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#1 Edited by RE_Player1 (8010 posts) -

So I see a lot of relationship topics on this forum and I decided to make a thread where everyone gives out one piece of relationship advice. Will this stop the flood of relationship topics? Maybe ( but probably not). Hopefully people wanting some advice could just see this thread, skim through the posts and find one piece of advice that will help them. Here's mine:

- Break up with them before they break up with you. 
 
EDIT: I meant to post this on the Off-Topic forum, sorry. As much as I love the mobile site it almost always redirects me to General Discussion. You can lock this thread if its causing problems on General Discussion I don't mind. 

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#2 Posted by keyhunter (3208 posts) -

Uhhhh.
-Don't be afraid to be selfish and lie a lot. Otherwise you'll always end up alone.

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#3 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3506 posts) -

Try stalking your love interest, this way you can learn helpful information about her/him.........From a safe distance. No need to worry about rejection too!

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#4 Posted by beej (1675 posts) -

Alright I'll play along. 
If your relationship is so bad that you only know the people you're asking for advice through the internet, it's time for the relationship to end.

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#5 Posted by nintendoeats (6222 posts) -

-Don't cheat on your partner.
 
Or am I the only person who cares anymore?

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#6 Posted by SecondPersonShooter (847 posts) -

-Hit it and quit it

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#7 Posted by Akeldama (4359 posts) -

Why is every 5th thread on this site about fucking dating?

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#8 Posted by adoggz (2081 posts) -

lawyer up.

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#9 Posted by X19 (2370 posts) -

If you like a girl tell her because you don't know how long the window of opportunity will be open. 
 
I hope this thread takes off so the amount of crap threads in the general discussion forum goes down. 
 
GENERAL DISCUSSION IS FOR GAMES!!!

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#10 Posted by Gamer_152 (14481 posts) -

Honesty is the best policy.

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#11 Posted by Hot_Karl (3321 posts) -
@SecondPersonShooter said:
" -Hit it and quit it "
Toot it and boot it? 
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#12 Posted by Lemoncookie01 (1663 posts) -

Don't ask people on a gaming site for dating advice.

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#13 Posted by ArbitraryWater (14689 posts) -
@Lemoncookie01 said:
" Don't ask people on a gaming site for dating advice. "
This. A thousand times this.
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#14 Posted by RE_Player1 (8010 posts) -
@Akeldama: Exactly. That's why I'm trying to make one thread so for those people who have the sudden urge to post about relationships on a gaming site they can go there. 
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#15 Posted by jakob187 (22932 posts) -

Make sure that you start with the best possible pickup lines: 

  • "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
  • "My dick would look good in your mouth."
  • "Bitch, I got a gun, get in the car."
  • "We'd fuck like a nuclear war."
 
Note - in all seriousness, three of those four have worked for me.  I'd never actually say the third pickup line...in seriousness at least.
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#16 Edited by Mesklinite (889 posts) -

Remember, do what feels right.

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#17 Posted by slantedwindows (282 posts) -

kill them before they leave you. UH UH UH UH UH!

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#18 Posted by Akeldama (4359 posts) -
@RE_Player92 said:
" @Akeldama: Exactly. That's why I'm trying to make one thread so for those people who have the sudden urge to post about relationships on a gaming site they can go there.  "
Good luck with that. Nobody ever uses the forum search function. Though your idea is good, it will not quell the influx of hopeless romantics with something to say.
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#19 Posted by RE_Player1 (8010 posts) -
@Akeldama: Can't blame a guy for trying :P
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#20 Posted by Kontrapunkt (423 posts) -

This has worked quite well for me so far.
  

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#21 Posted by Immuniity (264 posts) -

Best advise
'Dont go to forums for advise. Nobody can tell you what to do and bad advise can harm your point of view'

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#22 Posted by DrPockets000 (2877 posts) -

Keep your significant other chained to a wall.

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#23 Posted by owl_of_minerva (1485 posts) -

Confidence, hygiene, not posting on gaming sites. The last is essential.

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#24 Posted by Shirogane (3629 posts) -

Use gaming forums for all your relationship advice. And do EVERYTHING that is suggested. 
 
This might actually end up being useful, if you do the total opposite of everything you read in here.
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#25 Posted by FunExplosions (5534 posts) -

Hey guys, I recently had some issues and was hoping you could help me out. I made a thread about it. Basically this one girl is a total prude and won't tell me she loves me.

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#26 Posted by myketuna (1881 posts) -
@VinceNotVance said:
@SecondPersonShooter said:
" -Hit it and quit it "
Toot it and boot it? 
Bang it and hang it?