Question of a lifetime: Opinion of you after death

What do you hope, dread, and realistically think people will say and think of you after you have died? 

He was weird and full of himself. we didnt enjoy his opinions or company 
 
may he rest in peace

They'll somehow manage to focus on all the positives or put a positive spin on everything, even though I was an asshole ):o

I have an idea that when I die, people from all over the place will come and pay respect to me. Like, I was one of those happy go lucky characters that goes around subtly touching everyone's lives around him.
 
Realistically though, my family and close friends will come and say some shit, cry, eat a bunch of food, and then probably move on with their lives by the end of the week. As it should be, I guess. I've always said I don't want people to cry at my funeral. Just remember the good times, learn from what I did, etc.

i dont give a shit?

No one will attend, they will say nothing and no one cares. I have no friends and I could careless. My uncle is going to die like this month, i'm not attending his funeral, I am not inviting any of my relatives to mine.

I went to the future to find out, and turns out that after my death, I'm actually martyred a bit. Turns out that my death plays a huge role in the end of the world.

Ahem. I don't think people will have a good opinion of me.

They are going to build an 80 foot bronze monument to my life over the Washington Monument. 
 
Because fuck George Washington.

I'll be remembered as that guy who tried to six backflips in mid-air by jumping off the roof of his house. 
 
And I'll be happy with that.

" i dont give a shit? "

I hope someone is going to do Carlton's dance on my funeral. Hell, I'll write that on my will or something.

Damn, he smelled good.

" Ahem. I don't think people will have a good opinion of me. "

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No one will attend, they will say nothing and no one cares. I have no friends and I could careless. My uncle is going to die like this month, i'm not attending his funeral, I am not inviting any of my relatives to mine.

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I want someone to make a coat of of my skin.
 
Like a snuggy suit, only more personal :D

He had but one dream: to fight a woodchipper.
 
May he rest in pieces.

My best friend died recently, and what followed was an out-pouring by everyone he knew about how wonderful he was, and how they never properly told him. Including myself, much to my now eternal regret. You can't live in a way that people know much you mean to them each day so I expect some of that after I am gone but who knows. I'm not terribly important, but I know I would be missed.

 
Still, i don't know you, but if i were around, i would go to your funeral, truthfully.  "

"I can't believe he took so many cops with him."

Besides the family, I doubt many people will remember me.

No idea, but I doubt it would not be nice.

" @Jeust said:

 
Still, i don't know you, but if i were around, i would go to your funeral, truthfully.  "

Thanks, that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. "

" "I can't believe he took so many cops with him." "

"So he died banging triplets? Lucky bastard"
 
Seriously though, I've already arranged my funeral. There won't be any. I'll be cremated and put in an anonymous grave. The doctors can feel free to take any organs they need. No need to make a big fuss out of nothing. A few people will cry, miss me for a while, and then go on with their lives. Just as it should be.

my healthy dose of apathy and indifference means, other then my family, most people won't give a shit.

"Look! Look at this fucking Dead guy!"

" They'll somehow manage to focus on all the positives or put a positive spin on everything "

The greatest scientist that ever lived is now dead. 
 
Alright, now let's resurrect him with the technology he invented.

I would like to think that people would regret my death.

"He was an asshole."
 
At least I hope that's what they'll say...