Stupid Things You Have Done?

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#1  Edited By The_A_Drain

As the old saying goes, everybody does stupid things. Now it's my turn, after months of bullying, being forced to do tasks not even close to my job description, and having to deal with company policies that are in no way helpfull to either me, or the customer I have walked out on my job. Meaning I will have to live on my overdraft for 7 weeks until my student loan comes through, I figured whats another £900 of debt to add to my student detbs...

For better or for worse it's done now.

What stupid things have you done in your lifetime? And how badly did they affect you?

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#2  Edited By Shawn

Welcome to Giantbomb!

and I've done alot of stupid things, like not doing legal stuff >_>

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#3  Edited By Arkthemaniac

I got into multiple arguments defending the Wii on these very forums, when there's just no point. Also, I ran out in front of a police car, almost getting hit. That was dumb.

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#4  Edited By The_A_Drain

Thanks for the Welcom Shaun :D I almost didnt realise this was my first post here :P

Arkthemaniac:

I defended the Wii to a point back at GS, I just gave up though, too much stress :P

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#5  Edited By SonicBomb

Hola. I done lots of stupefied things, Like jumping off a house.

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#6  Edited By Nude_Dude

You didn't realize this was your first....post? Welcome, anyway.

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#7  Edited By Arkthemaniac
The_A_Drain said:
Arkthemaniac:

I defended the Wii to a point back at GS, I just gave up though, too much stress :P"

It's not stressful. I actually like doing it, because it keeps me sharp and witty. I just can't stand people not making any sense. Well, Mark Twain said it best. I won't say the quote, because I'll get flamed.
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#8  Edited By vibratingdonkey

Nothing that had any real impact on my life. I destroyed a wheelchair wearing clogs once. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Also I killed a guy.

SonicBomb said:

"Hola. I done lots of stupefied things, Like jumping off a house."
Were you a golden god?
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#9  Edited By The_A_Drain

"Also I killed a guy."

Nothing too serious then eh? :P

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#10  Edited By SonicBomb
VibratingDonkey said:
"Nothing that had any real impact on my life. I destroyed a wheelchair wearing clogs once. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Also I killed a guy.

SonicBomb said:
"Hola. I done lots of stupefied things, Like jumping off a house."
Were you a golden god?"
Nope just lucky.
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#11  Edited By Solid_SnakeXx

I  sold my 60 gb ps3 :(

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#12  Edited By Spacemonger

Smashed my parents car into two other cars (one on the left, one of the right side of the road) while driving 20 km/h, zoned out of my mind on benzodiazepines at 6 in the morning. When one of the owners came out to yell at me, I had to be forcibly held back from not attacking him because I was incredibly pissed that some random guy came and started yelling to me when all this shit happened. (didn't occur to me that he might own one of the cars)

Oh, and by the way, I only got 200 metres from my parents' house.

'course, I admit to my mistakes, and am currently paying off around 10,000 euro for damages.

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#13  Edited By Solid_SnakeXx
Spacemonger said:
"Smashed my parents car into two other cars (one on the left, one of the right side of the road) while driving 20 km/h, zoned out of my mind on benzodiazepines at 6 in the morning. When one of the owners came out to yell at me, I had to be forcibly held back from not attacking him because I was incredibly pissed that some random guy came and started yelling to me when all this shit happened. (didn't occur to me that he might own one of the cars)

Oh, and by the way, I only got 200 metres from my parents' house."
Epic fail right here^
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#14  Edited By The_A_Drain

Woah thats pretty bad.

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#15  Edited By SonicBomb
The_A_Drain said:
""Also I killed a guy."

Nothing too serious then eh? :P
"
Really? >__>
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#16  Edited By Nude_Dude
SonicBomb said:
"The_A_Drain said:
""Also I killed a guy."

Nothing too serious then eh? :P
"
Really? >__>"
Oh, you just killed a guy. Carry on, people.
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#17  Edited By Fax

I told everyone I was gay.

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#18  Edited By joey

I killed a guy with a trident.

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#19  Edited By Jayge_

I was trying to find some way to help my sleep deprivation two years ago and accidentally took two of the sleeping pills they made me try out instead of my normal allergy meds. School went *very* well that day.

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#20  Edited By Just_Insane

there are some pretty stupid stuff going on with GB people...
the worst i've done is.......shatter a toilet......i fell on it......i got an award for it too.....

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#21  Edited By Virago

Things I've said to people in a foreign language (translated back to english):

1. My Italians is bad
2. *points to a bottle of Grappe* Who is this?
3. Can i have a cannolis?
4. He said spoons, please. (instead of ten)
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#22  Edited By BiggerBomb

In 9th grade biology class we were using microscopes for something and when we were finished using them we were supposed to unplug them. For whatever reason I had washed my hands and forgot to completely dry them. I grabbed the wire and ZAP!

I flew a few feet back and my arm completely spazzed up into the air. It was twitching for the rest of the day.

Hurts like a bitch.

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#23  Edited By OmegaPirate

I got really drunk - put my penis in a hotdog bun and whacked it with a pan as hard as i could - ended up pretty damn hurt

Of course the drunk spectators went wild an proceeded to chase me with a burning firey spatula - i cried

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#24  Edited By BiggerBomb
OmegaPirate said:
"I got really drunk - put my penis in a hotdog bun and whacked it with a pan as hard as i could - ended up pretty damn hurt

Of course the drunk spectators went wild an proceeded to chase me with a burning firey spatula - i cried"

...
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#25  Edited By jkmetal

Never ask for written directions. Cannot tell you how many times I've fucked myself over with that one. Again and again.

Last minuting at least half of my college work. Bad.

Letting a shaq rookie card go through the wash. That hurt.



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#26  Edited By silentfox123

I have done alot of stupid things.

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#27  Edited By Subway

When I was like five I was walking around my caldesack, and I really had to piss, so I just did it on some dudes sidewalk, it ended up he was watching me. When he asked where I lived I pointed at my friends house and ran away ahaha.

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#28  Edited By DiscoLights

drink and drive.



not one of my shining moments
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#29  Edited By Black_Rose

i jumped off the stage during a gig with my band, i thought it was gonna be cool like all those rock stars do, but someone's head hit me in the balls...i couldn't stand up for the rest of the evening

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#30  Edited By The_A_Drain

ikmetal:

I did all my college work last minute, still got 100% of marks on my media work though :P

But washing a Shaq rookie card dayam, that's gotta be worse than washing your memory stick or phone right? I dont know much about basketball cards.

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#31  Edited By VyyyE

Go to every place where it's basically holding a sign "Trespassing, Call the Pigglets!". *sigh*

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#32  Edited By peaceful_anger

Drank a whole family size bottle of Robitussin (robotrip). I do NOT recommend this.....TRUST me!!! Probably the dumbest thing I've ever done.

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#33  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

A lot of things come to mind I think the most epic though was one of the two times I walked into a lamp post. They hurt more than the cartoons would have you believe.

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#34  Edited By Grimm

Tried to help some people one time while under the influence...

They were throwing double edged axes at a board. I just wanted to help them by
collecting the thrown axes and bring 'em back.

Lucky for me that dude missed the board with his second throw.

I was later evicted from the premises for leaning against an "Urine-free zone"
sign while taking a piss.

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#35  Edited By ItalyCanadian9

Posting in this thread. >_>