So, yeah, I joined the army: Day 57

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Edited By VIGGO123

 Hey guys, I know its been a while, and I'm sorry, but I've been really busy for weeks now. I finally got leave, so I get to spend a week back home and I thought I'd take some time to sum up my first two months in the force.  
 
I am now done with my recruit-period, I get to wear my black beret and call myself a Dragoon. I had to go through hell to get it though, hours of the most agonizing physical and mental challenges you can imagine. But it was definitely worth it, cause now I get to wear my beret with pride. They woke us up at 5 AM, screaming "Get your lazy ass out of bed you little fucker!" We had to get dressed, kit up and get outside in three minutes, while Requiem For a Dream was playing from a boombox in the hallway (cliché, yeah, I know.) When we got out, there were some push-ups and other physical stuff before we had to run around the camp for a half-hour or so, we arrived at a gravel pit where we had to crawl 70 yards, and although that may not sound too hard, trust me, it is. Then we went through a exercise called Suffer in Silence, and as you might guess by the name, it was not very pleasant , we had to carry two 20-pound sandbags to the top of the gravel pit, and if we made even the slightest sound, we had to start all over again. After about an hour of this our legs were pretty much fucked and when we thought it was all over we got blindfolded, packed into a Scania truck and driven to the foot of a big ass mountain near our base where we were told that our beret are on the top of that mountain, and the only way we are going to get it is to walk to the top. Most of us were way low already and this didn't help much, but as a troop we managed to keep moral high and get to the top where we got our beret. That was one of the proudest moments of my life.

I went on another field exercise a couple of weeks ago, and unlike the last one, this was combat oriented. That meant more shooting, more training, less sleep, alarms, and guard duty in the middle of the night. But even with all this, it was a really exciting experience. After five days with about as many hours sleep your mind starts doing some weird things, you see things that aren't there, you do things without even realizing it and that can lead to some pretty interesting things while on guard duty. I yelled at a lot of trees and rocks, while my partner were sitting next to me going "what the fuck?" But 30 minutes later he stood up, ran to a bush, punched it, ran back and sat down like nothing had happened. Even though things like this makes a funny story, it wasn't all fun and games. I experienced a quite traumatic event when our tent caught on fire and burned down in the middle of the night. A mistake with the fuel for the camping stove turned out to be quite explosive, luckily no serious injuries, but I received minor burns on my arm and face and one of my teammates caught on fire, and though we put it out before he received injuries, he got rushed to the hospital for a check. The rest of us had to spend the rest of the night getting a new campsite up and running.
We ended our field week with one of the coolest things I've ever experienced. Shooting in the dark. We were all given two fully loaded magazines with tracers and the whole troop opened fire at once. That was more awesome than every new years-eve combined.
 
Now that I am done with the recruit-period the real education can begin. Based on our results and wishes the officers placed us in different positions within the squadron. We could choose from three different categories, foot, vehicle or staff.  As an assault squadron we utilize CV90's, Swedish made infantry fighting vehicles, like the American Bradley, and tanks have always fascinated me, so I applied for the gunner position and was one of 6 who got it. Yay! So now I will spend the time from now to the end of December getting to know the vehicle and its weapon systems. There will be some live fire field exercises with the tanks so I'll make sure to get some pictures of that since I'll take my camera with me now.
 
During these first months I've learned a lot. Not only technical data and military stuff, but things I can utilize in the civilian life. Things like punctuality and stress management can be really useful. I've made some good friends and my physical health have improved drastically. I look forward to the coming months, now that we're done with the stressing recruit and constant physical "torture" we will begin the road to become real soldiers.
I will continue updating you guys throughout the year, but I cant promise a post every week.
 
Take care.
VIGGO123
 
Oh, by the way. I got some pictures for you guys, they aren't mine, but my teammate let me use them here.
 

 My team, 4 Papa, on top of Storala, the mountain we had to climb to get our beret
 My team, 4 Papa, on top of Storala, the mountain we had to climb to get our beret


 On our way down. Norway really is a beautiful country.
 On our way down. Norway really is a beautiful country.

 A CV90 deployed in Afghanistan. I got the gunner position.
 A CV90 deployed in Afghanistan. I got the gunner position.
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#1  Edited By VIGGO123

 Hey guys, I know its been a while, and I'm sorry, but I've been really busy for weeks now. I finally got leave, so I get to spend a week back home and I thought I'd take some time to sum up my first two months in the force.  
 
I am now done with my recruit-period, I get to wear my black beret and call myself a Dragoon. I had to go through hell to get it though, hours of the most agonizing physical and mental challenges you can imagine. But it was definitely worth it, cause now I get to wear my beret with pride. They woke us up at 5 AM, screaming "Get your lazy ass out of bed you little fucker!" We had to get dressed, kit up and get outside in three minutes, while Requiem For a Dream was playing from a boombox in the hallway (cliché, yeah, I know.) When we got out, there were some push-ups and other physical stuff before we had to run around the camp for a half-hour or so, we arrived at a gravel pit where we had to crawl 70 yards, and although that may not sound too hard, trust me, it is. Then we went through a exercise called Suffer in Silence, and as you might guess by the name, it was not very pleasant , we had to carry two 20-pound sandbags to the top of the gravel pit, and if we made even the slightest sound, we had to start all over again. After about an hour of this our legs were pretty much fucked and when we thought it was all over we got blindfolded, packed into a Scania truck and driven to the foot of a big ass mountain near our base where we were told that our beret are on the top of that mountain, and the only way we are going to get it is to walk to the top. Most of us were way low already and this didn't help much, but as a troop we managed to keep moral high and get to the top where we got our beret. That was one of the proudest moments of my life.

I went on another field exercise a couple of weeks ago, and unlike the last one, this was combat oriented. That meant more shooting, more training, less sleep, alarms, and guard duty in the middle of the night. But even with all this, it was a really exciting experience. After five days with about as many hours sleep your mind starts doing some weird things, you see things that aren't there, you do things without even realizing it and that can lead to some pretty interesting things while on guard duty. I yelled at a lot of trees and rocks, while my partner were sitting next to me going "what the fuck?" But 30 minutes later he stood up, ran to a bush, punched it, ran back and sat down like nothing had happened. Even though things like this makes a funny story, it wasn't all fun and games. I experienced a quite traumatic event when our tent caught on fire and burned down in the middle of the night. A mistake with the fuel for the camping stove turned out to be quite explosive, luckily no serious injuries, but I received minor burns on my arm and face and one of my teammates caught on fire, and though we put it out before he received injuries, he got rushed to the hospital for a check. The rest of us had to spend the rest of the night getting a new campsite up and running.
We ended our field week with one of the coolest things I've ever experienced. Shooting in the dark. We were all given two fully loaded magazines with tracers and the whole troop opened fire at once. That was more awesome than every new years-eve combined.
 
Now that I am done with the recruit-period the real education can begin. Based on our results and wishes the officers placed us in different positions within the squadron. We could choose from three different categories, foot, vehicle or staff.  As an assault squadron we utilize CV90's, Swedish made infantry fighting vehicles, like the American Bradley, and tanks have always fascinated me, so I applied for the gunner position and was one of 6 who got it. Yay! So now I will spend the time from now to the end of December getting to know the vehicle and its weapon systems. There will be some live fire field exercises with the tanks so I'll make sure to get some pictures of that since I'll take my camera with me now.
 
During these first months I've learned a lot. Not only technical data and military stuff, but things I can utilize in the civilian life. Things like punctuality and stress management can be really useful. I've made some good friends and my physical health have improved drastically. I look forward to the coming months, now that we're done with the stressing recruit and constant physical "torture" we will begin the road to become real soldiers.
I will continue updating you guys throughout the year, but I cant promise a post every week.
 
Take care.
VIGGO123
 
Oh, by the way. I got some pictures for you guys, they aren't mine, but my teammate let me use them here.
 

 My team, 4 Papa, on top of Storala, the mountain we had to climb to get our beret
 My team, 4 Papa, on top of Storala, the mountain we had to climb to get our beret


 On our way down. Norway really is a beautiful country.
 On our way down. Norway really is a beautiful country.

 A CV90 deployed in Afghanistan. I got the gunner position.
 A CV90 deployed in Afghanistan. I got the gunner position.
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#2  Edited By KaosAngel

...damn the Norway Army sounds more fun than here.  >.>

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#3  Edited By TaliciaDragonsong

Thanks for the update!
It's a great read!
Keep it up and keep us informed! ^_^

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#4  Edited By pwnasaurus

pics of tank if you get the chance please. also good work duder.

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#5  Edited By Gizmo

The Army looks so awesome from an outsiders view, it's just the shooting random people until they die bit that I don't like.

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#6  Edited By Drakhir

Awesome. I'm actually thinking about joining the army myself. ;o

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#7  Edited By bravetoaster
@Gizmo said:
" The Army looks so awesome from an outsiders view, it's just the shooting random people until they die bit that I don't like. "  
Then become a Chaplain.
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#8  Edited By drewbert

These blog posts are awesome, dude! I love hearing how the military works in other countries, not to mention the fact that these are all experiences I will likely never have. Keep it up!

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#9  Edited By TheSeductiveMoose

I'm also thinking of joining the army (Swedish), when I turn 18. Need to get me some discipline.
 
I'm really enjoying these blogs. Keep it up.

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#10  Edited By Yanngc33

These are awesome :D keep posting I want to read more !
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#11  Edited By Osaladin

Congratulations. I'd really like to see a before and after picture of you, as your physical training sounded quite challenging. 

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#12  Edited By ShockD

Congratulations. Do you still like the Call of Duty games? :P

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#13  Edited By Bollard

Wow those photos were stunning!

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#14  Edited By Claude

Keep up the good work and by looking at those pictures, don't forget to stop and smell the roses.

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#15  Edited By VIGGO123
@TheSeductiveMoose: Yeah, you'll definitely get more disciplined there. Be late for something = punished. Speak out of line = punished. Dress improperly = punished.
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#16  Edited By sweep  Moderator

These are slowly turning into my favourite blogs on giantbomb. Super interesting, and very impressive hearing about all the shit you get up to. Makes me want to join the army... 

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#17  Edited By phlegms

Awesome blog duder, hoping you get a chance to write more in the future! 

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#18  Edited By GoofyGoober

Congrats man, I am going into the Guard myself. I wish you all the luck man.

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#19  Edited By EpicSteve

I remember when I got my black beret and my cross sabers (for Cavalry) to wear on my formal uniform. i felt like the biggest badass.

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#20  Edited By Gabriel

Norway's a pretty country.

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#21  Edited By Lind_L_Taylor

Hope you don't get killed!  Afghanistan is such a 
pointless war.  When it ends, the terrorist camps 
will come back as will the drug trade.   US wants
to make friends with the Taliban because the Taliban
& Iran hate each other.

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#22  Edited By JJWeatherman

Maybe it's just me, but none of that sounds "worth it"... like at all. Interesting blog though.

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#23  Edited By ryanwho
@JJWeatherman said:
" Maybe it's just me, but none of that sounds "worth it"... like at all. Interesting blog though. "
Character building is part of it. You can't hide in your house forever.
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#24  Edited By JJWeatherman
@ryanwho said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" Maybe it's just me, but none of that sounds "worth it"... like at all. Interesting blog though. "
Character building is part of it. You can't hide in your house forever. "
I would argue that there are far less insane methods of character building.
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#25  Edited By oatz
@JJWeatherman said:
" Maybe it's just me, but none of that sounds "worth it"... like at all. Interesting blog though. "
I don't mean to be a douche or anything, but that is the attitude of a real loser.
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#26  Edited By ryanwho
@JJWeatherman said:
" @ryanwho said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" Maybe it's just me, but none of that sounds "worth it"... like at all. Interesting blog though. "
Character building is part of it. You can't hide in your house forever. "
I would argue that there are far less insane methods of character building. "
Yeah but they take longer.
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#27  Edited By JJWeatherman
@oatz said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" Maybe it's just me, but none of that sounds "worth it"... like at all. Interesting blog though. "
I don't mean to be a douche or anything, but that is the attitude of a real loser. "
I'm a loser for not wanting to be literally pushed to the brink of insanity and then literally catch on fire? 
 
I guess I'm a loser.
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#28  Edited By iam3green

wow nice blog man. it is a good read to hear about how the army works. i bet it has changed you a lot also from boot camp, barely any sleep.

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#29  Edited By Callumrides

Glad to hear its going well and hope all works well for ya

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#30  Edited By Pakorn

"Dragoon" has to be the most awesome military title one could ever have. Congrats man! And good luck!!
 
Also - as a gunner, are you on the top-mounted machine gun or will you be operating the main cannon?