So i'm kinda half drunk now...

Yeah so ah... I was out with my Norwegian friends here getting drunk and stuff, it is raining as fuck, still raining and thundering and shit. And I met I a girl I kinda wanted to fuck outside my friends hot dog stand, and after he said something like "yeah you remember this girl right?" I was filled with jadeness(?) and hate too say something like "well if it was up too me you would be sucking my dick right now". Now I said this too be funny and be 100% straight forward.. Cause I was sick and tired off the falseness off the girls in this small ass town, playing hard to get and whatever. My friends laughed their ass off, as well as I, but still she went home alone cause she got "scared" off my honesty.
 
But yeah I just felt to write this shit here to get my "anger" out, cause I just hate how girls behave sometimes, they act like they want it but still they get put off of honest(yeah I came too strong off, but still.....).

Half drunk? Seems more like drunk to me. Anyways, a friend of mine tried that out a couple of weeks ago, complete honesty, straight to business, and it worked. Idon't know, probably depends on the girl, right?

Oh yeah and ye Norway.

Yeah I guess i'm drunk, but not "but out off control drunk" :P.

You disgust me. It's a shame you didn't get your ass beat.

Women playing hard to get is literally the course of human history. A woman who does this well is more desirable. From Heian Era Japanese culture to Victorian England to the present, this remains true.

yup, you're a creep.

Tactful.

This is why you shouldn't get drunk kids. 

I more interested in the fact that your friend has a hot dog stand personally. Sounds awesome.

Slightly buzzed here, bummed that I have the time to post on these boards to be honest.

That was some creepy rapist shit you did right there, brah. 

@D0tti said:

@TheGreatGuero: Really? Maybe I should had written how I know this girl. Cause like 2-3 weeks ago I met this girl and went to a after party with her, and she was all over me, but that's where the annoyances(?) come in, cause she like a cocktease... Even though she really wanted some dick that night, so yeah. My jadeness and anger/hate got the better off me this night.

This part changes the context of the story entirely. Woman should DEFINITELY have beat your ass.

Hate those hard to get girls.... who do they think they are????

@countinhallways said:

I more interested in the fact that your friend has a hot dog stand personally. Sounds awesome.

Agreed. Hot Dogs are pretty sweet.

Also, I hope you learned that being blunt about sex with women NEVER works and comes off as rude.

Women playing hard to get is literally the course of human history. A woman who does this well is more desirable. From Heian Era Japanese culture to Victorian England to the present, this remains true.

Dude, you didn't even say "I liked this girl". You just wanted sex.

She's not a whore. If you just want sex, find a shady part of town and get some.

Meh I should maybe be honest here and say that I'm usely (like 99% off the time) not like this, but I was just really sick off these girls this night, cause I have been going out here in this small town 4 years now... So yeah, i'm just sick off these girls trying to act like they are better, yes I know I was waaaaaay to forward, honest and creepy but it was really intentional.

@TheGreatGuero: Really? Maybe I should had written how I know this girl. Cause like 2-3 weeks ago I met this girl and went to a after party with her, and she was all over me, but that's where the annoyances(?) come in, cause she was like a cocktease... Even though she really wanted some dick that night, so yeah. My jadeness and anger/hate got the better off me this night.  

So you saw a good looking girl and wanted to have sex with her immediately right then and there in front of your friends? And you expected her to say yes and not be creeped out by this disgusting request? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Even if you were drunk, there's no excuse for something like that.  
 
Oh, wait...Adachi is that you?  
 
*D0tti mumbling* bitches and whores man...

Hate those hard to get girls.... who do they think they are????

Incoming douchebag and piece of shit. Next time I'll hit you with my car when you decide to talk some shit like that when you're drunk.

I'm high, I should go start a thread, oh wait...

@D0tti: Was that the reply for me? That doesn't make her a whore. Have you never just flirted with a girl without trying to fornicate? Girls do it alot. But lets say she was interested.

She was interested in you, one night. It doesn't mean she wanted to be with you tonight. Or that you should be annoyed that she didn't go with you. You didn't even flirt with her. You just asked to fuck. Actually you didn't even ask that. You just wanted her to suck your dick. Christ, at least throw in some pleasure for her.

Good thing to know you're not reproducing anytime soon.
 
Playing hard to get is a game, its a road, a challenge, and in no way during that entire challenge do I want bluntness of 'yo suck it' or I'm gone.
That's how a lot of girls handle things, since half you sods are so lazy (or drunk/egotripping) when it comes to sex that we have to get our kicks somewhere else.
 
Don't drink, just don't.

Dude, you didn't even say "I liked this girl". You just wanted sex.

She's not a whore. If you just want sex, find a shady part of town and get some.

@TaliciaDragonsong: Dude i'm not like this(99% off the time, first time I was this 100% honest), I already mention it 3-4 times already. I'm not usally these much off an asshole and douchebag, usually i'm too fucking friendly, nice and kind.

@cheebaking: That first night I flirted with her, but she was all over me and flirted with me... But still just played with me. So yeah it just annoyed me this night, but also my one friends instigated me this night with certain conversation about how 90% off the girl in this max 15000 population town I lived in, usually are just cock teases just for the fun off it.

What a pig...

hahahaha. Its pretty bad, but I'm sure I've heard worse, and its worked, so to speak. 

Always be drinking!

Always be drinking!

hahahaha.

@KillyDarko: @D0tti said:

@cheebaking: That first night I flirted with her, but she was all over me and flirted with me... But still just played with me. So yeah it just annoyed me this night, but also my one friends instigated me this night with certain conversation about how 90% off the girl in this max 15000 population town I lived in, usually are just cock teases just for the fun off it.

You sound like you need sleep, and a delete topic function in the morning. Improve yourself and get on with it, you're not convincing us after such a story.

Why am I picturing a newspaper with the headline 'Video Game Killer: "She Deserved It"'?

Maybe I should also write that I didn't say this douchy/creepy thing just after my friend said what he said, I don't really remember in what context I said it, but I mostly said too be edgy and funny in front off my friends and just be honest and forward toward this girl that I already know and who has had already been all over me and flirting with me 2-3 weeks ago.

Why am I picturing a newspaper with the headline 'Video Game Killer: "She Deserved It"'?

What an amazing thread.

I would never in my life say something like that to a girl, but in the right environment I have definitely heard much worse said to a girl and seen it work.