Pop-Tarts. Are They Any Good?

I'll be having my first pop-tarts soon. A shit-ton of pop-tarts.

Enjoy yourself. Om nom nom nom
 
(poptarts suck, but they're sugary, which is why I loved them as a kid)

I'd like to see a picture of your sister eating poptarts with cheese on them...

Pop-tarts are fantastic.

< Toaster Strudel

Pop-Tarts are delicious.
 
Toasted > Untoasted.

Oh yes. Pop-Tarts are great. Brown sugar cinnamon, chocolate fudge, cookies and cream are all good.

Non-frosted Pop-Tarts < Frosted Pop-Tarts < Toasted Frosted Pop-Tarts < Toaster Strudel

I love me a good pop tart.

I've never understood the appeal of Pop-Tarts. Toasted or not, they are just a dry ass lump of sugar and beyond crappy "pastry". I second toaster strudel as being a far better option.  
 
And chocolate is not a breakfast food. As a fat dude, even that grosses me out.

Poop Farts.  It's 2010, there are better alternatives out there.  Long ago these were okay when the alternative was toast.

Smores Pop-Tarts = sex

I know this american guy from my clan, who calls me a pop-tart on Ventrilo.
 
So they must be good.

Get a bear claw instead.

" Smores Pop-Tarts = sex "

Yes, pop tarts are great.

I like them however they can be really sickly, I tend to get fed up of any breakfast in ~1week. I wouldn't have Pop Tarts as breakfast unless I was on some gaming-binge (i.e WoW expansion launch).

Pop-Tarts™ are diabolical. I am the head of a staunchly anti-Pop-Tart™ regime. 
 
Toaster Strudels all the way.

Personally, I'm not a fan. Some people like them, however.

They are TERRIBLE.

They're great, just don't get the weird flavors that taste like shit.

Almost all of them are good but I especially love the Frosted Strawberry and the Chocolate Fudge.

enitirely selective but my take pop tarts are better when you are younger. Once you try a lot better food going back to poptarts becomes a little less exciting.

I just spent £20 odd on ordering Pop Tarts from America, so yeah, I like them.

Uh, French Toast.

" Non-frosted Pop-Tarts < Frosted Pop-Tarts < Toasted Frosted Pop-Tarts < Toaster Strudel "

Pop Tarts are good every once in a blue moon. Hell, I just bought my first (family) pack of Cookies & Cream Pop Tarts in years this past weekend. They're horrible for you, but delish. I'm also way too lazy to toast them, so i just eat them out of the pack. Still pretty damn good in my opinion.

Pop tarts suck, Ryan and the crew agree with me.

As a fanatical supporter of Pop-Tarts and all Kellogg's products (my dad has been an engineer there for about 30 years), I can't help but agree with all who recommended some delicious flavors.
 
I can't help but become disgusted by those who recommend "Toaster's Strudel" as a viable alternative. If I wanted to eat semen for breakfast, I'd have to learn to swallow, and THEN I'd have to switch from Pop-Tarts: two things which just aren't happening.

I can get down on some pop-tarts, but I hate the non-fruity varieties. Not too much preference as to frosted or unfrosted, but on the whole I've generally moved over to Toaster Strudel. I'll still get down on a pop-tart tho, especially if it's cherry.

On a sidenote... when you talk about a PB & J sandwhich, you are talking about a peanut butter & GRAPE jelly sandwich? Because there is no such thing as grape jelly here in Switzerland. Got me a glass of that stuff too with my order of pop-tarts. Now hows grape jelly tasting? Like grape soda? Or more natural?
 
I really just wanted to try out some strawberry twizzlers, but that e-shop I ordered from had a 50$ minimum order, so I just had to order some other stuff I am curious about. You Americans and your convenient food marvels. Kinda jealous of all your junk food.

" Smores Pop-Tarts = sex "

Brown sugar cinnamon is the best

They suck! Just looking at that picture makes me cringe.

" @CitizenKane said:

" Smores Pop-Tarts = sex "

Yup. Although I actually prefer the fudge ones. I'm not sure of the specific name. "

Just got my crate of American Convenient Food via the local postal service. Ate my first frosted cherry pop tart for dessert after diner. It's pretty good. It's a lot doughier than I thought. Like there's a little raw dough left in the pop tart. Is that normal or do I have to toast them longer?
 
Oh - the fucking Strawberry Twizzlers are highly addictive. Didn't think much of them at first, but then I just wasn't able to stop going for another one. Might just be me kicking my smoking habit though.

French toast pop tarts are the only thing I'll ever love.

Pop-tarts are the food of the gods.  Every morning during high school I ate pop-tarts untoasted because I was to lazy to toast them or make anything else.  Dip them regardless of the flavor into milk...ecstasy.

Fuck poptarts. All thin, no filling.

Smoke Pot. Eat pop tarts.
 
/life
 
really doesn't get any better