hate the non-fruity varieties. Not too much preference as to frosted or unfrosted, but on the whole I've generally moved over to Toaster Strudel. I'll still get down on a pop-tart tho, especially if it's cherry.

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#35  Edited By Seppli

On a sidenote... when you talk about a PB & J sandwhich, you are talking about a peanut butter & GRAPE jelly sandwich? Because there is no such thing as grape jelly here in Switzerland. Got me a glass of that stuff too with my order of pop-tarts. Now hows grape jelly tasting? Like grape soda? Or more natural?
 
I really just wanted to try out some strawberry twizzlers, but that e-shop I ordered from had a 50$ minimum order, so I just had to order some other stuff I am curious about. You Americans and your convenient food marvels. Kinda jealous of all your junk food.

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#36  Edited By iam3green
@CitizenKane said:
" Smores Pop-Tarts = sex "
this. smores is the best kind of poptart out there.
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#37  Edited By CJduke

Brown sugar cinnamon is the best

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#38  Edited By Snail

They suck! Just looking at that picture makes me cringe.

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#39  Edited By Ace829
@Vinchenzo said:
" @CitizenKane said:
" Smores Pop-Tarts = sex "
Yup. Although I actually prefer the fudge ones. I'm not sure of the specific name. "
I believe there is Chocolate Fudge and then Hot Fudge Sundae.
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#40  Edited By Seppli

Just got my crate of American Convenient Food via the local postal service. Ate my first frosted cherry pop tart for dessert after diner. It's pretty good. It's a lot doughier than I thought. Like there's a little raw dough left in the pop tart. Is that normal or do I have to toast them longer?
 
Oh - the fucking Strawberry Twizzlers are highly addictive. Didn't think much of them at first, but then I just wasn't able to stop going for another one. Might just be me kicking my smoking habit though.

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#41  Edited By Spoonybard37

French toast pop tarts are the only thing I'll ever love.

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#42  Edited By christ0phe

Pop-tarts are the food of the gods.  Every morning during high school I ate pop-tarts untoasted because I was to lazy to toast them or make anything else.  Dip them regardless of the flavor into milk...ecstasy.

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#43  Edited By AlwaysAngry

Fuck poptarts. All thin, no filling.

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#44  Edited By nail1080

Smoke Pot. Eat pop tarts.
 
/life
 
really doesn't get any better