Tips for making myself look older?

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#1  Edited By BODDAH

So I just got this job writing online, and I have to submit a photo of myself for the bio. The problem is I'm 18 (although I arguably look younger) and the other writers are middle aged. I don't want my age to affect my credibility. Any way I can make myself look older? Photoshop, dress, etc.?

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#2  Edited By jakob187

Age affects credibility in writing?  I didn't know people would be seeing your face when they were reading your words.  =  /

Grow a beard and eat lots of Twinkies.  That might help a little.  =  /
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#3  Edited By Hexpane
BODDAH said:
"So I just got this job writing online, and I have to submit a photo of myself for the bio. The problem is I'm 18 (although I arguably look younger) and the other writers are middle aged. I don't want my age to affect my credibility. Any way I can make myself look older? Photoshop, dress, etc.?"
I believe attempting to phony up your look is affecting your cred.  Getting fat makes people look older
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#4  Edited By BODDAH

Yeah, I'll eat a lot of Twinkies.

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#5  Edited By Hexpane
BODDAH said:
"Yeah, I'll eat a lot of Twinkies."
And don't forget to become president
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#6  Edited By toxicEnchiliada

Tuck your shirt in

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#7  Edited By BODDAH

I wonder if Obama will actually look like that. Kind of crazy to think of an old Obama.

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#8  Edited By CoolDrMoney

Gain weight, lose hair. You'll look like most writers

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#10  Edited By babylonian

By "job writing online" do you mean "signed up for an account on Suite101.com after getting a targeted ad on Facebook"? If so, and I mean this without any sarcasm: good luck making any money at all.

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#11  Edited By BODDAH
Babylonian said:
"By "job writing online" do you mean "signed up for an account on Suite101.com after getting a targeted ad on Facebook"? If so, and I mean this without any sarcasm: good luck making any money at all."
Lol, no, though I've seen those ads.
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Facial hair, if you can swing it. 

I'm 21, but with a beard I can pass for a person three years older.  But, if your hair is too light, like a coffee-brown or a red, then facial hair is probably not the way to go until you're a bit older.  In my opinion, facial hair is only effective if your hair color is sufficiently dark.

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#13  Edited By HandsomeDead
Sir_Ragnarok said:
"Facial hair, if you can swing it. 

I'm 21, but with a beard I can pass for a person three years older.  But, if your hair is too light, like a coffee-brown or a red, then facial hair is probably not the way to go until you're a bit older.  In my opinion, facial hair is only effective if your hair color is sufficiently dark."
This. It seems to be that the grizzlier you are, the older people think you are. I'm 19 and I got ID'd the other day trying to buy 18 rated DVDs.
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#14  Edited By joey

Wear a tuxedo constantly.

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#15  Edited By Coltonio7

A cigar.

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#16  Edited By keyhunter

My brother was getting into strip clubs when he was 14. The trick is to be 6'2" 280 lb's.

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#17  Edited By penguindust

Booze. 


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That will make a man outta ya!
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#18  Edited By crunchUK

wear a suit, have worrylines and um a stupid haircut

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#19  Edited By RichardLOlson

The best way to look older is photo shop the hell outta your picture, then go into the bathroom and try to make an attempt at looking the same way in real life. 

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#20  Edited By Pie

A hat always works

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#21  Edited By Bullet_Jr

Everybody looks older in a picture that is sepia tone.

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#22  Edited By tekmojo

Live in nature for several months.

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#23  Edited By mracoon
Bullet_Jr said:
"Everybody looks older in a picture that is sepia tone."
Why no go all the way and do black and white. They used that in the olden days.
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#24  Edited By Hexpane
mracoon said:
"Bullet_Jr said:
"Everybody looks older in a picture that is sepia tone."
Why no go all the way and do black and white. They used that in the olden days."
Ye olden days
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#25  Edited By TheGreatGuero

I'd go for the young genius look, dude. As long as you don't have pink hair or anything, I don't think you need to worry.

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#26  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator
BODDAH said:
"So I just got this job writing online, and I have to submit a photo of myself for the bio. The problem is I'm 18 (although I arguably look younger) and the other writers are middle aged. I don't want my age to affect my credibility. Any way I can make myself look older? Photoshop, dress, etc.?"
Translation: "So I want to go out drinking, but I'm not 18/21 (depending on his location) and I want to be able to get into pubs/bars/nightclubs. How can I make myself look older?"

Answer: Get fake ID, you'd be surprised how easy it is to get.

Alternatively, if the original question was true, then photoshop will do a world of good.
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#27  Edited By Stanford

be older

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#28  Edited By artofwar420

Do anything but photoshop. Fake mustache might make them laugh.

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#29  Edited By BothBarsOn

Get a mortgage. Worked wonders for me.

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Bullet_Jr said:
"Everybody looks older in a picture that is sepia tone."
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#31  Edited By Discorsi
BODDAH said:
"Any way I can make myself look older? Photoshop, dress, etc.?"
Yes you should totally wear a dress.
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#32  Edited By Diamond

Drink a lot
Smoke even more
Use a tanning booth until you have severe sun burns
Shave your head if your hair hasn't fallen out yet

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#33  Edited By destro

Hormones.......lots of hormones. Go and rob the hospital of all the hormones they get then juice yourself up with some and your ready to go

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Just wear a luchador mask

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#35  Edited By GamespotNoMore

grow facial hair

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#36  Edited By Video_Tycoon

Showing the true you >>>>>>> Fake credibility

=D Good luck with your job!

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#37  Edited By singular

Never wear a beard when applying for a job. Just cut your hair short and wear a suit with tie. Unless you really have a babyface that'll do it.

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#38  Edited By Arkthemaniac

Let time pass.

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#39  Edited By Optiow

Grow a mostache.

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#40  Edited By auspiciousqueue

Full Grizzly Adams. During hockey season, my guy looks a lot older. It might work for you.

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Cover yourself in dirt.

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#42  Edited By SoothsayerGB

Err... Why not just send a pic of someone else?  Like a uncle or your dad.
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#43  Edited By Absurd

Get a fake picture D:

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#44  Edited By Hughes

The secret to picking up chicks - Old Spice and Aqua Velva.

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#45  Edited By daniel_beck_90
Hexpane said:
And don't forget to become president
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Loved the photos , and yeah you are right , presidency is a 24/7 job full of stress and anxiety