Shit. You overslept, and only have enough time to do one of the following things before going to work. What do you do?

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#1  Edited By foggel
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#2  Edited By foggel

I can't show myself to the public without doing my hair. It's a curse.

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#3  Edited By Amethyst

I eat. Not much point in going to work/school if my body doesn't have the means to sustain itself. Brushing my hair comes as a close second, but that can easily be handled during the commute.

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#4  Edited By JJWeatherman

Take a shower and then grab some extra minty gum until I can get my teeth brushed. Screw eating. Screw shaving. Screw coffee.

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#5  Edited By EpicSteve

Take a shower and use mouth wash for a quick fresh clean. Nothing is more important than not smelling like shit.

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#6  Edited By CaptainObvious

I brush my teeth.

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#7  Edited By Lunar_Aura

Shower, lather the body and as its rinsing off do a quick face shave. After, take a swig of mouthwash as you're drying yourself. Spit, shoes, and scram only to realize you're gonna be late anyway because of traffic.
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#8  Edited By c1337us

Not even a hard choice:  Shower. I don't like not brushing my teeth but I can always eating some mints or use some mouth wash in a pinch. I have a beard so shaving is never necessary I do keep it short but I can get a away for a few days with out trimming it up anyway. I never brush my hair anyway either I just let it dry out of the shower and that's how it goes for the rest of the day and it looks fine. I work in a business that has a cafe in it so I can get much better coffee and food from work then I can get at home anyway.

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#9  Edited By zyn

I shower the night before.
 
So, I'll brush my teeth before going to work  :)

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#10  Edited By StaticFalconar

You can brush your teeth while in the shower and the rest you can grab on the go or at work. 

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#11  Edited By skrutop

Cologne bath and some gum will take care of the smells.  I only shave once a week, so shaving isn't a big deal.

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#12  Edited By BulletproofMonk

Brush my teeth.

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#13  Edited By buwchbach

Quick shower then brush my teeth on the way out and keep my Touthbrush and toothpaste in my bag.

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#14  Edited By foggel
@StaticFalconar said:
" You can brush your teeth while in the shower and the rest you can grab on the go or at work.  "
The rules are meant to be followed!
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#15  Edited By Castro

You could brush your teeth in the shower. I think I've heard of people doing this. Also, my hair looks better after it's been slept on so I guess I'm lucky.

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#16  Edited By Hourai

I shower before I go to bed, so I'd grab something quick to eat. 

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Hair.
 
Shower ain't all that and people have invented coffee machines, deodorant and peppermints for a reason innit?

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#18  Edited By c1337us
@zyn said:
" I shower the night before.  So, I'll brush my teeth before going to work  :) "
I know plenty of people that do the same thing. But I shower when I get up in the morning while getting ready, after I get home to rid myself of work smells and sometimes if I go out or do things around the house all afternoon before going to bed I'll have another one. Anything less then that and I feel like an animal.
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#19  Edited By Red12b

Turn on the kettle whilst the shower is heating up, Brush my teeth whilst in the shower, slick hair back and then swipe it forward whilst hair is wet to get it looking right, grab a cup of coffee in a disposable cup and a nutrition bar, eat and drink whilst driving to work,  
 
I am a thinking man motherfucker!  

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#20  Edited By Bones8677

When I was working for Disney, your physical appearance was always important in order to be "Show Appropriate." Therefore shaving would be my top priority. My hair is always short so I don't have to worry about that. All those other things I can do without, but if I hadn't shaved, they wouldn't let me work. That would ruin the look.

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#21  Edited By StaticFalconar
@foggel said:
" @StaticFalconar said:
" You can brush your teeth while in the shower and the rest you can grab on the go or at work.  "
The rules are meant to be followed! "
this is not the sims
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#22  Edited By Red12b
@StaticFalconar said:

" @foggel said:

" @StaticFalconar said:
" You can brush your teeth while in the shower and the rest you can grab on the go or at work.  "
The rules are meant to be followed! "
this is not the sims "
awesome comeback 
And really the only time that it could be used 
 
this is not the sims 
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#23  Edited By Motherfucker

I shower at night,like a ninja,so i eat in the morning :)

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#24  Edited By TenStoryMother

Brush your tooths!  No one likes to be around someone that smells as if they swallowed a skunk wrapped in a turd.

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#25  Edited By zidane_24

Shower, grab a mint or gum as I hurry out the door. I look like a greaseball if I don't shower. Also, my facial hair doesn't grow particularly quickly, so missing a day of shaving isn't really an issue.
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#26  Edited By Arrers

I'd eat. I more or less sleepwalk through the day if I miss breakfast. 

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#27  Edited By evanbrau

Shower and brush teeth. Do not smell like shit if you go outside your house.

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#28  Edited By GunnBjorn

I don't work in the mines, so not showering for once is okay. 
I pretty much shave every day, a little beard stubble is kinda charming. 
Brushing your teeth is important, but, as some stated before, it can wait. camouflage unpleasant mouth odors with some some mints, take your toothbrush and toothpaste along and seek out a moment you can brush your teeth later.  
Food can wait, I take some candies to get some sugar into my system.
I don't need coffee to function. 
So yeah, do my hair it is.
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#29  Edited By Osaladin

I brush my teeth in the shower, so that's included for me, I also do my hair while I dry myself off. Gotta be more time efficient. 

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#30  Edited By vaiz

Masturbate.

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#31  Edited By herocide

I'm surprised "Take a shit" isn't on the list, but I guess I'd go with the teeth-brushing out of these choices.

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#32  Edited By Tarakun

My job involves running a weedwacker all day, and we often work through lunch, so I would definitely eat. Also, I put my hair up anyway, and an hour in I would smell like grass and gasoline so a shower is not a high priority. 

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#33  Edited By mosespippy

For me, taking a shower and doing my hair can be done at the same time. I'll also check twitter. If I'm a couple minutes late I can just speed up my walk to save time. If I'm more than a little late then taking my time to do my regular routine won't hurt.

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#34  Edited By ProfessorEss

Teeth brushing, absolutely.

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None of the above; I get 15 more minutes of sleep.  I can't believe I woke up so early, lol.

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#37  Edited By piggles

H. Take big morning dump.

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#38  Edited By Andorski

I would take a shit.

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#39  Edited By halberdierv2

Ill either take a bath or a quick bite when im late.

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#40  Edited By CastroCasper

I take a shower and shave the night before so I don't have to freak when this does happen. I have long hair so I really do look like a hobo if I don't do something with it.

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#41  Edited By AndrewB

Seems like most people I've known through work would take their own option of just calling off work altogether or coming in hours late.

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#42  Edited By Karmum

Quick shower, I can deal with not eating or grabbing something to drink in the morning. I do that all the time, probably not healthy. Oh, and I guess I might be cheating if I can fix my hair right when I get out of the quick shower.

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#43  Edited By singular

I would shower because there is gum for the breath, I shave almost everyday and a one day stubble isn't bad, my hair is so short it doesn't need any doing and I can eat and drink my coffee during break. :)
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#44  Edited By habster3

I voted on B when I really meant A. As far as brushing your teeth, your breath still doesn't smell great if you have nothing on your stomach (due to the digestive fluids acting up), so at least you can smell better via shower.

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#45  Edited By Arbie

Shower! I hate going out not feeling clean. Can just take my toothbrush and paste with me since I probably wouldn't have time to stop at a shop!

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#46  Edited By Cincaid

Brush my teeth in the shower! Booya!

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#47  Edited By JTHomeslice

Poop.

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#48  Edited By seanvail99

Shower and brush your teeth in the shower. Easy answer.

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#49  Edited By DjTann3r

this is pretty much everyday, and the thing i choose varies.

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#50  Edited By Clinkz

Shower. I smell like crap and my hair is all over the place if I don't. That and I have trained myself to only need one meal a day in college.