Rebecca Black

I thought she was somewhat attractive at first.
 
Then I realized that she's 13.

...I think it's time I actually watch through the entire video. *readies last precaution escape route*

well it deserves to be ripped apart. My local radio station played it as a joke and the lyrics are awful! It's like they just asked her what her daily routine was and her answer became the lyrics. also, her voice has so many effects on it  that she kind of sounds like Tom DeLonge from Blink 182.

" ...I think it's time I actually watch through the entire video. *readies last precaution escape route* "

Obligatory: 

 

I thought it was a joke video at first, but then I realized it was serious. She has a disgustingly annoying voice.

Proof that you don't need talent for anything anymore. I heard some dudes singing this the other day as a joke. 
 
This is all the more reason to get my idea for  "Wheels on the Bus feat. Lil John" song on track here.

" I thought it was a joke video at first, but then I realized it was serious. She has a disgustingly annoying voice. "

God Damnit I hate people.

Finally, a song talking about the important issues in life. Like, busy mornings, which seat should I sit in, and what are we going  to do this weekend?
 
edit: Also, can someone please gif that part at 00:37 where that dork waves for her to get in the backseat.

I've tried four times but still have not been able to finish the video. Larry David should bring her on board because god does she know awkward.

Why does NeoGaf NOT rip apart?

So... was it supposed to be like that?

Partyin, partyin, YEAH!

So, let me get this straight...saturday is after friday?

" So, let me get this straight...saturday is after friday? "

Auto tuning makes another celebrity. Even if I was 13 when this video came out, I'd still hate it.
 
Fuck, it's like she supposed to be the family friendly version of Ke$ha.

I think this vid's been posted a couple times here already & locked for youtube spam. Not that I'm going to flag it or anything, since an interesting (or funny) conversation can come from this, but just letting y'all know. 
 
Have you looked up Ark Music Factory and seen their other aspiring artists & music videos? It's so weird, because every single song follows the same exact formula as this one. It's all ridiculously over-produced music with awful lyrics...ironically enough, not far off from stuff that Ke$ha or other vapid pop artists create now-a-days. 
 
That "Friday" video is pretty insane, but I think this one is most telling of Ark Music Factory's shtick.  
 
  

" @Abyssfull said:

" So, let me get this straight...saturday is after friday? "

sunday comes afterwards. "

I actually stomached that entire video last night, but....it's like I still can't comprehend how insanely fucking awful the whole thing is. I feel like I should laugh but it really just infuriates me to the point where I can't even express real anger. I mean COME ON, what would make anyone think that blandly detailing their own monotonous daily routine would make for good lyrics? Up until now, only Black Eyed Peas songs would piss me off this much, but this is something much, much worse. Something so goddamn retarded that it's beyond words.

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You guys are just jealous that this girl is out having fun with friends (which none of you losers have) on a Friday night, while you're all stuck in your mother's basements, fooling yourselves into a false sense of camaraderie with fellow basement dwellers through the internet during Whiskey Media's "happy circlejerk hour".
 
While she's out having a good time, you're stuck touching yourself to images of Jeff Gerstmann playing Galgun.  I think it's clear who the winner in life is.

" You guys are just jealous that this girl is out having fun with friends (which none of you losers have) on a Friday night, while you're all stuck in your mother's basement, fooling yourselves into a false sense of camaraderie with fellow basement dwellers through the internet during Whiskey Media's "happy circlejerk hour".  While she's out having a good time, you're stuck touching yourself to images of Jeff Gerstmann playing Galgun.  I think it's clear who the winner in life is. "

Eh, she's no Lil' Kev and that song is no "Bounce Baby." A song so shitty and obscure that I can't find it, but it was on the soundtrack of EZ Money.

Wait, people actually have tried listening to Ke$ha for the lyrics? I just like the beats. 
 
The first time someone posted this song, I made it to about 7 seconds (I saw the rip-offs of good songs and stopped immediately). This time I made it to 30. Improvement! 
 
This song is an endurance run in and of itself.

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I really wish that people with actual talent got more buzz than this. She's all over the internet.

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  I still think this is worse "

" I think this vid's been posted a couple times here already & locked for youtube spam. Not that I'm going to flag it or anything, since an interesting (or funny) conversation can come from this, but just letting y'all know. 
 
Have you looked up Ark Music Factory and seen their other aspiring artists & music videos? It's so weird, because every single song follows the same exact formula as this one. It's all ridiculously over-produced music with awful lyrics...ironically enough, not far off from stuff that Ke$ha or other vapid pop artists create now-a-days. 
 
That "Friday" video is pretty insane, but I think this one is most telling of Ark Music Factory's shtick.  
 
  

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" @weeman105 said:

" I thought it was a joke video at first, but then I realized it was serious. She has a disgustingly annoying voice. "

How can you tell what she sounds like? All I here is a a computer coming out of her mouth. "

 Man, I catch the bus to school everyday. LOOK WHAT FUN I'VE BEEN MISSING ON.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

" @htr10 said:

" @yinstarrunner said:

" You guys are just jealous that this girl is out having fun with friends (which none of you losers have) on a Friday night, while you're all stuck in your mother's basement, fooling yourselves into a false sense of camaraderie with fellow basement dwellers through the internet during Whiskey Media's "happy circlejerk hour".  While she's out having a good time, you're stuck touching yourself to images of Jeff Gerstmann playing Galgun.  I think it's clear who the winner in life is. "

also, she knows the days of the week, in order mind you.  she probably is a pretty good counter, too. "

Very true, not only does she get to party, she gets to party party party party on the weekend weekend weekend.  "

Screw you guys, this song is dope as hell. 
 
  

" Screw you guys, this song is dope as hell. 
 
  

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" Screw you guys, this song is dope as hell. 
 
  

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The whole "Friday, Friday" part sounds a lot like Justin Beiber's "Baby Baby" part.  
 
I NOTICE THESE THINGS. 
 
**Also she is a fucking horrible singer**