So..who else is Valentineless this Valentine's Day?
Yep, this is the first year I haven't gone out on VD, and it feels damned good. No trying to "impress" a girl you barely know, spending sometimes loads of money on material things, and then in the end merely getting a kiss on the cheek and calling it a night. :\
..Although I am seeing someone next week, which kind of contradicts everything I've just said... but who cares.
Anyone else in the same boat as me? ;)
The boys then sliced the goat's hide into strips, dipped them in the sacrificial blood and took to the streets, gently slapping both women and fields of crops with the goathide strips. Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed being touched with the hides because it was believed the strips would make them more fertile in the coming year.
man bekern, that is low...no girl should have to go through that......anyway it's a great day to be single and go to the bars tonight...there will be tons of single ladies out tonight, and some of them are not insane/desparate lonely, and some of the men aren't fat/lazy/still live with their parents/and some have actual jobs
"man bekern, that is low...no girl should have to go through that......anyway it's a great day to be single and go to the bars tonight...there will be tons of single ladies out tonight, and some of them are not insane/desparate lonely, and some of the men aren't fat/lazy/still live with their parents/and some have actual jobs"Yeah me and him have never made that big deal about Valentine's day, but c'mon I'd like to at least see him. I decided I'm going to keep his present for myself :P.
"Wow... I lulz'dMeanwhile in 270 A.D....
The boys then sliced the goat's hide into strips, dipped them in the sacrificial blood and took to the streets, gently slapping both women and fields of crops with the goathide strips. Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed being touched with the hides because it was believed the strips would make them more fertile in the coming year.Anyone have a time machine?"
Who wants a Valentine?!?! Here's an itemized list of why Valentine's are BAD:
- They're expensive, and it's all so you can just fuck him/her
- Restaurants are PACKED, and usually the people are extremely rude
- Rose petals on the floor/bed/etc are messy and someone's gotta clean it later
- You are expected to act OVERLY affectionate...rather than just being affectionate ALL THE TIME anyways
- Roses smell horrible, and they aren't cheap
- Chalky candy
- The candy that isn't chalky is usually melted and cheaper the day after
- You're killing trees to say stupid shit on a card when you could just say it in person
I just called up my old friend Ashley, had her come over, and we fucked like rabbits. Then I went to work.
I guess you can count me, my gf also hates Valentines and the whole idea of it so this is just another saturday night for me.
"Who wants a Valentine?!?! Here's an itemized list of why Valentine's are BAD:seems to me like you have more of a problem with the actual valentines and activities then the day it self....."
- They're expensive, and it's all so you can just fuck him/her
- Restaurants are PACKED, and usually the people are extremely rude
- Rose petals on the floor/bed/etc are messy and someone's gotta clean it later
- You are expected to act OVERLY affectionate...rather than just being affectionate ALL THE TIME anyways
- Roses smell horrible, and they aren't cheap
- Chalky candy
- The candy that isn't chalky is usually melted and cheaper the day after
- You're killing trees to say stupid shit on a card when you could just say it in person
I could keep going, but I think you guys get the point.
I just called up my old friend Ashley, had her come over, and we fucked like rabbits. Then I went to work.
"seems to me like you have more of a problem with the actual valentines and activities then the day it self....."But that's what the day is there for. That's the point. I totally understand what you are saying, and for once...I'm actually talking to you without being a son of a bitch (I know, it's weird, so let's just keep this to being a one-day thing). However, Valentine's Day is just a dumb excuse for shitty boyfriends to try and make up for how shitty they are. Meanwhile, it punishes those who aren't hitched or dating someone by making them look like losers.
"WilliamRLBaker said:Hey I never really cared how you acted towards me i dont take the net as sirious bizness, but id rather people act good one day out of the year cause really no ones perfect and cant be good every other day, As For that i dont think most people are that way or that most boyfriends are making up for being shitty the rest of the year."seems to me like you have more of a problem with the actual valentines and activities then the day it self....."But that's what the day is there for. That's the point. I totally understand what you are saying, and for once...I'm actually talking to you without being a son of a bitch (I know, it's weird, so let's just keep this to being a one-day thing). However, Valentine's Day is just a dumb excuse for shitty boyfriends to try and make up for how shitty they are. Meanwhile, it punishes those who aren't hitched or dating someone by making them look like losers."The fact is, though...some of us don't want a relationship. Me, personally...I know I don't. Why would I? Hell, I'm not that great of a boyfriend to start, so I'm saving any chick that would consider it a lot of trouble! lolSo...yeah, that's that. V-Day is bullshit, like it is said every year for the rest of eternity. It's better to just be caring for the whole year then it is for one day and then keep fucking up for 364 other days.
"WilliamRLBaker said:I've been there, had a girl friend that lived there long long ago i dont remember what happend between us...either she cheated on me or we just broke up. But yeah it seems more like its Country music in general that has lots of songs bout infideltiy...its either love making, god, or infidelity."As For that i dont think most people are that way or that most boyfriends are making up for being shitty the rest of the year."Come to Texas. = / There's a reason there's so many songs about infidelity by artists from this state. lol"
I haven't had a valentine for two years running. I spent tonight watching The Dark Knight and playing GTA IV. Yeah...happy Valentine's Day, everybody! :O
i am trashed and i don't care abo0ut lack of valentine this girl fro0m woirk invited me to some club and she's hot and stuff but it doesn't matter. i'm with my friends and we're doing cool shit like we're gonna larp soon and hilarity wilkl ensue
what an unreadable post i should not giant bomb while fucked up.
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god bless valentine's day.
The irony of me being valentineless today was that I missed the chance of being valentined when I forgot to charge my phone last night, madly overslept, put my phone on to charge, forget about it, come back at 7pm with a message from a girl asking me to meet her at 1pm that very day. Never mind, i'm a prick anyway.
Just think, at this very moment dudes all over the nation are having sex right now. Except for YOU!
That's pretty much Valentine's Day. Or maybe there are so many people who are having the same bad luck that on Valentine's Day, there are very few people actually getting laid! It's a fuckin' conundrum!
"That boat is cold and empty. And yeah!"
I loved this phrase , it is extremely poetic
"jakob187 said:Whats wrong with a little wam bam thank you mam?"Who wants a Valentine?!?! Here's an itemized list of why Valentine's are BAD:seems to me like you have more of a problem with the actual valentines and activities then the day it self.....""
- They're expensive, and it's all so you can just fuck him/her
- Restaurants are PACKED, and usually the people are extremely rude
- Rose petals on the floor/bed/etc are messy and someone's gotta clean it later
- You are expected to act OVERLY affectionate...rather than just being affectionate ALL THE TIME anyways
- Roses smell horrible, and they aren't cheap
- Chalky candy
- The candy that isn't chalky is usually melted and cheaper the day after
- You're killing trees to say stupid shit on a card when you could just say it in person
I could keep going, but I think you guys get the point.
I just called up my old friend Ashley, had her come over, and we fucked like rabbits. Then I went to work.
This is probably because the last valentine i had was when i was 16 but valentines day blows. Not only is it extremely busy for me but it costs me a lot of money id rather not spend just for a kiss on the cheek.
"WilliamRLBaker said:I agree with this statement."As For that i dont think most people are that way or that most boyfriends are making up for being shitty the rest of the year."Come to Texas. = / There's a reason there's so many songs about infidelity by artists from this state. lol"
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