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#1 Posted by AsperGamer (174 posts) -


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#2 Edited by AsperGamer (174 posts) -

So who will you vote for on ELECTION DAY?

Will you go with the main parties with Obama or Romney or will you go small party or even independent? Perhaps you just don't care and won't vote at all?

What about the smaller parties? Who wants to give Roseanne Barr a go at being President? If nothing else, she would be pretty funny. Plus, she openly embraces Socialism, the kind Canada, Britain, New Zealand and Australia do, so that has to be a plus for the rest of the world, right?

If you want to vote for the funniest name, surely President Sheila Tittle has to be the one! Come on, she has the word tit in her name!

It is all a bit of fun and there is no right answer, but let's see who is going to be President of GiantBomb!

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#3 Posted by Jack268 (3370 posts) -

Jeff Boss is a boss name

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#4 Posted by BoFooQ (986 posts) -

I live in florida and most of these people will be on the ballad down here, I use to live in the midwest and usually it would just be rep. and dem. maybe a green party dude.

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#5 Edited by Nightriff (7122 posts) -

FUCK THIS POLL!!! Where is Jeff Gerstmann?! I want my Giant Fuckin Slingshot!!!!

EDIT: And is that THE Roseanne Barr?

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#6 Edited by Levius (1357 posts) -

I'm not American but JEFF BOSS.

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#7 Posted by AsperGamer (174 posts) -

@Nightriff said:

FUCK THIS POLL!!! Where is Jeff Gerstmann?! I want my Giant Fuckin Slingshot!!!!

EDIT: And is that THE Roseanne Barr?

It is THE Roseanne Barr from The Roseanne Barr Show. Apparently, this has been known since January, but whilst channel surfing today I found this out when I saw her interviewed by Sean Hannity on Fox (she was the only reason I didn't continue flicking). Honestly, she seemed pretty sensible to me.

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#8 Edited by ShaggE (8398 posts) -

Jeff Boss has it in the bag. No idea why everyone else is even bothering, honestly. "Ooh, Obama vs. Romney bla bla bla!"... Right, like either of them have captured America's heart like Jeff Boss has.

It's like his campaign slogan probably says: "Jeff Boss. He may or may not stand for something."

Edit: OH GOD, YOU GUYS: http://www.jeffbossforpresident.org/ His site is AMAZING. It's Conspiracy Theorist Website Design 101! I'm amazed there aren't spinning alien head GIFs!

Edit 2: His other site: http://www.bossforsenate.com/ Oh wow, I'm speechless. "THE NSA HAS BUGGED THE NEW OFFICE AND IS TRYING TO KILL ME AT THIS NEW LOCATION." It's... it's a parody, right?

Edit 3: His e-mail is an AOL account! This is my new favorite person!

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#9 Posted by runnah555 (152 posts) -

Voting is important. It's every citizen's duty. But I only vote for winners. That's why I cast my vote after the election.

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#10 Posted by aznjon12 (201 posts) -

Jeff "The Boss" Boss

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#11 Posted by Yanngc33 (4551 posts) -

Jeff Boss is gonna get it done!

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#12 Posted by Firepaw (3053 posts) -

I was going to say that I would only vote for Big Jeffrey, but Jeff Boss easily won me over.

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#13 Posted by MooseyMcMan (12541 posts) -

@ShaggE said:

Jeff Boss has it in the bag. No idea why everyone else is even bothering, honestly. "Ooh, Obama vs. Romney bla bla bla!"... Right, like either of them have captured America's heart like Jeff Boss has.

It's like his campaign slogan probably says: "Jeff Boss. He may or may not stand for something."

Edit: OH GOD, YOU GUYS: http://www.jeffbossforpresident.org/ His site is AMAZING. It's Conspiracy Theorist Website Design 101! I'm amazed there aren't spinning alien head GIFs!

Edit 2: His other site: http://www.bossforsenate.com/ Oh wow, I'm speechless. "THE NSA HAS BUGGED THE NEW OFFICE AND IS TRYING TO KILL ME AT THIS NEW LOCATION." It's... it's a parody, right?

Edit 3: His e-mail is an AOL account! This is my new favorite person!

Those are the best designed websites I've seen since Time Cube.

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#14 Posted by LikeaSsur (1752 posts) -

I gotta vote for Jeff Boss, because he stands for what I believe in.

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#15 Posted by Bigandtasty (3145 posts) -

Today I learned that the Objectivist Party is an actual thing.

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#16 Posted by DopeToast (543 posts) -

If I do end up voting, which I may do because my dad really wants me to, I will vote for Gary Johnson or write in Ron Paul just for the hell of it.

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#17 Posted by oldenglishc (1291 posts) -

Gary Johnson was left off the ballot here in Michigan, so I get to stay home this year.

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#18 Posted by PenguinDoctor (317 posts) -

"RUDY WONG WORKS AT STAPLES IN UNION SQUARE, AS AN EASY TECH PERSON. RUDY WONG HOOKED MY COMPUTER UP TO A PHONE LINE ON PURPOSE TO DOWNLOAD MY COMPUTER FOR THE NSA TO SEE EVERYTHING ON MY COMPUTER AND TO PUT A VIRUS IN MY COMPUTER."

Jeff Boss 2012

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#19 Posted by Morrow (1870 posts) -

I'm not American, but go Obama! :]

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#20 Posted by RonnytheBear (6 posts) -

Just made an account to express my support of the Boss.

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#21 Posted by guiseppe (2843 posts) -

Not an American, but really, it'll all go to shit no matter who's elected.

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#22 Posted by DarthOrange (4178 posts) -

I'm sad that Ralph Nader isn't running this year. That dude is always good for a laugh.

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#23 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

Why not vote for the King? Monarchy 2012!

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#24 Posted by forkboy (1584 posts) -

I'd probably vote for Jill Stein. But Roseanne. Her sitcom husband John Goodman was a convincingly scary temporary president in The West Wing. I could almost bring myself to vote for her despite her celebrity.

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#25 Posted by Meltac (2008 posts) -
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#26 Posted by ThePickle (4357 posts) -

BOSS 2012.

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#27 Edited by Socialone (226 posts) -

@Morrow said:

I'm not American, but go Obama! :]

I predict this will get quoted many, many times. Go democrats.

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#28 Posted by shinboy630 (1385 posts) -

I think the problem is not that I don't want to vote, but rather I don't want to vote for either Romney or Obama as I don't really like either of them, so basically my vote won't matter anyway. I know that is the "wrong" attitude, but it is the practical truth and one of my issues with the 2 party system. That being said, in this poll I picked The Boss.

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#29 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4714 posts) -

I think this image started going around sometime last election, but I still find it funny.

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#30 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5150 posts) -

What would happen if Jeff Boss and Big Jeffrey make physical contact? Would it be like in TimeCop?

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#31 Posted by JasonR86 (10178 posts) -

I'm not on this poll so it ain't complete.

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#32 Posted by arjybarjy (101 posts) -

Jack Fellure sounds like "Jack Failure". The opposite of Jeff Boss.

Fuck that guy.

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#33 Posted by iTWAN (49 posts) -

Obama for me. Too bad the other parties are too small to make difference other than scattering votes. Maybe one day.

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#34 Posted by beepmachine (631 posts) -

This is nonsense, there are only two political parties. Arrest this man.

Looks like president of giantbomb will either be Obama or some guy named Iamnota Merican.

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#35 Posted by castermhief117 (818 posts) -

I would vote for Obama but since I live in California, my vote doesn't matter anyways.

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#36 Posted by BaneFireLord (3219 posts) -
@Meltac said:

@ShaggE: If you think that's awesome, then check out his YouTube channel

Thank you for this.
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#37 Posted by Lagaroth (186 posts) -

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Cthulhu/Dagon 2012

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#38 Posted by Everyones_A_Critic (6500 posts) -

Obama. Lesser of two evils. Regurgitated, recycled post. +1.

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#39 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3413 posts) -

Who the fuck wouldn't vote for Jeff Boss?

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#40 Posted by beforet (3377 posts) -

I keep forgetting there's more than, like, five parties.

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#41 Posted by AsperGamer (174 posts) -

@Beforet said:

I keep forgetting there's more than, like, five parties.

I had no idea so many people ran for President until I looked it up after watching Roseanne Barr. It is a pity the main parties have a stranglehold on it. It would be good for democracy if the others (well not all of them) had more exposure, but the media and the 2 main parties won't let that happen.

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#42 Posted by BoG (5390 posts) -

So, I'm seriously considering voting for Rocky Anderson, and because of this, I chose him in the poll. I'm going to vote for Barack Obama, though.

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#43 Posted by Wong_Fei_Hung (735 posts) -

My money is down on the Muslim guy.

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#44 Posted by AsperGamer (174 posts) -

@Wong_Fei_Hung said:

My money is down on the Muslim guy.

Oh you :P

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#45 Posted by Stonyman65 (3615 posts) -

Now that Ron Paul is out, Gary Johnson gets my vote, if I even decide to vote. I honestly don't like ANYONE who is running. We're fucked either way.

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#46 Posted by A_Talking_Donkey (264 posts) -

Barack Obama, not as a democratic vote but as an anti-republican vote. If I were voting based on actual politics as opposed to the politics of politics I'd vote for either Jill Stein or Rocky Anderson.

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#47 Posted by Stonyman65 (3615 posts) -

@A_Talking_Donkey said:

Barack Obama, not as a democratic vote but as an anti-republican vote. If I were voting based on actual politics as opposed to the politics of politics I'd vote for either Jill Stein or Rocky Anderson.

That has got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

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#48 Edited by PenguinDust (12994 posts) -

@Bigandtasty said:

Today I learned that the Objectivist Party is an actual thing.

Today I learned that the American Third Position Party is the white supremacy party. Who knew the KKK was still this well organized?

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#49 Posted by mandude (2827 posts) -

I've been watching Mitt Romney closely, lately, and there was just something about him that convinced me to vote democrat.

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#50 Posted by AsperGamer (174 posts) -

@PenguinDust said:

@Bigandtasty said:

Today I learned that the Objectivist Party is an actual thing.

Today I learned that the American Third Position Party is the white supremacy party. Who knew the KKK was still this well organized?

I didn't read each party, but a white supremacist party? Wow.

I thought that was Republican Party :X