The First Rule of Giantbomb is:

The First Rule of Giantbomb is: You do NOT talk about Giantbomb.*

The Second Rule of Giantbomb is: Well, maybe you should talk about it. Help spread the word and all. Expand the fanbase. Actually, yeah, go ahead and talk about. Talk about it allll niiight long, baby.

The Third Rule of Giantbomb is: What Luchadeer says, you do. No questions asked.

EDIT:  The Fourth Rule of Giantbomb is: 

The Fifth Rule of Giantbomb is: What happens on the Bombcast, stays on the Bombcast.

The Sixth Rule of Giantbomb is: You get one free kill. ONE. ** 

EDIT: The Seventh Rule of Giantbomb is:  You can't beat 100% percent.

  The Eighth Rule of Giantbomb is: Have a good time. I said HAVE A GOOD TIME, DAMMIT.

The Ninth Rule of Giantbomb is: Get over the damn Gamespot thing already. Keep talking about it and some people will get into it and leave Giantbomb! 

The Fourth Rule of Giantbomb is: F@#k Gamespot.

The Tenth Rule of Giantbomb is: Pop it in your mouth and forget about it.

Why did I have the feeling that this would begin with a Fight Club reference?

hail rule number 4 xD

The Actual Second Rule of GiantBomb is: You do not talk about Giant Bomb.

" The Ninth Rule of Giantbomb is: Get over the damn Gamespot thing already. Keep talking about it and some people will get into it and leave Giantbomb!  "

" Why did I have the feeling that this would begin with a Fight Club reference? "

"The Actual Second Rule of GiantBomb is: You do not talk about Giant Bomb. "

" @ZeForgotten said:

" The Ninth Rule of Giantbomb is: Get over the damn Gamespot thing already. Keep talking about it and some people will get into it and leave Giantbomb!  "

Failure to recognize a lack of seriousness on the internet strikes again. For the record, I still check it from time to time. 

First Rule: You must think GB is perfect.
Second Rule: Tell anyone fuck off to anyone who doesn't think GB is perfect.

I've been wearing this Giant Bomb T-shirt all week so I guess I'm technically not "talking" about it.....

Normally I'd post an ironic Garfield Minus Garfield comic here...but I feel like I don't have to.

No, the first Giant Bomb rule is that there are no rules.

" No, the first Giant Bomb rule is that there are no rules. "

those are all terrible rules

" Why did I have the feeling that this would begin with a Fight Club reference? "

Actually, the first rule of Giantbomb is, "Don't be a dick."

" @ThePhantomnaut said:

"The Actual Second Rule of GiantBomb is: You do not talk about Giant Bomb. "

You have the best picture ever.  "

" Actually, the first rule of Giantbomb is, "Don't be a dick." "

 
The fiftenth rule(not in order) is:SHOOT SOME WOOPS WITH YOUR LAZOR,YOU GET ONE WHEN YOU REGIZTER

• Satirical threads are allowed and much appreciated if they are in good taste.
• GiantBomb is a chilled environment - don't be a dick, for the sake of being a dick.
• Swearing is allowed, but do not abuse your right.

It's not nice to curse.

Lame ... ass... thread. >_> (I'd flag it for pointlessness, but I can't flag shit right now, so yeah)

I've got a feeling this is going to dry up of any good ideas very quickly before it turns into random, useless rules.

16th rule: Don't make shitty threads like this one.

" I've been wearing this Giant Bomb T-shirt all week

" First Rule: You must think GB is perfect. Second Rule: Tell anyone fuck off to anyone who doesn't think GB is perfect. "

" @Shadow said:

" I've been wearing this Giant Bomb T-shirt all week

Eww... "

SPREAD IT ON!

" @MarkWahlberg said:

The Fourth Rule of Giantbomb is: F@#k Gamespot.

This is the internet you know. You can write FUCK on this web site.  "

Screw rules.  If anything, rule #1 of Giant Bomb should be that there are no rules.

" @Kou_Leifoh said:

" First Rule: You must think GB is perfect. Second Rule: Tell anyone fuck off to anyone who doesn't think GB is perfect. "

Are you implying that people who think that Giant Bomb isn't perfect exist? Cause that would be impossible seeing as Giant Bomb is perfect, and it is therefore impossible for even the stupidest of low-life human being to say otherwise. Ofcourse implying that such people exist is equally sacrilegious, I must therefore conclude good sir, that you do not in fact exist. "

" No, the first Giant Bomb rule is that there are no rules. "

" Screw rules.  If anything, rule #1 of Giant Bomb should be that there are no rules. "

This amused me until the Gamespot part.  Then you lost all credibility.

" The Ninth Rule of Giantbomb is: Get over the damn Gamespot thing already. Keep talking about it and some people will get into it and leave Giantbomb!  "

Here comes the bad ideas...

" Screw rules.  If anything, rule #1 of Giant Bomb should be that there are too many rules. "

" @illmatic19:@illmatic19 said:

" No, the first Giant Bomb rule is that there are no rules. "

The second rule is that Luchadeer makes the rules. "

" those are all terrible rules "

one of the rules should be that you can say "fuck" on GB 
 
and another rule is that you can't be Mark Wahlberg if you're not actually Mark fucking Wahlberg. 
Mark Narwahlberg is fine though. 
 
OH ALSO, no trolls and fanboys like on...*cough*gametrailers*cough*