okay for you are stuck on a island, with a infinite amount of sliced bread(wheat or white, you choose for me i would pick Wheat)... and you can only have 1 choice of meat to go along with that bread for the rest of your life your choice?
my choice Turkey.. no other reason, just that it is my favorite thing to have on a sandwich plain. your choice?
Stuck on a island and you have 1 choice between.
Honey baked ham, not because it's my favorite thing to put on a sandwich, but because it would mean infinite ham
wheat bread (for more nutrition) with ground hamburger meat that is 50% sirlion and 50% ground chuck.
Since this island has infinite bread and one kind of meat I can only assume that Jesus is on the island as well. If that's true then the rapture has occurred and since I'm not christian I can only assume that I am one of the billions of people who are left to face Armageddon. So I figure it doesn't really matter what kind of bread or meat I choose since I'm soon going to be facing down the four horsemen of the motherfucking apocalypse.
...I guess I'll pick ham and sourdough bread.
I would have a hard salami to put on the bread but instead I would save up the salami and build a boat and eventually escape the island. Salami seems like a structurally sound meat to build a boat I dunno?
White because I'm racist and Ham because I'm racist and like to stick it to the Jews every chance I can.
I would enslave the bread and have them build me boat that is fueled by burning meat Scrapple ( what other use is there for pig feet) then get back home and eat from a plethora of meats and laugh at you fools. Week old bagels for bread because they are the hardest buoyant substance known to man.
would non-skeletal muscles tissues apply like liver? it's revolting but tremendously nutrient dense tissue.
Honey baked ham, not because it's my favorite thing to put on a sandwich, but because it would mean infinite hamI agree with this post
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