So ya i need some girl advice...

Disclaimer:i may seem like an asshole but honestly im just a normal guy and yes i know this isnt the place to ask this 
 
okay so i have the chance to hook up (sex) with this pretty hot girl that me and my friends hang around a good amount.   
this seems like just a YA FUCK HER type thing but one of my friends kind of likes her even though he is really straight edge no partying type of guy and is kind of a pussy about girls once things start to get out of the living room and into the bedroom... 
i normally wouldnt do this but he has another girl he likes as well and they are a much better fit for each other than the other girl because she doesnt party at all and is just all around laid back. 
 
but this is a serious question i need to know what i do because my window of oppertunity for the next week or so is gunna be tomorrow...

OMG THIS ISN'T THE PLACE FOR GIRL ADVICE  RAAAGGEEE
 
Now that we got that out of the way: I'd say go for it. It doesn't sound like your friend is going to make a move and he already has another girl. Wouldn't be an asshole move for you to do something.

GO FOR IT.

" OMG THIS ISN'T THE PLACE FOR GIRL ADVICE  RAAAGGEEE

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
 
You should get your friend's written permission first.

Fuck her, you're friend sounds lame anyways so if he ends up hating you it doesn't seem to be that big of a loss.

" @Suicidal_SNiper said:

" OMG THIS ISN'T THE PLACE FOR GIRL ADVICE  RAAAGGEEE

If you have sex with her, it will probably help push your friend toward the other girl he likes. Which would be a good thing. I expect. I'm not a relationship counselor. "

" Fuck her, you're friend sounds lame anyways so if he ends up hating you it doesn't seem to be that big of a loss. "

Let her know from the jump that you're that kind of guy before she's all on your voice mail asking you why.

 Tread carefully, you should probably go ahead but you should also definitely be really upfront with your friend about it after.

Make sure of a couple of things: 
 
1. She doesn't have HIV 
2.  She doesn't have teeth in her vagina. 
3.  She's not a Code-5 Clinger 
 
Have fun!! ^_^

" i know this isnt the place to ask this"
 
Yet he asks it anyway. 

And people tell me I need to be more accepting of others...

Wear a condom or something, and have fun. As Mrnitropb said, call Dibs if you feel like someone may get pissed.

" Has he called "Dibs" on her? No, then go right ahead, if she is willing. And try and think of a nice way for you and the rest of your buds to steer him toward the other chick. "

Ugggghhhhhhhhhhhh..... kids these days.
 
 Well, does this girl have any potential feelings for your friend?  I mean, if she has no interest in him then it's silly for him to expect her to be off-limits to everyone else.  It's up to her.  If she likes you, go for it, but I think you owe your friend at least a warning - and maybe try to set him up with this second girl.  Don't be surprised if he's a little pissed at you for a while though.

Bros before hoes dude.  Sex is a one time thing, your friendship could last a lifetime.
 
Wait what the hell am I saying? Fuck her for sure. Just break the news to your friend while he is sober.

WTF is up with this really. You're gonna fuck a girl you don't even like you just think she's hot at the risk of hurting a friend? Is there no one else you can hook up with? Also fucking a friend, that can get pretty damn awkward. If you're set on doing it don't be a pussy about it and tell your friend BEFORE.

Ask your friends. Not the internet. 

" Bros before hoes dude.  Sex is a one time thing, your friendship could last a lifetime.  Wait what the hell am I saying? Fuck her for sure. Just break the news to your friend while he is sober. "

Tell her that you two would fuck like a nuclear war.

TOUCH HER SHOULDER! 
 
JUST TOUCH HER GOD DAMN SHOULDER!

Have sex with her and your friend at the same time. Everybody wins!

Since this thread is kind of weird and vulgar already, why not just double team her. You are both happy, and you can high five each other to keep up your spirits.

go for it, as long as u dont impregenate her and get on the maury show

here's the thing, if he has two prospects, i dont think it's wrong to take this opportunity.  that being said, talk to him about it.  if he gives the go-ahead, well take a wild guess about what you should do.

" go for it, as long as u dont impregenate her and get on the maury show "

" TOUCH HER SHOULDER!  JUST TOUCH HER GOD DAMN SHOULDER! "

Friendship > sex

Go gay and have sex with your friend instead.
 
That way noone gets hurt.
 
PROBLEM SOLVED

Ask your buddy if he is cool with it. Pretty simple.
 
Or do it and "blame it on being drunk"

Do you want to fuck her?

Does she want to fuck you?

These are the only two relevant questions.

Fuck her in front of your straightedge friend. You'll be better off in more ways than one.

I don't understand how your pussy of a friend would be such a deterrent. Fuck her, it's not your fault that your friend has a cunt where his cock should be.

" I don't understand how your pussy of a friend would be such a deterrent. Fuck her, it's not your fault that your friend has a cunt where his cock should be. "