So Asking for a Pen is a Racial Slur

Today was a regretful day, I CreamyGoodness was suspended from school. Creamy was a unfortunate victim in an unfortunate time. He was in english class. It was 3:29, only 6 minutes left to go until the end of the day. He then made the dreadful mistake of asking for his pen back from a student. It all started at approximately 3:08pm when Creamy's friend borrowed a bic blue pen from him. They did the work and wrote their essays. It was now 3:24pm and the day was approaching end. Unfortuneltly the day was just begining for this innocemt man. When the day aproached 3:29 Creamy asked for his pen back, his friend kindly gave it back, STOP. This situation seems fine. Until the teacher walks over, grabs Creamy's good and creamy hand and pulled him into the hall. The teacher told Creamy that racial slurs would not be aloud in her class and he was to be sent to the office. Down he went getting pulled by the teacher. When the office asked what he did, the leader pf academic schooling replied with the vulgur phrase "he said that i am jew bitch". Ah and it was done. Creamy now has to serve a 2 day supension for asking for his bic blue pen. "Damn the bics" he said as he went to call his parents and say what he "did".

Today was a regretful day, I CreamyGoodness was suspended from school. Creamy was a unfortunate victim in an unfortunate time. He was in english class. It was 3:29, only 6 minutes left to go until the end of the day. He then made the dreadful mistake of asking for his pen back from a student. It all started at approximately 3:08pm when Creamy's friend borrowed a bic blue pen from him. They did the work and wrote their essays. It was now 3:24pm and the day was approaching end. Unfortuneltly the day was just begining for this innocemt man. When the day aproached 3:29 Creamy asked for his pen back, his friend kindly gave it back, STOP. This situation seems fine. Until the teacher walks over, grabs Creamy's good and creamy hand and pulled him into the hall. The teacher told Creamy that racial slurs would not be aloud in her class and he was to be sent to the office. Down he went getting pulled by the teacher. When the office asked what he did, the leader pf academic schooling replied with the vulgur phrase "he said that i am jew bitch". Ah and it was done. Creamy now has to serve a 2 day supension for asking for his bic blue pen. "Damn the bics" he said as he went to call his parents and say what he "did".

This story is too creamy for me.

Creamy goodness indeed

Ya I read all that and have no idea what happened.

You could try to explain yourself later, couldn't you?  Those people sound like assholes.

Oh and did your teacher then ask you to stay after school because you had been a a "naughty boy"

"Oh and did your teacher then ask you to stay after school because you had been a a "naughty boy""

I would have come to school anyway. But, I'm wierd.

They should send you to a sensitivity training seminar, you monster

"They should send you to a sensitivity training seminar, you monster"

Funny part is that even if you explained yourself, They probably wouldn't believe you.

"Funny part is that even if you explained yourself, They probably wouldn't believe you."

"Absurd said:

"Funny part is that even if you explained yourself, They probably wouldn't believe you."

exactly"

And with Obama as president, I thought we were going to see change. I am severely disappointed...

At least you don't have to go through sensitivity training. I once asked someone to borrow their eraser and I got suspended for calling someone "A Gay Nigger". Seriously all I wanted was to use a eraser, but now I have to go through this week long night class sensitivity training.

I'm calling BS.

Maybe they wanted you to stop discussing yourself in the third person.

Thats because its pronounced B-I-CK not SP-I-CK.

Well, 2 days off isn't something to be sniffed at.

Dude, I'd freaking go nuts. Give them Hell for their stupid, assumptive ways.

I call fake story on this one

"I call fake story on this one"

that somehow happened to me at elementary school, I just said the colour "black" in art and then some douche reported to the teacher and I was send to the office

That is just too stupid to be true.  I'm calling bullshit on this story.

u racist bitch

Clearly your "creamy hand" was the problem here.

Wait, blue bic became.......jew bitch?
How does that work?

"That is just too stupid to be true.  I'm calling bullshit on this story."

I have to say I call shennanigans (think I'm the first to call shennanigans instead of bullshit) on this whole story. Its too stupid to be true XD

"I have to say I call shennanigans (think I'm the first to call shennanigans instead of bullshit) on this whole story. Its too stupid to be true XD"

"Hamz said:

"I have to say I call shennanigans (think I'm the first to call shennanigans instead of bullshit) on this whole story. Its too stupid to be true XD"

Depends. Creamy, do you live in Florida by any chance?"

Calling someone a "Jew Bitch" isn't racial.

That said, fake story.

"Calling someone a "Jew Bitch" isn't racial.

That said, fake story."

"Jayge said:

"Calling someone a "Jew Bitch" isn't racial.

That said, fake story."

Correct, it's racist not racial!

Creamy claims to be from canada, but canada is just a cold version of florida.   Skanky strip clubs, cheap beer and lots of fat white dudes driving in trucks.  The only thing CAN is missing from florida is the elite NCAA sports"

"Hexpane said:

"Jayge said:

"Calling someone a "Jew Bitch" isn't racial.

That said, fake story."

Correct, it's racist not racial!

Creamy claims to be from canada, but canada is just a cold version of florida.   Skanky strip clubs, cheap beer and lots of fat white dudes driving in trucks.  The only thing CAN is missing from florida is the elite NCAA sports"

It's not racist either."

"go ahead and explain your position... if you are going to go w/ the "jew is religion not race" i suggest you skip that pre-dubunked argument"

"go ahead and explain your position... if you are going to go w/ the "jew is religion not race" i suggest you skip that pre-dubunked argument"

"CitizenKane said:

"That is just too stupid to be true.  I'm calling bullshit on this story."

Noes! I called it first!  This creamy guy is trying to craft some sort of shenanigan filled 'anti-pun' fable."

At least I called tomfoolery and ballyhoo before anybody else did.

Why do all the mods have to call BS? in my middle/high school career I was suspended for things that were borderline retarded, if not full blown. I believe in you creamy!

"Why do all the mods have to call BS? in my middle/high school career I was suspended for things that were borderline retarded, if not full blown. I believe in you creamy!

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I was suspended in 8th grade for attempting to "burn down the school" because I lit a piece of mulch on fire, and I understand we were not suppose to have lighters, but this was 4 or 5 hours after school let out!

I got suspended in 7th grade for taking "drugs" aka a caffeine pill. When I explained that it was the same as drinking a few cans of soda, soda was school wide banned.

"I was suspended in 8th grade for attempting to "burn down the school" because I lit a piece of mulch on fire, and I understand we were not suppose to have lighters, but this was 4 or 5 hours after school let out!
 

"The_Dude said:

"I was suspended in 8th grade for attempting to "burn down the school" because I lit a piece of mulch on fire, and I understand we were not suppose to have lighters, but this was 4 or 5 hours after school let out!
 

There is no boderline there, that was indeed a very retarded thing for you to do at that age.  You should have been expelled and charged w/ attempted arson.  The fact that school let out is irrelevant"

In my old class, there were two Indian lads who used to call each other Pakis among other slurs and it basically spead to the whole class as a joke until one day a teacher overheard us saying it and the entire class got some kind of detention with warnings of suspension, expulsion and all the rest. It took a meeting from the father of one of the lads to sort things out.

"Discorsi said:

"Oh and did your teacher then ask you to stay after school because you had been a a "naughty boy""

no. for anyone who has no idea what happened, here. I asked my friend for a pen back, my teacher thought i was being a racist and i am suspended for 2 days"

"Hexpane said:

"go ahead and explain your position... if you are going to go w/ the "jew is religion not race" i suggest you skip that pre-dubunked argument"

I don't see it pre-dubunked. You're going to have to debunk it yourself.
"

That's gotta suck.

ok fine ill be honest. i was sitting at the back of the room making jewish referances but thats not the point"