The Illuminati Is...

Hey guys, just wondering what your thoughts are. I saw that other Jay Z - Hammer thread, so I thought we could get a more specific topic. 
 
From what I've seen, lots of people seem to get offended if you believe in Illuminati. 
 
A lot of people don't seem to accept some kind of world domination plot, even if we've had true conspiracies and countless years of assassination and lying. 
I think a lot of people forget that our world has been ruled by Kings, granted this power by the Church (the Romans) and God (Satan). 
 
Psyche, guys, nothing is real. The world is just a hologram, existing in three planes of the second dimension.

i'ts gay.

Illuminati jokes, getting old.

" i'ts gay. "

For idiots that believe anything. 
 
Every successful rapper is in the Illuminati...  yeah... right..

Quick! Get Hitmanagent47 on the line!

I'm not sure.

it's totally party

Illuminati is the one where the dudes go at the dudes right?
 
fuck c'mon let's not start this again, let's just let this fad pass and move on quietly....

It's a utter load of shit.

Illuminati is the biggest meme on Giant Bomb

G: My life

Loch Ness Monster is totally real. Fucking non-believers.

 huh... what?

"real like sasquatch" - my new favorite phrase.
 
Yo dawg, I keep it real like sasquatch.

Speaking on behalf of the Illuminati, I can honestly say that the Illuminati do not, and have never, existed. 

Real Like Sasquatch is the name of my east coast disco-punk band.

They're a real group from history but the many crazy conspiracies attributed to the are just delusions. They were actually a pretty boring group.

...the biggest threat mankind have ever seen since the dinosaurs.

" From what I've seen, lots of people seem to get offended if you believe in Illuminati. "

Wait Sasquatch is real now? When did that get decided?

People suck too much, and life is too unpredictable, to be able to have any kind of NWO level of control. That's why utopias and dystopias are impossible.

" People suck too much, and life is too unpredictable, to be able to have any kind of NWO level of control. That's why utopias and dystopias are impossible. "

" People suck too much, and life is too unpredictable, to be able to have any kind of NWO level of control. That's why utopias and dystopias are impossible. "

" People suck too much, and life is too unpredictable, to be able to have any kind of NWO level of control. That's why utopias and dystopias are impossible. "

Enough with these threads already.

" Enough with these threads already. "

Illuminati ate my baby.

" Illuminati ate my baby. "

Loch Ness is two words.  
 
Also, Illuminati are just a cover up for the Freemasons. 

This is definaltey something real. I have read all the negative commnts left behind by alot of people and congratulations! you have fallen in to thier plan of decpetion as Satan is the great devciever. The things you really learn about this (if you actually take the time to research) and study other religions and the origins of this "royalty" are so "off the wall" of course you wouldnt believe it therefore you have let them win. The signs are all around us and I have showed these things to people just like you full of cirticism and hate because people think differently from you and the rest of the brainwashed society. I do something really stupid called thinking ...try that out. Take a look at pictures performances and that of the sort... kinda funny how they are mostly themed egyptian. Do you know anything about the egyptians and pyramids? probably not. do you know anything about energy?? Which im sure most of you will atleast commend since energy is proven by science... . Please people open your eyes. I can give you websites for information if you want to know more. Or try listening to Immortal Technique and look up the things he speaks about.

Thanks

@jeckert24 said:

This is definaltey something real. I have read all the negative commnts left behind by alot of people and congratulations! you have fallen in to thier plan of decpetion as Satan is the great devciever. The things you really learn about this (if you actually take the time to research) and study other religions and the origins of this "royalty" are so "off the wall" of course you wouldnt believe it therefore you have let them win. The signs are all around us and I have showed these things to people just like you full of cirticism and hate because people think differently from you and the rest of the brainwashed society. I do something really stupid called thinking ...try that out. Take a look at pictures performances and that of the sort... kinda funny how they are mostly themed egyptian. Do you know anything about the egyptians and pyramids? probably not. do you know anything about energy?? Which im sure most of you will atleast commend since energy is proven by science... . Please people open your eyes. I can give you websites for information if you want to know more. Or try listening to Immortal Technique and look up the things he speaks about.

Thanks

Hitman? Where have you been?

Of all the threads you could necro..

dinosaurs

@MethodMan008: yeah thats right. Madonna too? shes not a rapper though ughhh

A big black dick.

I can't really have an opinion on the Illuminati as I have not researched what they are. Which is pretty much the amount of evidence 99% of the fools that say either "I BELIEVE!" or "It's Horseshit!"

Also, I LOL'd at your hologram jab. Bravo.

Life's real easy when everything is out of your control and in the hands of a group you can't ever touch or see. Smooths out the rough patches.

It could make a cool idea for a story since it's theoretically possible, but... no, I don't believe that they exist.