So I found an several years old cake in my cupboard.

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#1  Edited By Deleth

It expired around 2006. It's a chocolate cake with sugar coating. Someone must've tried to hide it there for some reason. It was below all kind of old games and other stuff. It is hard as a rock and I could probaly club someone to death with it. I tried to hitting it with a hammer, it survived. The one and only question I'm asking myself right now is...

Is it still edible? Should I try eating it?

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#2  Edited By jacksukeru

You should try clubbing someone to death with it.

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#3  Edited By Questionable

No, You would probably give yourself bad indigestion (cramps)

It is not particularly dangerous so go for it if you really wanted to take a bite just for the sake of knowing what a ancient cake tastes like

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#4  Edited By hwy_61

Eat it! It might get you high man.

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#5  Edited By herocide

Eat all of it. At once. When you're admitted into the hospital, keep us posted.

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#6  Edited By moncole

Eat it. Than get sick and and you wont have to do work

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#7  Edited By zeforgotten

Your courage might go up! 

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#8  Edited By acarab1981

Am I the only one who thinks the cake is a lie?

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#9  Edited By CptBedlam

I'm glad you came to the internet for advice.

Yes, eat it!

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#10  Edited By Deleth

@acarab1981 said:

Am I the only one who thinks the cake is a lie?

It is not, at least in this case. It's one of those cakes in a completly plastic wrapping made in the thousands at a factory. A pretty cheap on at that. I myself wondered why it didn't rot. Apparently it simply dried up.

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#11  Edited By Vexxan

"Eat it...?"

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#12  Edited By ffdthree

Just don't close the fridge. It might not be there when you check again.

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#13  Edited By 2HeadedNinja
@ZeForgotten said:
Your courage might go up! 
lol ... good one :)
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#14  Edited By Ravenlight

Pics or it didn't happen.

Judging by your description, is it even physically edible anymore? It sounds like you've got a cake-shaped rock.

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#15  Edited By Harkat

@Questionable said:

No, You would probably give yourself bad indigestion (cramps)

It is not particularly dangerous so go for it if you really wanted to take a bite just for the sake of knowing what a ancient cake tastes like

...and Buzz Killington strikes, two posts into the thread.

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#16  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

If I learned anything from Bioshock is that cakes never go bad.

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#17  Edited By TobbRobb

How? O_o
Poor cake.

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#18  Edited By daiphyer

  

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#19  Edited By Imsorrymsjackson

Eat it you dirty shitbag.

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#20  Edited By Grillbar

@Deleth said:

It expired around 2006. It's a chocolate cake with sugar coating. Someone must've tried to hide it there for some reason. It was below all kind of old games and other stuff. It is hard as a rock and I could probaly club someone to death with it. I tried to hitting it with a hammer, it survived. The one and only question I'm asking myself right now is...

Is it still edible? Should I try eating it?

1. dont eat it

2. start cleaning up more often then every 5 years

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Two words:

Teen Angel.

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#22  Edited By sweep  Moderator

@ZeForgotten said:

Your courage might go up!

I was about to lock this thread, but you have single-handedly saved it from destruction.

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#23  Edited By 71Ranchero

How much of a shit hole is your house that you just happened to find a several year old cake lying around?

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#24  Edited By NegativeCero

If you die, we'll never know. What I'm saying is eat the cake. But seriously, dying by cake would be a shitty way to die.

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#25  Edited By NickBOTT

@Daiphyer said:

This. You beat me to it lol.

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#26  Edited By Azteck
@ZeForgotten said:
Your courage might go up! 
Only correct answer.
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#27  Edited By Sayishere

@Azteck said:

@ZeForgotten said:
Your courage might go up!
Only correct answer.

Yes but could also prevent you from making origami cranes.

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#28  Edited By Brendan

Wait, did you actually try to hit it with a hammer? Because if that story is true, then how could you eat the cake anyway?

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#30  Edited By Deleth

@Grillbar said:

@Deleth said:

It expired around 2006. It's a chocolate cake with sugar coating. Someone must've tried to hide it there for some reason. It was below all kind of old games and other stuff. It is hard as a rock and I could probaly club someone to death with it. I tried to hitting it with a hammer, it survived. The one and only question I'm asking myself right now is...

Is it still edible? Should I try eating it?

1. dont eat it

2. start cleaning up more often then every 5 years

It was in the cupboard, behind boxes full of old comics and books and I have absolutely no idea how it ended up there. Doesn't has anything to do with "clean up more often".

@Brendan said:

Wait, did you actually try to hit it with a hammer? Because if that story is true, then how could you eat the cake anyway?

I hit it with a hammer once, just to try it out. Aside from putting a dent into it it didn't do a thing.

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#31  Edited By Scooper

Don't waste food like a fucking asshole. Eat it.

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#32  Edited By napalm
@Deleth said:

I hit it with a hammer once, just to try it out. Aside from putting a dent into it it didn't do a thing.

Yes, you should club somebody to death with it.
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@Daiphyer: Instant respect sir!

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#34  Edited By cookiemonster

'an several'

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#35  Edited By CL60

Send it to my house.

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#36  Edited By Karl_Boss

If you can hit it with a hammer and it doesn't break I don't think you would be able to eat it.

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#37  Edited By iam3green

you should eat it and then hit someone with it.

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#38  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

This might be my favourite thread title from today. Is that cake edible? Probably not. Should you eat it? Yes.

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#39  Edited By Owlhead

Eat it. But if you can't then please, PLEASE light it on fire.

I mean,

Cmon

That's badass

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#40  Edited By shootermcclay

Pics or it didn't happen.

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#43  Edited By seo

@dudeglove said:

Film eating it, upload to youtube, become star, die.

...and then become a LEGEND

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#44  Edited By Muerthoz

I found a 3 year old pudding cup the other day that would have been a good addition to your cake.  I think somebody threw it away though.

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#45  Edited By DylanGW

@Deleth:

Send it to the bombsquad mailbag.

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#46  Edited By Sticky_Pennies

You should DEFINITELY eat it. It's like fine wine, where it gets better with age.

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#47  Edited By zeforgotten
@Sweep said:

@ZeForgotten said:

Your courage might go up!

I was about to lock this thread, but you have single-handedly saved it from destruction.

I'll gladly take the blame for this one
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#48  Edited By swoxx

@ZeForgotten said:

Your courage might go up!

I love you.

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@hwy_61 said:

Eat it! It might get you high man.