So..who else is Valentineless this Valentine's Day?

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#1  Edited By Jolly_Lolly
*raises hand*

Yep, this is the first year I haven't gone out on VD, and it feels damned good. No trying to "impress" a girl you barely know, spending sometimes loads of money on material things, and then in the end merely getting a kiss on the cheek and calling it a night. :\

..Although I am seeing someone next week, which kind of contradicts everything I've just said... but who cares.

Anyone else in the same boat as me? ;)
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#2  Edited By Coltonio7

That boat is cold and empty. And yeah!

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#3  Edited By BoG

...=(

It's not the first time either. Actually, if I had a valentine, that would be a first. 
But hey, I played some TF2 and I might get some homework done if I actually try and do it.
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#4  Edited By fr0br0

I have a valentine, and her name is Yukiko Amagi.

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#5  Edited By hazelnutman

Wait, you can HAVE Valentines?!

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#6  Edited By tekmojo
Meanwhile in 270 A.D....

The boys then sliced the goat's hide into strips, dipped them in the sacrificial blood and took to the streets, gently slapping both women and fields of crops with the goathide strips. Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed being touched with the hides because it was believed the strips would make them more fertile in the coming year. 

Anyone have a time machine?
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#7  Edited By Origina1Penguin

word

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#8  Edited By zitosilva

I have one, but we don't celebrate valentine's day over here, so it's just usual as ever.

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#9  Edited By bekern

Mine decided that he'd rather hang out with his friends before leaving for work, so I'm stuck here babysitting. Lame :/.

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#10  Edited By Jayge_
bekern said:
"Mine decided that he'd rather hang out with his friends before leaving for work, so I'm stuck here babysitting. Lame :/."
Now that's cold.
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#11  Edited By SmugDarkLoser

his names jayge...

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#12  Edited By DuhQbnSiLo

Don't got one but im laying low this month so i don't mind

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#13  Edited By GamespotNoMore

man bekern, that is low...no girl should have to go through that......anyway it's a great day to be single and go to the bars tonight...there will be tons of single ladies out tonight, and some of them are not insane/desparate lonely, and some of the men aren't fat/lazy/still live with their parents/and some have actual jobs

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#14  Edited By Karmum

I would be apart of that list, as well.

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#15  Edited By c1337us
bekern said:
"Mine decided that he'd rather hang out with his friends before leaving for work, so I'm stuck here babysitting. Lame :/."
Ouch. I went see the rugby on valentines. None of them femalian creatures in sight... Actually there were but they didnt like me staring. 
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#16  Edited By bekern
GamespotNoMore said:
"man bekern, that is low...no girl should have to go through that......anyway it's a great day to be single and go to the bars tonight...there will be tons of single ladies out tonight, and some of them are not insane/desparate lonely, and some of the men aren't fat/lazy/still live with their parents/and some have actual jobs"
Yeah me and him have never made that big deal about Valentine's day, but c'mon I'd like to at least see him. I decided I'm going to keep his present for myself :P.
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#17  Edited By Icemael

Don't have one, never had one.

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#18  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
Icemael said:
"Don't have one, never had one."
please dont say your like 30 years old ........
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#19  Edited By Optiow

I am alone.
But does I mind?
nay sez I!

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#20  Edited By RetroIce4
tekmojo said:
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Meanwhile in 270 A.D....

The boys then sliced the goat's hide into strips, dipped them in the sacrificial blood and took to the streets, gently slapping both women and fields of crops with the goathide strips. Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed being touched with the hides because it was believed the strips would make them more fertile in the coming year. 

Anyone have a time machine?
"
Wow... I lulz'd
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#21  Edited By Proto

I hate being alone during valentine's day. Fortunately for me I'm not alone anymore :D
My girl friend is gonna come over after work and she's gonna watch a movie with me.

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#22  Edited By clarke0

That would be me. I hate Valentines Day.

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#23  Edited By shadows_kill

nopes but hey only 15 so i got time  :)

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#24  Edited By ZombiePie

Happy Singles Awareness Day (Feb. 15)!

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#25  Edited By FrankCanada97

I wanted to have one but I was to timid

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#27  Edited By jakob187

Who wants a Valentine?!?!  Here's an itemized list of why Valentine's are BAD:

  1. They're expensive, and it's all so you can just fuck him/her
  2. Restaurants are PACKED, and usually the people are extremely rude
  3. Rose petals on the floor/bed/etc are messy and someone's gotta clean it later
  4. You are expected to act OVERLY affectionate...rather than just being affectionate ALL THE TIME anyways
  5. Roses smell horrible, and they aren't cheap
  6. Chalky candy
  7. The candy that isn't chalky is usually melted and cheaper the day after
  8. You're killing trees to say stupid shit on a card when you could just say it in person
I could keep going, but I think you guys get the point.

I just called up my old friend Ashley, had her come over, and we fucked like rabbits.  Then I went to work.
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#28  Edited By Black_Rose

I guess you can count me, my gf also hates Valentines and the whole idea of it so this is just another saturday night for me.

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#29  Edited By Absurd

Yeah, I'm alone, Feels gewd meng

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#30  Edited By WilliamRLBaker
jakob187 said:
"Who wants a Valentine?!?!  Here's an itemized list of why Valentine's are BAD:
  1. They're expensive, and it's all so you can just fuck him/her
  2. Restaurants are PACKED, and usually the people are extremely rude
  3. Rose petals on the floor/bed/etc are messy and someone's gotta clean it later
  4. You are expected to act OVERLY affectionate...rather than just being affectionate ALL THE TIME anyways
  5. Roses smell horrible, and they aren't cheap
  6. Chalky candy
  7. The candy that isn't chalky is usually melted and cheaper the day after
  8. You're killing trees to say stupid shit on a card when you could just say it in person
I could keep going, but I think you guys get the point.

I just called up my old friend Ashley, had her come over, and we fucked like rabbits.  Then I went to work.
"
seems to me like you have more of a problem with the actual valentines and activities then the day it self.....
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#31  Edited By SoothsayerGB

My mom says I can be her Valentine. That count?

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#32  Edited By jakob187
WilliamRLBaker said:
"seems to me like you have more of a problem with the actual valentines and activities then the day it self....."
But that's what the day is there for.  That's the point.  I totally understand what you are saying, and for once...I'm actually talking to you without being a son of a bitch (I know, it's weird, so let's just keep this to being a one-day thing).  However, Valentine's Day is just a dumb excuse for shitty boyfriends to try and make up for how shitty they are.  Meanwhile, it punishes those who aren't hitched or dating someone by making them look like losers.

The fact is, though...some of us don't want a relationship.  Me, personally...I know I don't.  Why would I?  Hell, I'm not that great of a boyfriend to start, so I'm saving any chick that would consider it a lot of trouble!  lol

So...yeah, that's that.  V-Day is bullshit, like it is said every year for the rest of eternity.  It's better to just be caring for the whole year then it is for one day and then keep fucking up for 364 other days.
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#33  Edited By WilliamRLBaker
jakob187 said:
"WilliamRLBaker said:
"seems to me like you have more of a problem with the actual valentines and activities then the day it self....."
But that's what the day is there for.  That's the point.  I totally understand what you are saying, and for once...I'm actually talking to you without being a son of a bitch (I know, it's weird, so let's just keep this to being a one-day thing).  However, Valentine's Day is just a dumb excuse for shitty boyfriends to try and make up for how shitty they are.  Meanwhile, it punishes those who aren't hitched or dating someone by making them look like losers.

The fact is, though...some of us don't want a relationship.  Me, personally...I know I don't.  Why would I?  Hell, I'm not that great of a boyfriend to start, so I'm saving any chick that would consider it a lot of trouble!  lol

So...yeah, that's that.  V-Day is bullshit, like it is said every year for the rest of eternity.  It's better to just be caring for the whole year then it is for one day and then keep fucking up for 364 other days.
"
Hey I never really cared how you acted towards me i dont take the net as sirious bizness, but id rather people act good one day out of the year cause really no ones perfect and cant be good every other day, As For that i dont think most people are that way or that most boyfriends are making up for being shitty the rest of the year.
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#34  Edited By jakob187
WilliamRLBaker said:
"As For that i dont think most people are that way or that most boyfriends are making up for being shitty the rest of the year."
Come to Texas.  =  /  There's a reason there's so many songs about infidelity by artists from this state.  lol
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#35  Edited By Sephiroth9997

=,(

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#36  Edited By WilliamRLBaker
jakob187 said:
"WilliamRLBaker said:
"As For that i dont think most people are that way or that most boyfriends are making up for being shitty the rest of the year."
Come to Texas.  =  /  There's a reason there's so many songs about infidelity by artists from this state.  lol"
I've been there, had a girl friend that lived there long long ago i dont remember what happend between us...either she cheated on me or we just broke up.  But yeah it seems more like its Country music in general that has lots of songs bout infideltiy...its either love making, god, or infidelity.
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#37  Edited By Ubergeist

Same here, but no big deal. The day is over and my wallet is still slighty fat.

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#38  Edited By Win
*puts up hand*
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#39  Edited By BiggerBomb

I haven't had a valentine for two years running. I spent tonight watching The Dark Knight and playing GTA IV. Yeah...happy Valentine's Day, everybody! :O

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#40  Edited By BoG
jakob187 said:
"I just called up my old friend Ashley, had her come over, and we fucked like rabbits.  Then I went to work.
"
Now that's what I call a Valentines day.
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#41  Edited By rexualhealing

i am trashed and i don't care abo0ut lack of valentine this girl fro0m woirk invited me to some club and she's hot and stuff but it doesn't matter. i'm with my friends and we're doing cool shit like we're gonna larp soon and hilarity wilkl ensue

what an unreadable post i should not giant bomb while fucked up.
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god bless valentine's day.

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#42  Edited By HandsomeDead

The irony of me being valentineless today was that I missed the chance of being valentined when I forgot to charge my phone last night, madly overslept, put my phone on to charge, forget about it, come back at 7pm with a message from a girl asking me to meet her at 1pm that very day. Never mind, i'm a prick anyway.

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#43  Edited By Bulldog19892

Just think, at this very moment dudes all over the nation are having sex right now. Except for YOU!

That's pretty much Valentine's Day. Or maybe there are so many people who are having the same bad luck that on Valentine's Day, there are very few people actually getting laid! It's a fuckin' conundrum!

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#44  Edited By daniel_beck_90
Coltonio7 said:
"That boat is cold and empty. And yeah!"

I loved this phrase , it is extremely poetic

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#45  Edited By Systech
Coltonio7 said:
"That boat is cold and empty. And yeah!"
That's not true. I thought I was your Valentine, man.
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#46  Edited By dsplayer1010

I missed my chance and am regretting it.

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#47  Edited By Gunner
WilliamRLBaker said:
"jakob187 said:
"Who wants a Valentine?!?!  Here's an itemized list of why Valentine's are BAD:
  1. They're expensive, and it's all so you can just fuck him/her
  2. Restaurants are PACKED, and usually the people are extremely rude
  3. Rose petals on the floor/bed/etc are messy and someone's gotta clean it later
  4. You are expected to act OVERLY affectionate...rather than just being affectionate ALL THE TIME anyways
  5. Roses smell horrible, and they aren't cheap
  6. Chalky candy
  7. The candy that isn't chalky is usually melted and cheaper the day after
  8. You're killing trees to say stupid shit on a card when you could just say it in person
I could keep going, but I think you guys get the point.

I just called up my old friend Ashley, had her come over, and we fucked like rabbits.  Then I went to work.
"
seems to me like you have more of a problem with the actual valentines and activities then the day it self....."
Whats wrong with a little wam bam thank you mam?

This is probably because the last valentine i had was when i was 16 but valentines day blows. Not only is it extremely busy for me but it costs me a lot of money id rather not spend just for a kiss on the cheek.
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#48  Edited By bulletclip6

my hand is the only valentine i need.

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#49  Edited By Gunner
bulletclip6 said:
"my hand is the only valentine i need."
[+1]
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#50  Edited By wefwefasdf
jakob187 said:
"WilliamRLBaker said:
"As For that i dont think most people are that way or that most boyfriends are making up for being shitty the rest of the year."
Come to Texas.  =  /  There's a reason there's so many songs about infidelity by artists from this state.  lol"
I agree with this statement.