The Prince Chronicles: Day Zero Entry 2

Day Zero: 3 hours and 33 minutes from the incident.

My situation has gotten worse. My mouth is completely numb. I was enjoying a bowl of chicken broth later to realize it all ended up on my shirt. Not only that, but the numbness is spreading. I can no longer feel my earlobes nor the hairs on my head. Something is wrong. It was never supposed to be like this.

I have trouble speaking. No one understands me when I talk. However, people seem to understand my Russian perfectly. I found that quite odd. The birth giver has gone to purchase medication for me to lessen the side effects of the operation.

Between you and me diary, I think something went wrong in the procedure. They did something they weren't supposed to do. I have no proof, but everyone seems a little on edge. I blame the government for this. Luckily, I know a man who specializes in conspiracies. I may have to give him a call.

Over and out.

Day Zero: 3 hours and 33 minutes from the incident.

My situation has gotten worse. My mouth is completely numb. I was enjoying a bowl of chicken broth later to realize it all ended up on my shirt. Not only that, but the numbness is spreading. I can no longer feel my earlobes nor the hairs on my head. Something is wrong. It was never supposed to be like this.

I have trouble speaking. No one understands me when I talk. However, people seem to understand my Russian perfectly. I found that quite odd. The birth giver has gone to purchase medication for me to lessen the side effects of the operation.

Between you and me diary, I think something went wrong in the procedure. They did something they weren't supposed to do. I have no proof, but everyone seems a little on edge. I blame the government for this. Luckily, I know a man who specializes in conspiracies. I may have to give him a call.

Over and out.

Delta Delta 40niner come in Delta.

50-40-60.

Feel your hair brah. 

If you are going to keep making these, put it all in one blog or stop posting them to the main forums. 
 
Also your writing isn't that good

I was enjoying a bowl of chicken broth later to realize it all ended up on my shirt. Not only that, but the numbness is spreading.

@Xeiphyer said:

If you are going to keep making these, put it all in one blog or stop posting them to the main forums.

Also your writing isn't that good

I was enjoying a bowl of chicken broth later to realize it all ended up on my shirt. Not only that, but the numbness is spreading.

This entire sentence is worded really strangely/poorly.

Thank you sir. I have not noticed this. It appears not only my spoken English is messed, but also my written English. I am clearly oblivious to all my actions. Please notify me toot-sweet the next time I do something strangely/poorly.

@Xeiphyer said:

If you are going to keep making these, put it all in one blog or stop posting them to the main forums.

Also your writing isn't that good

I was enjoying a bowl of chicken broth later to realize it all ended up on my shirt. Not only that, but the numbness is spreading.

This entire sentence is worded really strangely/poorly.

YO DAWGWUT TEH FUK UR WRITING IS ALL UNNNNNGGGHH WTF BRO U GAY

@Xeiphyer said:

If you are going to keep making these, put it all in one blog or stop posting them to the main forums.

Also your writing isn't that good

I was enjoying a bowl of chicken broth later to realize it all ended up on my shirt. Not only that, but the numbness is spreading.

This entire sentence is worded really strangely/poorly.

Have some fucking sensitivity. He just had parts of his body literally ripped out.

They might have accidentally drilled into your brain.

@Claude said:

They might have accidentally drilled into your brain.

I think you may be right. But I don't think it is something a little Claude TLC can't fix.

@arab_prince said:

@Claude said:

They might have accidentally drilled into your brain.

I think you may be right. But I don't think it is something a little Claude TLC can't fix.

A little lobotomy never hurt anybody. We can rebuild arab_bob, make him stronger, faster and shit, who am I kidding. You're doomed.