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#1  Edited By SuperMooseman

My fellow Americans -
My name is SuperMooseman, I'm running for president, with Sweep as my VP. Let's get down to business and list my policies and promises:

  • Nuke all enemy countries.
  • Put less money in education and health care.
  • More taxes for everyone.
  • Everyone carried around by robot turtles.
  • The eradication of constipation.
  • Potatoes are now illegal.
  • There's no age limit
  • Everyone is taught Street Fighter 2 combos in primary school.
  • Barrel rolls are now illegal.
  • Death if you mispel any word.

I know what you're thinking. "Why don't we have a mascot?". I say "keep reading, jerk". Our mascot is a picture of Matt_Bodega fighting a grizzly bear, using only another grizzly bear. He will be bearing y-fronts with "Gunter" written on them. Children are required to study this picture in all levels of education for at least one hour per half hour.

Our national anthem will go as follows:
"SuperMooseman and Sweep
We love you so
We wish we could be like you
Because you're our heroes."


WE INTERRUPT THIS THREAD TO REPORT SOME BREAKING NEWS!
Obama and McCain have both been murdered. The killers are currently unknown, but one is believed to have antlers, and the other sweeps a lot.
WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR NORMAL SCHEDULED THREAD!

Let's learn more about the people running:
"SUPERMOOSEMAN - I'm a moose, but don't tell anyone!"
"SWEEP -
SELF PROCLAIMED HYPNOSACK"

Thank you for taking the time to read our thread. If you would like to sign up for our party, or just wish to support us, make your voice heard! Logos and banners welcomed with open arms.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go clean the blood off my hands.
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#2  Edited By Foil1212

1) What about potato chips and french fries?
2) Are you old enough to run? I think you need to be 34.

I'll vote ;)

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#3  Edited By Disgaeamad

You've got my vote!

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#4  Edited By sweep  Moderator

I'm black on the inside. Does that qualify us for a sympathy vote? I dont really understand American politics...

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#5  Edited By Shawn

*votes*

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#6  Edited By WallacetheGreat

*votes*

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#7  Edited By krazychris

If I were American (and of voting age) then I'd vote for you.

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#8  Edited By Lies

I would vote for a Sweep|Mooseman ticket, but not a Mooseman|Sweep ticket >_<

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#9  Edited By brukaoru

Good luck to both of you! I think you have a good chance of winning!

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#10  Edited By Foil1212

But you're calling Americans, not citizens of the Municipality of Moosevania.  And how do you become a citizen? Where do you move to?

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#11  Edited By sweep  Moderator

Foil asks too many questions.

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

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#12  Edited By tokyochicken

Sweep is VP? Fuck yeah I'll vote for you guys!

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#13  Edited By Shawn
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#14  Edited By Black_Rose

Nuh-uh.

Black_Rose | Dualreaver '08

For great justice.

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#15  Edited By Karmum
WARNING! A CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED!











Karmum|Karmum

Who needs two leaders? YOU WILL LISTEN TO ONE, DAMNIT.

  • More money goes to me.
  • See above. Less money for you.
  • Everyone carried around by robot tortoises.
  • The word "Sweep" is now illegal.
  • Moose are now illegal.
  • There is no government, except Karmum.
  • Everyone is taught Street Fighter 1 combos at birth.
  • Barrel rolls are required.
  • Death if you are a moose, or sweep.
  • You cannot make any reference to Sponge Gloves.
  • Everything is Shawn's fault, because of Sponge Gloves.
  • Baltimore Ravens suck.
  • It is required to yell at Shawn in reference to Gears of War.
  • I can nuke my town, or nuke the world. Yes, I'm fucking serious.

Slogan:

"Who needs to leaders? More power, less people! You do the math!"

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#16  Edited By Karmum
SuperMooseman said:
"What's that smell? Ah, it's the whiff of EPIC FAIL.
Shawn, deal with Karmum."
Shawn needs to tend to his sponge gloves, he is in no form of dealing with me.
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#17  Edited By Shawn

EXECUTIONER ATTACK!

-900 Hit points Karmum

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#18  Edited By brukaoru

This thread is full of win.

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#19  Edited By Karmum
Shawn said:
"EXECUTIONER ATTACK!

-900 Hit points Karmum"
Attack failed, invisible shields and ninja bodyguards.
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#20  Edited By BiggerBomb

That...*wipes tear from face*

That was beautiful. But fuck you, no!

OBAMA '08! OBAMA '08! OBAMA '08!

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#21  Edited By BiggerBomb
Karmum said:
"
WARNING! A CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED!











Karmum|Karmum

Who needs two leaders? YOU WILL LISTEN TO ONE, DAMNIT.

  • More money goes to me.
  • See above. Less money for you.
  • Everyone carried around by robot tortoises.
  • The word "Sweep" is now illegal.
  • Moose are now illegal.
  • There is no government, except Karmum.
  • Everyone is taught Street Fighter 1 combos at birth.
  • Barrel rolls are required.
  • Death if you are a moose, or sweep.
  • You cannot make any reference to Sponge Gloves.  <------- 1.
  • Everything is Shawn's fault, because of Sponge Gloves.  <-------2.
  • Baltimore Ravens suck.
  • It is required to yell at Shawn in reference to Gears of War.
  • I can nuke my town, or nuke the world. Yes, I'm fucking serious.

Slogan:

"Who needs to leaders? More power, less people! You do the math!"

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olololololol

u jus mentoned sponge glovs twise

EEEEEPPPPPIIIIIC fayl
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#22  Edited By sweep  Moderator
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#23  Edited By Foil1212

I don't want to vote for you anymore because you haven't answered all my questions and you banned all potatos.  I like my sweet potatos and fries!

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#24  Edited By PureRok

Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

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#25  Edited By BiggerBomb
PureRok said:
"Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina."

I'm voting for this guy.
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#26  Edited By Foil1212

I'm just thinking about how bad the world would be without potatoes.  Fuck it, I'm voting Obama before I vote moose/sweep!

Things lost without potatoes:
Potato Vodka
Sweet Potatoes
Mashed Potatoes
Potato Chips
French Fries
Everything good from the world
The will to live

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#27  Edited By sweep  Moderator

But the poster foil, THE POSTER!

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#28  Edited By OGCartman

I'll vote!

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#29  Edited By Foil1212
Sweep said:
"But the poster foil, THE POSTER!"
No poster could overtake my love of potatoes.
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#30  Edited By krazychris

After seeing the competition all of you guys are gonna have some sort of kick ass propaganda to make me blindly follow you to the end of the earth.

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#31  Edited By Vaxadrin

I only vote for people with Pokemon avatars.

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#32  Edited By crunchUK

fuck this im emigrating to do a barrel roll

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#33  Edited By Giantkitty

Can I be your secretereh of kittehs? I'll handle the string and upholstery industry. But more importantly, I'll be a good distraction:

Reporter: ... Won't that put us billions into debt?

SuperMooseman: I have a kitty.

Reporter: Awwww, can I pet it?

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#34  Edited By sweep  Moderator
Giantkitty said:
"Can I be your secretereh of kittehs? I'll handle the string and upholstery industry. But more importantly, I'll be a good distraction:

Reporter: ... Won't that put us billions into debt?

SuperMooseman: I have a kitty.

Reporter: Awwww, can I pet it?"
When can you start?
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#35  Edited By thanatos990

You got my vote, and Im from Idaho, Sir you offically have Idaho's vote

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#36  Edited By thanatos990
PureRok said:
"Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina."
Vaginers r scarry, you never know whats in them
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#37  Edited By Giantkitty
Sweep said:
"Giantkitty said:
"Can I be your secretereh of kittehs? I'll handle the string and upholstery industry. But more importantly, I'll be a good distraction:

Reporter: ... Won't that put us billions into debt?

SuperMooseman: I have a kitty.

Reporter: Awwww, can I pet it?"
When can you start?"
As soon as someone puts in a pet door, I can come in
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#38  Edited By Jonnyis

got my vote ;-)