This is really the only way to view Giant Bomb from now on.

Click dis shee-it.

Gizoogle is basically a translator of sorts... The entertaining sorts.

Hahaha, forgot how much I love Gizoogle.

So, is the joke here "black people?"

I dont want to be that guy wasnt there the same thread a few days ago, and then a week before that?

But Yeah that is really what Jeff envisioned the site being

Oh man this just made my twitter fucking awesome, thanks!

racist

Yeah it's really funny, I just wish it wouldn't insert those sayings so frequently. I read an article with it and "I an talkin bout chicken n' gravy biatch." came up about 6 or 7 times.

Other than that it's awesome.

That's just great!

I feel like I've just dropped tha entirety of tha past week rappin' bout BioShock Infinite. This is odd, cuz up in truth, I've only spoken ta one actual thug bout BioShock Infinite at any length, n' it wasn't even fo' all dat long. In reality, I've mostly just been listenin ta any suckas rap bout BioShock Infinite, which nuff done been bustin wit increasin frequency n' word count.

This thing is the best.

We've been rappin' pretty much nonstop bout BioShock Infinite these last couple weeks. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So clearly, tha only answer was ta write another lengthy piece on BioShock Infinite.

Nothing but gold, gold I say!

Oh man, I forgot all about Gizoogle. I haven't been to it for like 7 years. Really happy to found that you can now translate pages with it.

The navigation is great.

| Shit | Wiki | New Games | Pornos |

Specifically, the joke was 'Snoop Dogg Internet'. I didn't even realize it was still around, that shit was like mid 2000's.

Is making fun of rap culture racist? What I mean is, are African Americans and rap music too intertwined to be able to make fun of one without the other. What's the politically correct stance on this? (Not that I really care, just curious.)

@toowalrus: I think that it's only the people who aren't that much into rap who would think that all of this stuff is just making fun of black people.

I think that was part of the actual site before the CBSi buyout.

@coakroach said:

n' you can put dat on yo' toast

you don't like koolaid bitch??????????

recursion! -izzle

Nearly spit out my drink at the Worth Reading description

Ohhh mannn, this is amazing. Thanks for sharing.

The fuck...

That's what I got too.

Grape soda. Watermelon. Your name is Toby. Am I doing it right?

This is almost as bad as the Black Charizard thread.

Sure, if you wanna be a dick about it. Let's face it though, "Izzle" hasn't been relevant in the rap game or in black culture for awhile now thanks to this.

Guess I missed the "chicken 'n gravy" craze in hip hop.

@yoshimitz707 said:

Sums up that article perfectly.

das ill

@yoshimitz707 said:

OH MY GOD.

This is fucking fantastic.

BBC news is also amazing.

I must admit, I had my suspicions that Jizzifer was a freaky freaky biatch.

Holy cow, I can't stop laughing.

Bonus Soda Interview

Yo ass may have peeped Ryan's rap battle wit Will Brierly, tha creator of Soda Drinker Pro yo, but EpicSteve kicked it wit up wit his ass at PAX too n' gots some rap battle time after.

I wish all GB interviews can be done in rap battles.

edit:

Yeah.... no.

Good for a cheap laugh or two, but gets old real quick.

Da BBC says a edizzle of Panorama filmed secretly durin a study trip ta Uptown Korea is ghon be broadcast later despite fronts it may have put hustlas up in danger. Shiiit, dis aint no joke.

I don't know what it says about giantbomb or me, but some of the translations i think are actual giantbomb text.

The fact that I can't seem to use that with the dark version of the site seems racist to me.

http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=2&music=2&url=www.giantbomb.com

this is from bbc today "Da teenage suspect up in tha Boston Marathon bombings is up in custody afta bein found bleedin n' hidin up in a funky-ass boat up in a homeballer's backyard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!"

@dudeglove said:

lmao you son of a bitch

hah

this is great.

Word

Pokémon Red n' Blue is tha straight-up original gangsta two releases up in Nintendoz long-runnin Pokémon franchise. Developed by Game Freak, Red n' Blue was tha studioz first major successes. Da company would eventually go on ta create nuff muthafuckin direct sequels ta tha game fo' Nintendoz portable consolez dat followed tha Game Boy.

I'd like to join the club and highlight this wondrous two sentences I came across.

"Do dis remake of a Saturn funky-ass stand tha test of time wit its fresh coat of paint, biatch? Let eirikr rap all bout dat shit."

Okay, I put this thread through Gizoogle, and it's special.

Some highlights...

@applet0n:

Hahaha, forgot how tha fuck much I gots a straight-up boner fo' Gizoogle.

@thebunnyhunter:

I dont wanna be that playa wasnt there tha same thread all dem minutes ago, n' then a week before that?

But Yeah dat is straight-up what tha fuck Jeff envisioned tha joint being

@bourbon_warrior:

Oh playa dis just made mah twizzle fuckin phat, props!

@tycobb:

Oh man, I forgot all bout Gizoogle. I aint been ta it fo' like 7 years. Straight-Up aiiight ta found dat you can now translate pages wit dat shit.

Da mastabation is pimped out.

@toowalrus:

Is makin funk of rap culture racist, biatch? What I mean is, is African Gangstas n' rap noize too intertwined ta be able ta make funk of one without tha other. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Whatz tha ballistically erect stizzle on this, biatch? (Not dat I straight-up care, just curious.)

@deathstriker666:

Dope fo' a cold-ass lil skanky laugh or two yo, but gets oldschool real quick.