Ruin A Wish (Yep, I'm that bored)

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#101  Edited By HazBazz

Granted, but it gets a tonne of viruses and craps out on you all the time.

I wish Rich Gallup said more in the latest Bombcast

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#102  Edited By DXSSI

Granted, but now he has laryngitis from talking too much and he knows it's all your fault, so you may want to start sleeping with one eye open.

I wish someone would check my Wii and find out why the blue light is glowing; I don't feel like it right now.

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#103  Edited By chazer127

granted but said person steals you Wii after checking it
I wish I could live forever

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#104  Edited By atejas
chazer127 said:
"granted but said person steals you Wii after checking it
I wish I could live forever"

Granted, but you'll lose your memory and become a mercenary who wears armour that leaves his midriff exposed.
I wish I could run Crysis on high.
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#105  Edited By BombermanKiIIer

Granted, but your computer gets the BSoD shortly after.
I wish MIALER_DEMON would shut the fuck up.

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#106  Edited By HazBazz

Granted, but CaseyWegner comes back and spams the forums up again

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#107  Edited By MetalGearSunny

I wish I could stay home all day.

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#108  Edited By Bulldog19892
Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
"I wish I could stay home all day."
Granted, but your stove springs a gas leak and your house catches fire.
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#109  Edited By ParanoidFreak
MetalGearSunny said:
I wish I could stay home all day.
Granted, but your door is stuck and you may soon run out of oxygen.
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I wish I could bump a really old thread.
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#110  Edited By MetalGearSunny
ParanoidFreak said:
MetalGearSunny said: I wish I could stay home all day. Granted, but your door is stuck and you may soon ... [more]


Granted, but you just did.....

I wish I could play inFamous now.


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#111  Edited By JJWeatherman

Holy crap this post is almost a year old. I'm trying to think of a good wish...

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#112  Edited By ParanoidFreak
Metal_Gear_Sunny said:
ParanoidFreak said: Metal_Gear_Sunny said: I wish I could stay home all day. Granted, but your door is stuck and you ... [more]
Granted, but you're actually playing Prototype.

I wish I inherited a fortune so I can spend the rest of my life relaxing.
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ParanoidFreak said:
Metal_Gear_Sunny said: ParanoidFreak said: Metal_Gear_Sunny said: I wish I could stay home all day. Granted, but your door is stuck ... [more]
Granted, Prototype ends up being a massive dissapointment.
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#114  Edited By dsplayer1010

Since you didn't make a wish


I wish Valve would develop for the  Mac
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#115  Edited By Vance_Helsing
dsplayer1010 said:
Since you didn't make a wishI wish Valve would develop for the Mac


Granted, but Valve just ends up porting Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing as its first and only Mac-supported game.

I wish I had one of those super-smart simians from "Ape Escape".

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#117  Edited By damswedon
Lydian_Sel said:
Granted. During a battle of wits betwixt you & your primate partner he becomes enraged & throws a handful of ... [more]
Granted but the liquor is alcohol free
i wish i could understand what i just typed
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#118  Edited By The_A_Drain
damswedon said:
Lydian_Sel said: Granted. During a battle of wits betwixt you & your primate partner he becomes enraged & throws a ... [more]

You can, but it's so horrible your eyes explode.

I wish Resident Evil 1.5 wasn't in the hands of an asshole collector, and actually made it's way onto the internet for all to see.
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#119  Edited By simpsons_28

Granted. But it turns out bad.


I wish that I could have a new computer.
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#120  Edited By Ineedaname

Granted but it's run by skynet who as a result send terminators.

I wish I had milk.

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#121  Edited By simpsons_28

Granted. But it's spoiled.

I wish that I wasn't tired

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#122  Edited By OmegaPirate

Granted, but you slip into a coma


I wish i was a little bit taller  -i wish i was a baller
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#123  Edited By simpsons_28

Granted. But you become so tall you die.

I wish I could find a youtube poop that doesn't suck

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#124  Edited By ahriman22

Granted, but it'll suck 10x worse


I wish for an IRL Katamari that works
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#125  Edited By kashif1

when you get it the bright colors will blind you

i wish that i had every game i currently wished to play

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#126  Edited By Video_Game_King

OK, but they're all severely damaged.

I wish that this wish could not be granted.

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#127  Edited By jakob187

Too bad.  Granted.


I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala...
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#128  Edited By Snail

Flower ate them.

I wish I had ebay just for me for a month.

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#130  Edited By TheMustacheHero

Granted. but everyone is Foreign.

I wish I excelled at everything.

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#131  Edited By Lifestrike

That's a run on sentence.

I wish Candlejack would sto

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#132  Edited By Snail

Typo in your wish, therefore it cannot come true.

I wish for another chocolate bar.

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#133  Edited By NintenDood

Granted, but it's Reindeer Chocolate
I wish for Orange Cupcakes

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#134  Edited By flaminghobo

Granted but they're orange substitute and taste of feet.

I wish to bring back Toonami.
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#135  Edited By simpsons_28

Granted. But it is all naruto and none of the none sucky anime

I wish that naruto didn't suck so bad

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#136  Edited By Snail

oh shut up.

I wish for a new TV channel, that broadcasts only sheer awesomeness.

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#137  Edited By kashif1

just watch full metal alchemist and give up on naruto
i wish to ace my finals

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#138  Edited By kashif1

i also wish snail didn't post at the same time as me

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#139  Edited By simpsons_28

Granted. But your T.V gets controled by 4KIDS! The Anime ruiners. And you only get 4 kids programming!

I wish that you all would know I hate the AMERICAN version of Naruto. Not the japanese.