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#1  Edited By InfiniteGeass

So I found this place that makes random sentences and thought I'd share it here.
http://randomsentencegenerator.com/rsg.cgi
 
Here is an example:
Because plates of spaghetti are rarely successful, the completely giant bomb is moving horribly somewhat close to a breast.

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#2  Edited By MooseyMcMan

"  The scared, fat legs were crying incredibly in France." 
 
What have you wrought upon the site...

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#3  Edited By CL60

Are the roosters fighting?! I hope not! 
 
The horrid, scared people are going crazy in Hogwarts around the shoulders, since all turtles are stupid.    

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#4  Edited By BraveToaster

This exudes awesome sauce.

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#5  Edited By BraveToaster

George Bush, who isn't constipated, decided to drive in the bowls of soup's bed close to George Lopez, but failed.    

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#6  Edited By MooseyMcMan

I did another with the names of GB editors thrown in: 
 
"  Ryan had been dying well on the bottom of Brad." 
"  Ryan was killing inside of Vinny." 
"  Is Vinny giggling? I hope not." 

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#7  Edited By Skald

A Christmas carol will be working while thinking far away from the iPod Touches.  
 
??? 

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#8  Edited By ImmortalSaiyan

Because Napoleon is wicked, the man wants to work incredibly in South Korea.    

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#9  Edited By BraveToaster

Someone should make illustrations for these.

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#10  Edited By InfiniteGeass

" Jeff, who was completely insane, will be exploding normally in Japan."

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#11  Edited By armaan8014

 "Why is a pencil going crazy?! "
 
"Is a pencil exploding?"
 
What's up with the sentence generator's fondness for pencils?

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#12  Edited By Black_Rose

Since thesauruses are rarely peculiar, a cheerful knee wants to run in Heaven    

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#13  Edited By CL60

Since men are rarely multicoloured, the water bottles want to move in a wrestler's basement away from the magazine.    

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#14  Edited By MooseyMcMan

Is it just me, or does the generator stop working randomly? I'm using Chrome, by the way. 

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#15  Edited By KillyDarko

That site is genius XD
Here's what I got when I clicked it:
 
"Since computers are sometimes sex-crazed, the fences fly in the country singer's computer while standing."

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#16  Edited By ajamafalous

"A terrorist will be moving beside the truck drivers."
 
 
Shit just got real.
 
 
EDIT: "The nonexistent Windows computer talks well!" 
 
It's broken the fourth wall and become sentient.

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#17  Edited By Make_Me_Mad

A truly odd comedian had been crying horribly on the side of the corpses.

Random sentence generator just got MORBID.

Edit: Brad will be playing horribly on Earth.
You said it, RSG, not me.

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#18  Edited By DarkTravesty

 A gorilla had been loving in a math teacher's laptop while standing within the pizzas.
 
what do i win.

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#19  Edited By B0nd07

A watermelon writes!
A chair is laughing. 
Why is Dr. Phil attacking?!

Dude, this thing makes hikus (sorta)!
 
[Edit]

Snoop Dogg is dying on Saturn.

Oh no!
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#20  Edited By InfiniteGeass

" Because Jeff is sometimes murderous, Brad drinks in France. Hence, the entire country of France will soon become American."

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#21  Edited By Liminality

The Asian Beatles had been dying on Pluto.    

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#23  Edited By TehFlan

Why did the communists explode? 
 
Vinny, who was scared, walks in South Korea. For that reason, the entire country of South Korea will soon become enthusiastic.    
 Is Jeff killing? 

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#24  Edited By MooseyMcMan

This one kinda makes sense: 
 
"  Since Jeff is rarely stupid, NDX moves normally in Jeff's basement!" 
 
And more:  
 
"  Jeff flies with The Train." 
"  Because The Train is giant, NDX, who isn't biblical, will be writing in South Korea. Consequently, the entire country of South Korea will become legless." 

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#25  Edited By Bigbombomb
  •  Because all penguins are strange, the Canadian criminals were crying on Neptune beside the laptops.
  •  Hillary Clinton, who is wide, will be crawling while crying under Wal-Mart.
  •  Jeff, who is cautious, fails. 
  •  Why are the legs giggling?
This site is great.
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#26  Edited By shiftymagician

"Jeff was rapping in Greece on Ryan. "
 
EDIT: Also, "Why did the mothers fly?!"
ANOTHER EDIT:  "Because boys are never Canadian, the strange Coke machine was laughing incredibly somewhat close to the skeletons." 

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#27  Edited By B0nd07

 The strong, great, hostile iPads are crying on top of a country singer.

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The interesting gorilla wants to dance (got this on my first try)
**EDIT**
found something better: 
The truly homosexual kid is exploding in Hell inside of a man

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#29  Edited By Lukeweizer

 The flat doctors will be loving well near the chins, because cell phones are sometimes nice-tasting. 

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#30  Edited By fripplebubby

A demonic comedian sleeps in an arm's basement somewhat far away from the chimney, since math teachers are sometimes American.    

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#31  Edited By TehFlan

The Ricker wants to fight.     
Ryan had been attacking horribly, since NDX is never evil!     
The Ricker, who is American, wants to drink.     
Jeff will be rapping normally while dying horribly.     
NDX, who is rational, makes Ryan incredibly in Canada. Consequently, the entire country of Canada will soon become disgusting.    

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#32  Edited By Kyreo

" The knees will be loving! " 
  
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN RIIIGHT!!!

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#33  Edited By Civraz

 "Jeff, who is white, watches Jeff in the backpack very close to Jeff, since Jeff is sometimes strange."
 
o.O

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#34  Edited By shadowthrone

"Ryan Davis has been yawning on the bottom of the monk"
 
"Jeff Gerstmann, who is muscular, is playing inside of Vinny Caravella, because Brad Shoemaker is sometimes bearded."
 
AND SO IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD: "The Ryan Davis will be crying."

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#35  Edited By NuclearKnight

"The hairs are not while teleporting horribly away from Mr. T, because singers are sometimes gay. " yep, im done after that gem.
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#36  Edited By RafaelMei

"  Since Brad is never inspiring, Vinny, who isn't heavily-clothed, was rapping in Jeff's basement!  "
 
So, Vinny is taking rapping classes from Jeff. Cool.
 
Also: " Giant bomb, who is absolutely, absolutely demonic, will be loving in North Korea while crawling somewhat far away from Jeff. "
 
I guess GB is pretty demonic, they did summon Satan after all....

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#37  Edited By Choi

Because retards are rarely stupid, the Hungarian, robotic, content Pepsi machines will be working in a car's laptop near the rabbits.     
 
 
Best thing ever. =)

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#38  Edited By McGriddle550

Since all bookcases are French, the constipated, logical, muscular demons want to fight in a thief's bed on the lightbulbs.    

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#39  Edited By carlthenimrod

"The ladies are playing while loving, since all politicians are long."
 
Uhhhh..

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#40  Edited By McGriddle550

I win. 
 
Russian Martian Batman is watching Russian Martian Batman outside of Russian Martian Batman    

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#41  Edited By mackgyver

This is genius.

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#42  Edited By LiquidPrince

Some of these are amazing:
 
"The suicide bombers want to fall while winning."
"The horrifying, small watermelons die normally."
"Why do the hippies walk?"
"Snoop Dogg was exploding while dancing." 
" Are the cats working?!"
"The gay Ubuntu machines giggle in outer space."
" The tasty BlackBerry explodes normally beside an onion."

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#43  Edited By evildeadron

"Is the robot dancing?" 
 
you tell me
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#44  Edited By onarum

 The newspapers are fighting in Hungary!

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#45  Edited By TheKing

Are the murderers running?!    

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#46  Edited By CastroCasper

Is the pizza dancing?

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#47  Edited By evildeadron

ok a few more gems that made me laugh 
 
"Because all retards are angry, the thirsty parents had been writing while crying very close to the kings. "  

"The transvestite wants to stand normally in Hell while killing within Hillary Clinton. " 
 
"Michael Jackson wants to go crazy " 
 
"A penguin wants to fight in space " 
 
" George Lopez, who is French-Canadian, is dying.  " 
 
"A mango decided to eat, but failed " 
 
"Since all monkies are homosexual, the cherry goes crazy "
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#48  Edited By Pinworm45

Bill Gates, who is flat, will be rapping while watching.    

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#49  Edited By CactusWolf

The strange things will be moving inside of a transvestite.

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#50  Edited By teptom

"Is a ghost rapping?! "
 "A bomb was working."
 "Because video games are never sexual, the onions want to cry."  
 "Why do the floors cry?" 
"An armless, irrational rooster tried to read somewhat near a watermelon, but failed!" 
"A demon was whistling incredibly" 
"Why do the fathers grab?" 
 
This is great.