Raise the Minimum Wage and Stop the Recession!

So we're in this nasty recession. Normal, everyday Americans are struggling to get by. People aren't making enough money to do the things they want.

HOW DO WE SOLVE THIS?

I believe the answer is simple: raise the minimum wage to $50/hour.

Now I know that some of you Neanderthalic, knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers might object to this. But if you do then you're either a flat-out MORON or a corporate shill. Look at the facts:

(1) People don't have a lot of money

(2) If the minimum wage is increased to $50/hour, these people will have more money

It's that fucking simple, fucking idiots. I can't believe I have to explain this shit to you fucking Jesus-loving, Fox-watching, racist, xenophobic, gun-toting jingoists. People who own and run businesses are rich assholes, and it's time we gave them a big "fuck you" for having money by taking it from their greedy hands and giving it to the people who need it.

Any conservatard that tries to argue with this is just upset that under this plan we'd be giving blacks and other minorities the money previously being hoarded by greedy white capitalist corporatist fucks. U racists.

Okay, let's do that. You're so right. It's really easy when you think about it.

Man, this guy has it all figured out.

Raising the minimum wadge would just increase inflation.

Why do you waste your time so.

Haha. I hope you're joking. You do understand how the economy scales to people's wages right? And also that would take revenue from the business, which would make them less profitable, thus making the economy worse...wage increases in the past have done little to help the economy. It's like saying that everyone should be level 50 in Oblivion so you can dominate everything. The problem is the economy scales just like the AI in Oblivion. Lol.

Go back to 4chan. They'll teach you how to fish.

His last post was cooking with Semen, if that tells you how serious he is.

Nothing good will come of this thread, so I'm just going to save us all the trouble and close it right now.