The Apocalypse of Choice!

pretty simple really, which apocalypse would you prefer?

- Nuclear war *hahaha FIRE!!! mne Fiireay* (who's the chump now)

- Zombies *ur brains haz flavors* (mnom nom nom)

- Biological war *what about mustard?* (didn't they make a movie about that?)

- Mystical *where did everyone go?* (and why am I naked?)

- Alien Invasion *zomg they're real!* (and why am I naked?)

- A.E. After Earth ^sudden destruction of the earth where there is no actual earth left^ *who farted!?* (when mom said we were moving I didn't expect this)

- Exploding Sun *game set match* (BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!)

- Meteor ^*** ****that ***** has a fat ***^ (guess blowing it up with nuke's didn't help eh?)

- Ozone Depletion *BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!* (where's my suntan lotion, I think I'm going to need it)

- World Collision *wtf was that?* (is that the moon? or is it mars?) ^I know that doesn't work...^

- Black Hole *where's the light switch?* (who turned out the lights?)

- Nuclear accident *told you that power plant wasn't stable* (this isn't Chernobyl is it?)

- Biological accident ^other than zombie possibility^ *I'm going to sue Steven King if it's the last thing I do* (show me to the gas masks)

- Negative Evolution ^the planet goes sterile^ *what's a baby?* (who cares about aids?! I'll never have to worry about having kids again!!!)

- Cannibalism *such a beautiful baby* (let's eat it mnom nom nom)

- Anarchy *hungry? have a piece of your friend.* (is that even possible?)

- Religious ^2nd coming, rise of the devil, nirvana for all, etc...^ *hey jesus lets do shots!* (Fear your master. He who hath the horns.)

- Technological Overadvancement *Ghosts will kill me through my cell phone, which I can't live without* (technology can't hurt us fool!!!) ^that shows how much you know, einstein #hint^

- Sentient Robot Uprising *omg the matrix is real?!!!* (I told you so) ^oh arny you need to save john, snap to^ #terminator reference...

-Mass Suicide *since when was M. Night Shamalan a prophet?* (oh I didn't see that movie yet, how was it?)

-Magic *hey I can finally cast fireballs!* (I smell something burning)

-Crazy Ninja army *naruto is so hottt!* (so? I'm a ninja what's new?)

-Other Army ^clay soldiers, rogue military division, etc...^ *...*(...)

-Inanimate digestion ^your lifeless stuff eats you^ *I thought my sofa tried to eat my once* (but I was on crack)

- Currently Unfathomable ^ The stuff us mere human's can't even imagine yet ^

Taken from bit-tech

-Inanimate digestion ^your lifeless stuff eats you^ *I thought my sofa tried to eat my once* (but I was on crack)
this looks like fun :p

Zombies, I know I played Resident Evil and Dead Rising for a reason.

Lol yeah sorry for the double post , the site was just being slow and it double posted for some reason.

If anyone has any other apocalypse ideas feel free to add them, also add how you would survive your chosen apocalypse!

"Zombies, I know I played Resident Evil and Dead Rising for a reason.
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Oooh, magic. That one would be pretty interesting. Would we all get magic? I hope so.

Oooh, magic. That one would be pretty interesting. Would we all get magic? I hope so.

Sentient robot uprising sounds like the most badass apocalypse ever.

Zombie outbreak, I guess ? It's the only apocalypse scenario, which I have a fairly good chance at survival.

Zombies man! It's mandatory!

"Oooh, magic. That one would be pretty interesting. Would we all get magic? I hope so.
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Personally i'd like to be the one who saves the world from all those potential outcomes...

*messiah complex*

"Zombies, I know I played Resident Evil and Dead Rising for a reason.
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Im going to go with the Large Hadron collider opening up an inter dimensional rift which allows 6-d mutant aliens to come in and eat us all.

zombie apocolipse

-Magic *hey I can finally cast fireballs!* (I smell something burning)

The robot invasion, combined with humans gaining magic, it would be awesome!

Zombies. Well I wanna be in America when it hits. You try finding a decent shooter in the UK.

A time paradox, the results of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that's a worse case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to merely our own galaxy. 

Second coming would likely have the best outcome...well, except for all you heathens ;) but if I had to choose it'd be one you left off your list.  I'm talking about the day that animals across the globe rise up and smite their human oppressors.  The day man become the hunted...