The Dumbest English Song Texts

So with Ben recently yapping about how dumb Steve Miller band's abracadabra is because the catchy course. (Abra abracadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya Abracadabra Abracadabra ). I thought to myself that ain't so bad. So went on a trip to memory-lane and found this Amazingly (good) dumb song from the 90's (Spaceman from Babylon Zoo). I am not a native english speaker. But the sentence "Spaceman, I always wanted you to go into space, man." seems like a grammar nazis wet dream. If you guys find any dumb lyric preferably from english speaking bands feel free to post them.

For the people who never watched this clip ( or didn't life in the 90's) it's the most Amazingly dumb 90's video clip EVER !

( i own this on CD, yes i know i am a monster ! )

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You mean a grammar nazi's nightmare?

@justin258: Dream cause they kick on telling people how to spell things ?

Specifically things that have bad grammar? Or just dumb lyrics. Because I love dumb lyrics.

An example, from the remix of Fantasy by Mariah Carey featuring O.D.B.

What you gonna do when you get out of jail?

I'm gonna do a remix

@officer_falcon: dumb lyrics, also this is amazing !

There's a song that was a huge hit in the UK when I was a teenager that I've never got over. I'm sure it's a beautiful tale of one man's struggle with depression, but it's also bat-shit crazy.