The new Final Destination movie.

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#1  Edited By Tylea002

It's the fifth one, and after the reset of using "The" at the beginning, a new technique for movie naming has arrived...
 
Quote from Total Film:

Final Destination 5, the latest in the ongoing slasher series in which teens face bizarre and unexpected deaths, has been given the official title of 5nal Destination.

Which brings back frankly terrifying memories of some ‘90s boy band called 5ive, as well as chilling our inner grammatical pixie to its absolute core.

Why didn’t they just go the whole hog and call it 5n4l D3st1n4t10n? Perhaps it was too difficult to copyright...

The opening scene of destruction sounds fittingly catastrophic, though, set on a suspension bridge that collapses (for some reason) and inevitably kills a handful of people in creatively goreiffic ways.

Avatar’s second unit director Steven Quale is in the director’s chair this time, and the flick will once again be in 3D, meaning we can appreciate the full-blooded horror of our characters’ icky demises.

5nal Destination opens on 26 August, 2011.

Obviously, this only makes me wish that the previous one was called 4nal destination. But this may hit a new low for movie titles, if possible.
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#2  Edited By FirePrince

I CANT HELP MYSELF BUT READ THAT "ANAL" DESTINATION. 
Christ.

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#3  Edited By baconbits33

..... son of a.....

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#4  Edited By KarlPilkington

Duplicate thread?

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#5  Edited By Gizmo

Five-nal destination.

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#6  Edited By fwylo

That is fucking amazing.

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#7  Edited By filiwian

After the third one I think they should stop. Recently is has been nothing but gore and no story line. 

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#8  Edited By CL60

That title doesn't even make any sense.

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#10  Edited By Pkshields

It's like they want me to hate the movie.

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#11  Edited By ToxicFruit

Fivenal   Destination ? 
 
Most sense I have heard all day !

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#12  Edited By MarkWahlberg
@FirePrince said:

"I CANT HELP MYSELF BUT READ THAT AS "ANAL" DESTINATION. "

yep.
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@MarkWahlberg said:
" @FirePrince said:

"I CANT HELP MYSELF BUT READ THAT AS "ANAL" DESTINATION. "

yep. "
same lol
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#14  Edited By caseylakes
@filiwian said:
" After the third one I think they should stop. Recently is has been nothing but gore and no story line.  "
you have certainly been seeing the wrong films if you want a story, final destination is ALL about the gore.
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#15  Edited By Meowayne
@caseylakes said:
" @filiwian said:
" After the third one I think they should stop. Recently is has been nothing but gore and no story line.  "
you have certainly been seeing the wrong films if you want a story, final destination is ALL about the gore. "
Rewatch the first two movies. They are VASTLY different in mood and tone and approach than those who came later.
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#16  Edited By sjschmidt93

Fucking a...

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#17  Edited By habster3

The title's retarded, but I like the series. Therefore, I'll see it anyway.

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#18  Edited By DrGanon

Another one? The first one wasn't that good, it sure as hell didn't need four goddamn sequels. No wonder the movie industry is in trouble. Hey movie exec's! STOP MAKING SEQUELS TO EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!
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#19  Edited By zeforgotten

How can they think that this is clever? 
Fivenal Destination is just as stupid as that F.E.Three.R thing. 
Heck, even people writing "don't h8 on me" or stuff like that 
 
What the fuck does "don't height on me" mean?

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#20  Edited By Meowayne

The first rule of 5nal Destination is you do  not talk about 5nal Destination.
The second rule of 5nal Destination is, you DO NOT TALK about 5nal Destination.

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Fivenal destination?

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Final De5tination

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#23  Edited By Gmanall

 This will be the death of us all....  

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#24  Edited By HS21
@FirePrince said:
"

I CANT HELP MYSELF BUT READ THAT "ANAL" DESTINATION. 
Christ.

"
Now that's something I'd be interested in watching in 3D.
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@FirePrince said:
"

I CANT HELP MYSELF BUT READ THAT "ANAL" DESTINATION. 
Christ.

"
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#26  Edited By FirePrince
@HS21 said:
" @FirePrince said:
"

I CANT HELP MYSELF BUT READ THAT "ANAL" DESTINATION. 
Christ.

"
Now that's something I'd be interested in watching in 3D. "

Rofl.Good one.
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#27  Edited By landon

Slam dunk da Funk.