Ryan Davis has been cyber bullying me via PM

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#1  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

A couple weeks ago I made an innocent comment about Ryan's mustache, and ever since then he's been sending me a ton of PM's calling me names (fuckface, fucknut, dicklord, a bunch of other shit) and cyber bullying the shit out of me.

Shit like this:

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I don't know what to do about this, I'm like on the verge of tears right now. He said shit about my Mother, I told him my Mother has diabetes and is in the hospital (which is true) and he said it's probably because the mailman has a fudgsicle for a dick (?). Does he just do this to everyone?

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#2  Edited By Jeust

I don't know if I should laugh or cry... Then again maybe both.

*Laughing and crying right now*

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#3  Edited By donchipotle

I think you should forward this topic to Ryan. You know, to validate his claims.

I mean I believe him. But I don't think you do.

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#4  Edited By Milkman

Flee the country while you still can.

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#5  Edited By Zinc

I knew that Ryan was kind of a dick, but damn. That's harsh.

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#6  Edited By buzz_clik

[ insert Genesis cover with inconspicuous MS Paint cock here ]

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#7  Edited By Dany

uh...well this is weird.

WAIT A MINUTE. Why the hell is the premium badge UNDER his avatar????

hey guys, i did it.

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#8  Edited By GreggD

I fucking love you, Biff.

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#9  Edited By GodsMistakeXx

Dicklord.... lol

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#10  Edited By niamahai

that's how Mr. Davis says he loves ya. 
 
*jealous dagger stares*

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#11  Edited By JayDee

you deserved it, jerk.

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#12  Edited By Gabriel

The only obvious solution is for everyone to cyberbully Ryan.

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#13  Edited By UnrealDP

Man, you better lay low for a while Biff. If Ryan sees you showing your face up in here he gonna be starting some shit man!

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#14  Edited By GreggD

@JayDee said:

you deserved it, jerk.

How long have you browsed these forums?

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#15  Edited By k9

Seek protection from vinny. He will take care of you.

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#16  Edited By big_jon

I'm confused...

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Ok this is hilarious

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#18  Edited By JammyJesus

This is worrying.

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#19  Edited By xdaknightx69

if thats true jus cancel ur sub , u dont need to give ur money to someone thats gonna abuse u or u can demand a apology.

also i'm goin on weather his OP is true .

tc

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#20  Edited By hockeymask27

What kind of cookies?!

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#21  Edited By SethPhotopoulos
@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:
Ok this is hilarious
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#22  Edited By PeasantAbuse

Very few things on these forums have made me laugh out loud, this was one of them.

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#23  Edited By FlyingRat

It's always fun seeing people's reactions when they've never seen a Biff thread before.

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#24  Edited By Vinny_Says

I thought you were a good photoshop guy biff....but that is just terrible work there

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#25  Edited By BiffMcBlumpkin

If he does wipe me out I'd like to be remembered for my immense likability, and my avatar.

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#26  Edited By big_jon

I want to see more.

I'm not sure if this is a joke of what but that PM is really awkward.

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#27  Edited By FunExplosions

@xdaknightx69 said:

if thats true jus cancel ur sub , u dont need to give ur money to someone thats gonna abuse u or u can demand a apology.

also i'm goin on weather his OP is true .

tc

This man knows what's good. You can't be havin' yourself be disrespected. You be a guest in his house, bro.

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#28  Edited By Akeldama

Despite my previous sentiments, I have a new found respect for Kessler. Guy must have gotten this a ton.

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#29  Edited By Claude

Sounds like he's taking out his self hatred on you Biff. That bastard.

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#30  Edited By Oldirtybearon

ATTN: all the people who think this might be real

Biff is the guy behind Genesis covers with inconspicuous cocks, the photo edit thread for the staff in the Hamburger forum, and many other (fucking hilarious) monstrosities.

Now that that is taken care of, I believe an "LOL" is in order.

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#31  Edited By kingzetta

well you fed a troll

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#32  Edited By napalm

I thought this shit was real. My heart was about to literally be crushed.

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#33  Edited By big_jon

@KingWilly: Alrighty then.

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#34  Edited By TheSouthernDandy

What do you do when the authority runs amok?
Who do you turn to when the Top Men get out of hand?
What kind of cookies are they? 
Where did I put my sammich?

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#35  Edited By ghost_cat

OH BIFF.

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#36  Edited By ZombiePie

@BiffMcBlumpkin: Sorry Biff but you deserved to be hanged, drawn, and quartered for your poopling art.

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#37  Edited By grilledcheez

The only thing to do now is call him a dick + (noun of your choosing)...might I suggest dicknozzle. That'll show him!

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#38  Edited By c_rakestraw

If it weren't for the fact that the premium members medal is beneath Ryan's avatar (that's an obvious Photoshop mishap), I might have believed this was actually true.

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#39  Edited By cancerdancer

@xdaknightx69 said:

if thats true jus cancel ur sub , u dont need to give ur money to someone thats gonna abuse u or u can demand a apology.

also i'm goin on weather his OP is true .

tc

It's a joke and stop typing like a 12 year old.

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#40  Edited By ImperiousRix

Ooooh, that Biff!

*audience laugh track*

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#41  Edited By Lemmycaution217

Holy shit, this is hilarious.

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#42  Edited By dungbootle

Ahahaha.

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#43  Edited By Daveyo520

@GreggD said:

I fucking love you, Biff.

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Goddamnit, everything you ever post is perfection.

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Ryan welcomes you back =)

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#46  Edited By Soren

oh man this is so good

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#47  Edited By Legend

Ryan responded, "Welcome home, friend. RT @GiantBombSquad: EVERYONE! BiffMcBlumpkin is back, and he has his eyes set on ruining @taswell http://t.co/Pb7U3KbL."

Your move, Biff.

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#48  Edited By shiftymagician

Sorry but I don't find random swears from a photoshopped PM relating to some random user to be funny. No discussion value can really be made here.

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#49  Edited By xdaknightx69

@cancerdancer said:

@xdaknightx69 said:

if thats true jus cancel ur sub , u dont need to give ur money to someone thats gonna abuse u or u can demand a apology.

also i'm goin on weather his OP is true .

tc

It's a joke and stop typing like a 12 year old.

i dont recall asking for ur opinion!!

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#50  Edited By GJSmitty

@Danysaid:

uh...well this is weird.

WAIT A MINUTE. Why the hell is the premium badge UNDER his avatar????

hey guys, i did it.

I noticed that too, and I thought I was all clever until I scrolled down and saw your post :(