Syfy's Sharktopus (I swear I'm not making this crap up.)

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#1  Edited By CyborgNixon

Just when you thought syfy's jaws/aliens ripoffs couldn't gen any worse or funnier, this is coming out. I'm not quite sure if it's the work of an insane person or a total genius. Plus it has Eric Roberts.


  

  
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#2  Edited By WoodenPlatypus

I just want to say. 
That animal is fucking brilliant :D 
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#3  Edited By The_Laughing_Man

Any Sci-fi original movie is garbage. They all suck massively. 

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#4  Edited By CyborgNixon

When the people who were creating CGI back in the day, I wonder if they ever thought that people would use it to create stuff like this.
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#5  Edited By ryanwho

When will mankind learn. You cannot control the sharktopus.

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#6  Edited By TheGreatGuero

Wowwwwww.

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#7  Edited By KillEm_Dafoe

Holy fuck...Syfy's incessant merging of two aquatic creatures into a "film" never fails to shock me. I love how after all these years of Syfy making movies, their special effects have not gotten any better, even though decent effects should be pretty cheap these days. I've seen fucking YouTube videos with better production values than this shit. 

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#8  Edited By CyborgNixon

Atleast in Jaws you were safe out of the water, but the sharktopus can walk on land!
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#9  Edited By HandsomeDead

When it's intentionally ironic, it's not ironic. 
 
EDIT: Wait, Eric Roberts? Sold!

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#10  Edited By TheMustacheHero
@CyborgNixon said:
" When the people who were creating CGI back in the day, I wonder if they ever thought that people would use it to create stuff like this. "
Oh come on, they had to have!
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#11  Edited By Smokay

I dont what you guys are talking about this is the greatest thing ever

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#12  Edited By CyborgNixon
@TheMustacheHero:
Guy #1- This technology will revolutionize the film industry for the better! 
Guy #2- Yes it shall! 
Guy #3-What if sometime in the future, someone uses our technology to create bad movies, like a shark and octopus combined into some sort of SHARTOPUS!!!! 
Guy #1- Now you're just being ridiculous! 
Guy #2- Yeah, like that would ever happen!
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#13  Edited By BraveToaster

What the fuck?

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#14  Edited By peepeepoopoo696

Looks terrible.

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#15  Edited By CyborgNixon

It's like a horrible car accicident. I can't stop looking or thinking about it.
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#17  Edited By Hailinel

And this is what happens when you give Roger Corman access to CG special effects.  Why does this surprise anyone?

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AHAHAHAHAHA.   Looks like a great laugh.

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#19  Edited By adoggz

these guys have no idea what they are doing. when I think of a sharktopus I think of an octopus with sharks for tentacles.

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#20  Edited By TimeWaffle

so is this the sequel to mega shark vs giant octopus

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#21  Edited By ajamafalous

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#22  Edited By Ravenousrattler

syfy channel, doing its part to keep people employed

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#23  Edited By animateria

Funny trailer...
 
Let's hope it stays that way.
 
 
As a trailer I mean.

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#24  Edited By CyborgNixon

If they're willing to make this, syfy might actually make manbearpig the movie.
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#25  Edited By iKANNIBAL

SyFy rules, and what happened to Sci fi? why the name change 

I grew up on their Cheesy low budget Sci-fi horror flicks, they make me happy.

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Roger Corman is involved in this? He's still producing campy movies at his age?  Now I'm interested. Dude is responsible for more MST3K movies than I can count on both hands.
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#27  Edited By Bear

Now all they need to do is make a movie that pits Sharktopus against Dinoshark. That would be awesome.
 

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#28  Edited By emkeighcameron

Looks like my ex

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#29  Edited By BionicMonster
@WoodenPlatypus said:
"I just want to say. That animal is fucking brilliant :D  "

And I completly trust you as an authority on that.
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#30  Edited By CyborgNixon
@Bear:
"we gonna need a bigger chopper". Where or where have I heard something like that before...
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#31  Edited By penguindust
 My aunt won an Oscar, my dad made Sharktopus
 My aunt won an Oscar, my dad made Sharktopus
I heard there is a movie starring Debbie Gibson and Tiffany coming from SyFy Channel, too called "Megapython vs Gatoroid". SOURCE They really are keeping kids from the 80's out of foreclosure.  Honestly, I think SyFy is doing this with the intention of making bad movies, but usually it's the movies which were supposed to be good but turn out so horrible that they're hysterical that have lasting value.  
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#32  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

This really made me laugh, brilliant stuff.

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#33  Edited By Osaladin

I'm surprised at how funny that was.

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#34  Edited By TheGreatGuero

I really need to start watching the SyFy channel.

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#35  Edited By Ryax
@WoodenPlatypus said:
" I just want to say. That animal is fucking brilliant :D  "
i actually think thats an awesome animal too.  but unfortunately syfy executes everything extremely poorly
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#36  Edited By Lemoncookie01

Syfy needs to be shut down.

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#37  Edited By JJWeatherman

Better: 
  

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#38  Edited By CharkeeFarlee

Oh.... god...

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#39  Edited By Zoidberg

I love me some SyFy Original Movies.

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#40  Edited By WoodenPlatypus

These movies (the youtube clips) are hilarious. Especially the giant shark eating the plane :P 
I wonder if they have little cards with names of animals all over the world and put them in a hat and pull two out. 
Imagine some of the creations... 
MonkeyOctopus! 
The terrifying CrabSnail! 
 
Just a few I would like to see. I think this calls for a photoshop quest :D
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#41  Edited By luce
@JJWeatherman said:

" Better: 
  

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#42  Edited By Vonocourt

Roger Corman? The Fucking Roger Corman.
 
Awesome.

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#43  Edited By Piglet
@PenguinDust said:

"

 My aunt won an Oscar, my dad made Sharktopus
 My aunt won an Oscar, my dad made Sharktopus
I heard there is a movie starring Debbie Gibson and Tiffany coming from SyFy Channel, too called "Megapython vs Gatoroid". SOURCE They really are keeping kids from the 80's out of foreclosure.  Honestly, I think SyFy is doing this with the intention of making bad movies, but usually it's the movies which were supposed to be good but turn out so horrible that they're hysterical that have lasting value.   "
He actually has an oscar too.  Although it's one for life time achievement, but still...
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Looks like 1995 CGI.

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#45  Edited By DarkGamerOO7

That "film" looks just as ridiculous as Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus which had this seen in it for pitty sakes! 
 
 

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#46  Edited By guiseppe

Awesome :D.

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#47  Edited By jmfinamore
@The_Laughing_Man:  I bet you're the type of person that thinks a fine beer is too bitter or a beautiful woman too uneducated.
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#48  Edited By bed

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#49  Edited By penguindust
@Piglet:   When was that?  I saw an Oscar nomination for Supporting Actor in 1985 for his role in Runaway Train, but I don't see him mentioned on the Wikipedia list of "Honorary Academy Awards"  It's just that this is the first I am hearing of this.
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#50  Edited By JonathanMoore

Yes yes yes yes yes.