Surprising reasons why men dump women.

Okay, after reading these. I have to admit, some of them are pretty hilarious.
 
Here is the link for some lulz.
 
My favourite maybe 10, or 32. 
 
Have you ever broke up with someone for some obscure reason? Or has anyone broke up with you for an obscure reason?

Not really a strange reason, but I dated a girl for about a week and ended it because she was too clingy. No idea why I went out with her in the first place.

man hands

I broke up with a girl for using the word "like" too frequently. Wild in the sack, but monumentally stupid.

24 
 
She slept while we were watching the first Ghostbusters.  Whore.

My longest relationship with a woman lasted three dates, but I can see the reasoning behind just about all of those listed :p

" 24  She slept while we were watching the first Ghostbusters.  Whore. "

Like Cosmo but for dudes this is.

 32. “I am chaotically messy and I lived in constant fear that she’d try to tidy up under the bed. I don’t know what’s under there, but whatever it is I didn’t want her finding it.”     

Pretty funny. I'd get pretty angry if someone tried to organize my dvd collection too. Can't anyone see it already is organized, and that I know where everything is?

 15. “She was funnier than me.”
 
That's so emasculating. Not like I'd know from experience. lol

" man hands "

" @Red12b: hahahha. You live in fear too don't you? "

Okay, some of my favorite ones:
 

10. “She ironed my boxer shorts.”

13. “She pointed out that I’d put on weight.”
 
17. “I was on a mate’s stag weekend and got back to find that my girlfriend had re-organised all my DVDs. That was pretty much my sole reason for ending it, and I haven’t regretted it.” 

31. “Her mum friended me on Facebook. The only way I could get around the friend request was to dump my girlfriend.”

That guy looks so British.

I worked at a restaurant that played country music and a song came on talking about 2 people not getting along and calling it quits.  I called her from work and broke up.

" @ZanzibarBreeze:  Wut about... no eyebrows? They're even right? "

Eh, I think I can beat it: I dumped a girl once just so I had some type of excuse to wage war against her kingdom.

" That guy looks so British. "

" Eh, I think I can beat it: I dumped a girl once just so I had some type of excuse to wage war against her kingdom. "

 "She had actual conversations with her cat while I was there"
Yeah I think I'd dump her crazy ass too!

" @ZanzibarBreeze: Sounds like a Disney movie. Maybe you should option the movie rights. "

this was a joke site right, cause 90% of these reasons are absurd...

31 is great
don't want to be friends on facebook with your girls mom

"I have Never had a girlfriend before unfortunately. "

Firstly, responses to the article:

" @ZanzibarBreeze:   By my count (through an online word counter), it's 500. Therefore, I win. And that evil woman you met can't compare to the girl I dated. Can you believe that she refused to put out? "

" Okay, some of my favorite ones:
 

10. “She ironed my boxer shorts.”

Yo, fuck her. How dare she.
 

13. “She pointed out that I’d put on weight.”
 
17. “I was on a mate’s stag weekend and got back to find that my girlfriend had re-organised all my DVDs. That was pretty much my sole reason for ending it, and I haven’t regretted it.” 

 
Unacceptable.
 

31. “Her mum friended me on Facebook. The only way I could get around the friend request was to dump my girlfriend.”

Half of those things that are on there I like - snuggly pillows, soft toys on bed, jogging hot pants. Pink phone is kinda cute.  Uneven eyebrows - not on the list, but a major problem for me. Also, eating habits. Basically, every bad thing a girlfriend has ever done on Seinfeld. "

Umm, i think these are just surface things to bigger issues underneath.
 
like, your not going to say "men dump women because they dont eat the curry guys make because they are on a diet"
 
It was just like one dudes situation where the chick was ungrateful in his eyes.
 
So yeh anyway keep up the good work posting msn articles :\

" @Rowr:  I posted it because some of the results were funny. I do apologize. "

I realized she had made the rounds with some friends of mine....

" I realized she had made the rounds with some friends of mine.... "