A guy walks into a pharmacy with a nervous look on his face. He walks up to the counter and whispers: "Ehm, do you have any condoms?" The guy behind the counter says: "Of course we do, you want a 3-pack, 6-pack, 12-pack? The guy feels less uncomfortable: "Well... I'm meeting my girlfriend's parents tonight so if I'm able to make a good impression we'll be rocking the bed til sunrise if you know what I mean, hehehe. Give me a 12-pack" The guy walks out with a big smile on his face. He goes home, prepares and walks to the restaurant were his girlfriend is already sitting down with her parents. As soon as he's hugged his girlfriend, the first thing the guy says is: "Let us say Grace." A few minutes later. The table is still quiet. The girlfriend lifts her head and smiles at her parents and then she leans towards the guy. "I didn't you were this religious" she says. "Well I didn't know your father was a pharmacist."
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