So how do you eat a chocolate bunny?

I realize Easter is over, but you probably still have a chocolate bunny or two lying around waiting to be eaten. I just opened the one bunny I got for Easter... and it's quite delicious, although it's lunchtime and chocolate for lunch is just wrong. 
 
So how do you eat a chocolate bunny?

Bite it's head off.

The wrong way, because nobody can tell a King what to do.

I eat chocolate figures one holiday off. The VD hearts were delicious, I usually start those from the point.

Ears first. I like to savor the crotch last.

Ears first if it is a solid chocolate bunny, otherwise I smash that motherfucker to bits and eat the pieces.

I don't eat them anymore because the quality of the chocolate is usually crap. When I was a kid it was usually ears first then tail because those are the easiest parts to break off. Then the rest was gonna last a while and have bite marks all around the remainder. It's an absolute mess then.

Head first, going feet first is cruel.

ummmm....chocolate egg anyone?

we need more things made into chocolate form, like maybe a pizza made entirely of chocolate or a shoe.

just to mix things up

You just reminded me that I should go to the store and get come clearance chocolate easter bunnies. I want a hollow one.

First I caress its body a little, tickle it gently, playfully, I giggle softly as I do this, letting my emotions build up inside me, until the euphoric release is unpreventable, then I just fuck that bunny all night long.

So yeah ears first.

I usually try to eat some of the foil first, the chocolate tastes way better after you've eaten foil.

I don't anymore.

Eat the feet first then the arms, then move on to ears...leave the head for last.

Ass first, son.

entirely depends if it is hollow or solid. If solid then ears. If hollow just puncture that thing and than rip it into pieces.

Face down ass up.

Melt it down. Add marshmallows. Screw the status quo.

@Video_Game_King said:

The wrong way, because nobody can tell a King what to do.

I command you to eat it the wrong way.

Whole fucking head off in one.

The wrong way, because nobody can tell a King what to do.

I eat their legs first so they can't run away.

Ears first. I like to savor the crotch last.

In 1992.

With my mouth.

@MattyFTM: Dude, pfft.

Inappropriate.

@FulgoreSenpai said:

we need more things made into chocolate form, like maybe a pizza made entirely of chocolate or a shoe.

just to mix things up

I once ate a pizza slice that was chocolate and marshmellows.

Eat the tail then throw the rest away.

Head, so it can't feel the pain of me eating the body.

I suck its dick.

I usually put them into a bag or wrapped them in a paper towel, so I could crush them into small pieces.

Hold on a minute. it's suppose to be a chocolate bunny??? I've been doing it all wrong.

Usually head first

@ImmortalSaiyan: that sounds yummy. its stuff like this that makes me remember the lyrics " my minds telling me no, but my body is telling me YES".

Then shortly after the next phrase in my head is " I need to go on a diet".

The wrong way for me because I feel like it'd suffer more pain that way... if it were a living entity. Or is it??? Dun-dun-dunnnnn

I rub the bunny on my arms until it's gone.

From the ears down to the feet.

This history channel program said there was a good 70-ish (can't remember the exact figure) percent of people ate them ears first. I am a part of that number.

The head the tail the whole damn thing.

I eat it's feet first so it can't hop away.

Ears down.

My dad told me to leave some chocolate for mom, so I left the chocolate bunny, the next day when he asked me why I haven't eaten it yet, and he said 'so you get free stuff, and you're bitching'

Holidays are imposed abuse and parents should absolutely not be allowed to have kids.

edit: oh and chocolate apparently comes from child slave labor in which case there is no right way to eat a chocolate rabbit. Unless it's fair trade chcolate but lol I don't know how to tell whether something is fair trade chocolate, I have yet to see a label like that, then again I've never looked.