Sign if you have A.S.S.

A.S.S.
 
Ass Sweat Syndrome. 
 
Sometimes I feel like I need an ass sweat pad. Have you ever had Swamp Ass? It sucks. If you have, you might have A.S.S..

So dirt honestly.

Only when I've been in a cloth seated car for hours on end.
On a side note I'm pretty sure I was born without sweat glands under my arms

Signed.
I have a mighty fine ass.
 
Oh, wait...

um... take a shower... would be my advice... oh god... baaaaaarf

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I figured you were a little more mature than that Claude! Oh, well.  
 
Signed.

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I'm part of the B.S.S.
 

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Back Sweat Syndrome.

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Back Sweat Syndrome.

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Signed.

I don't sweat out of my ass, if thats what you mean, but what the hell, i will sign anyways.

I started sweating after eating the other day. It scared the shit out of me because I weigh like, 120 lbs.

I have B.S.S.
 
B is for balls

if your ass is sweating, you're doing it wrong.
 
Also, this was a Man Show joke from some time ago, and wasn't funny then either.

Does ball soup count?