Scenario: what would you do if you were on this ship

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#1  Edited By 50Cent

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#2  Edited By damnboyadvance

I'd kill that Octopus-thing.

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#3  Edited By teh_destroyer

I would re-in act The Little Mermaid >_>

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Die?

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#5  Edited By Hamst3r

 
Press F5 to quick save.

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#6  Edited By MetalGearSunny

I'd jump the hell off.

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Realistically, I would try and move as quickly as I could past it and be really scared and hope it doesn't try and hurt me.

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#8  Edited By Synthballs

I'd equip my  Bow and shoot the eye for massive damage.

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#9  Edited By JamesBoyce

Probably sit there, any other reply is a fucking lie.  Nobody has the bottle to do anything other than sit there, shut the fuck up.

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#10  Edited By thordain

I believe the correct answer here is to dive off the ship into the creature mouth and then kill it from the inside.

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#11  Edited By ninjakiller

Roll crit crit and kill it...duh.

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#12  Edited By Akeldama

buff my winged speak+6 and hope for the best.

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#13  Edited By teh_destroyer
@Thordain said:
" I believe the correct answer here is to dive off the ship into the creature mouth and then kill it from the inside. "
Marcus Phoenix style with chainsaws, nice :)
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#14  Edited By Icemael

Save, so I could retry the boss battle in case I died. Doesn't look like something I'd be able to beat on my first try.

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#15  Edited By Sambambo

I am terrified of drowning so i would put  get  gun and kill myself.
 
There is no way in hell that wooden thing could destroy that monster.

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#16  Edited By SoothsayerGB

Do a barrel roll.

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#17  Edited By Seedofpower
@Hamst3r said:

"  Press F5 to quick save. "

This and.... 
 
@SoothsayerGB said:
" Do a barrel roll. "
This.
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#18  Edited By Yummylee

Curb-stomp its eye
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#19  Edited By Jeust
@xobballox said:
" Die? "
Exactly what i was thinking!
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#20  Edited By Azteck

I'd turn on God mode and kill it with my fists.

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#21  Edited By InfiniteGeass

Shit bricks. Shit a lot of bricks. Then probably die.

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#22  Edited By Emmenite

I'd call Kevin Costner and have him kill it from the inside.  

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#23  Edited By Tiwi

knife in throat is not a bad idea.
Though i prefer just sailing past it, since it's a FUCKING OCTOPUS, WHICH WOULDN'T DO SHIT!

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#24  Edited By InTheEnd

Cast bufu.

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#25  Edited By Tiwi
@InTheEnd: that's always the wrong move.
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#26  Edited By sjschmidt93

Jump.

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#27  Edited By ThomasP
@Icemael said:
" Save, so I could retry the boss battle in case I died. Doesn't look like something I'd be able to beat on my first try. "
This answer is golden.
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#28  Edited By natetodamax

Drop pants.

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#29  Edited By luce

cast my middle finger to the skies and scream: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU-

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#30  Edited By ahriman22

Jump ship, not that it would do any good.

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#31  Edited By cstrang

"Lovely day for a swim"

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#32  Edited By jonnyboy

I'd split my lungs with blood and thunder when I see the........oh shit, wrong sea monster. 
 
 
I don't know, probably just face the thing that should not be. Or something.

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#33  Edited By themangalist
@damnboyadvance said:
" I'd kill that Octopus-thing. "
Kratos style.
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#34  Edited By rjayb89

Drop my anchor into its eye.

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#36  Edited By Levianth
@Kingofallya said:
" Make Lemonade "
Wrong analogy, make Calamari. 
 
That or challenge the Kraken to an old timey duel. I'd like to see him fire a 6 shooter.
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#37  Edited By bed

open the console and no clip out of the map 

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#38  Edited By TyphoonSwell

Die.

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#39  Edited By shirogane

Feed my good old buddy Kraken with all the survivors from the last battle of course, what the hell else are they useful for?
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#40  Edited By crystalskull2

I would fall asleep.

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#41  Edited By TyphoonSwell

Cast BUFU!

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#42  Edited By TyphoonSwell
@TyphoonSwell said:
" Cast BUFU! "
Damn, someone already did it....
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#43  Edited By Black_Raven

Go fishing.

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#44  Edited By NickM
Film a historical documentary   
 

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#46  Edited By Dirty_Harry

Get wasted.

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#47  Edited By Capum15
@NickM said:
" Film a historical documentary   
 

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I was thinking of that.
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#48  Edited By Alex_Murphy

If I was in the boat I probably wouldn't know there WAS a monster under the water. So I'd probably just keep banging my wench on a pile of gold coins.

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#49  Edited By Castro

Yo fitty! Hit that big ass ramp!

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#50  Edited By Dark_Jon

Go God of War on its ass.