favorite simpsons quotes time
"Hey marge how ya doing?" -Homer simspsns
Homer: Okay, once more. Where are we going?
Edna: To Capitol City.
Homer: And why are you and the old lady in the car?
Agnes: We're gonna talk Armin Tamzarian into coming back.
Homer: And why is Marge here?
Marge: I came up with the idea.
Homer: And why am I here?
Marge: Because the streets of Capitol City are no place for three unescorted ladies.
Homer: Why are the kids here?
Marge: Because we couldn't find Grandpa to sit for them.
Homer: Why is Grandpa here?
Abe: Because Jasper didn't want to come by himself.
Homer: Eh, fair enough.
Also, Onett > Threed
Milhouse: "It was just like Romeo and Juliet, only it ended in tragedy."
Marge: "I wish they never had invented fried cheese."
Homer: "Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'"
Abe Simpson: "You president? This is the greatest country in the world. We've got a whole system set up to keep people like you from ever becoming president!"
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa,would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?...
Marge: Lisa,please pass your father the syrup...
Lisa: Bart,tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product...
Bart: You dunkin your sausages in that syrup homeboy?...
Homer: Marge,tell Bart I just wan ... t to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning...
Marge: Tell him yourself you're ignoring lisa,not Bart...
Homer: Bart,thank your mother for pointing that out...
Marge: Homer,you're not not talking to me and secondly i heard what you said!...
Homer: Lisa,tell your mother to get off my case...
Bart: Err dad,lisa's the one you're not talking to...
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
Homer: Le Grille? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Lionel Hutz: (corrects his business card, adding punctuation) Works on contingency basis? No, money down!
Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: Kids never learn.
Homer: It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Homer: No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do! (goes crazy)
Dr. Nick: Inflammable means flammable? What a country.
Smithers: People see you as somewhat of an ogre.
Mr. Burns: I ought to club them and eat their bones!
Jebediah Springfield: A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
Bart: My bones are so brittle! But I always drink plenty of...Malk?
Skinner: I've got a gut feeling Uder is around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little Uder in all of us? In fact, you might even say that we just ATE Uder, and he's in our stomachs RIGHT NOW.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, fetch the Bi-Oculars
Homer: There are three ways to do things: The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Moe: They think they're so high and mighty, just because they've never been caught driving without pants.
Homer: I see these kids now with "Jive" printed on their shirts, pfff. Now I can teach you how to say "Jive"
Lisa: Dad, please just drive the car, Dad.
Homer: I'm watchin the road, sweetie. You jiiiiiiive turkey. See, you've got to sass it. Quit jiiiiiiiiiiiivin' me, turkey! You've got to sass it! A turkey is a bad person.
Nelson: The thing about huckleberries is, once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.
Mr. Burns: 206 bones, fifty miles of small intestine, full, pouting lips; Why, this fellow is less a snowman...than a God.
Abraham Lincoln: "IIIIIIIIIIt's showtime!" (Figment of Homer' imagination, wielding a chain)
Homer: "Best kiss of your life....so far" (I really liked this one from the movie)
Meathook: (to Homer) You and me, in the circle of death!
Marge: Oh, I just swept the circle of death!
Marge: Haven't any of you ever had a dream?
Ramrod: Yeah, I had a dream! I was in this beautiful garden, pounding the crap out of a shopkeeper. Then…
Marge: No, no, I mean the dream of a good job, a loving family, and a home in the suburbs.
Meathook: Aw, man, to get all that you'd have to kill, like, fifty people.
Homer: I invested in something called NewsCorp.
Lisa: Dad! That's FOX!
Homer: Undo! Undo!
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