Two things that don't often go together

It was my birthday recently and I still get money from grandparents and so on.  I had $50 left to spend on just about anything except bills or something to help my family.  I was all committed to buying some Warhammer miniatures to build my army.  Then my friends pressured me into buying Madden 11.  So instead of buying Warhammer Miniatures, i bought a copy of Madden 2011 for the 360.   
 
Now here is the part I don't understand....Do I have to kick my own ass for being a nerd or is that my friends job, because I bought Madden now I'm part of that club. 

It was my birthday recently and I still get money from grandparents and so on.  I had $50 left to spend on just about anything except bills or something to help my family.  I was all committed to buying some Warhammer miniatures to build my army.  Then my friends pressured me into buying Madden 11.  So instead of buying Warhammer Miniatures, i bought a copy of Madden 2011 for the 360.   
 
Now here is the part I don't understand....Do I have to kick my own ass for being a nerd or is that my friends job, because I bought Madden now I'm part of that club. 

You could have at the very least bought something that had to do with a real sport, like hockey. Anyways, I don't understand why you bought Madden, it's your goddamn money, just go tell your friends to fuck off and buy the miniatures. Wait, it's 40k miniature right?

" You could have at the very least bought something that had to do with a real sport, like hockey. Anyways, I don't understand why you bought Madden, it's your goddamn money, just go tell your friends to fuck off and buy the miniatures. Wait, it's 40k miniature right? "

" You could have at the very least bought something that had to do with a real sport, like hockey. Anyways, I don't understand why you bought Madden, it's your goddamn money, just go tell your friends to fuck off and buy the miniatures. Wait, it's 40k miniature right? "

Dammit, I knew I made the wrong decision. 

Madden 11 is a solid game, nerds don't play Madden...only true Americans like rap stars, singers, and the President of our Freedom loving country.

" Madden 11 is a solid game, nerds don't play Madden...only true Americans like rap stars, singers, and the President of our Freedom loving country. "

Do you actually give a shit about the game? If not, then why did you buy it? Just peer pressure? If so, you gotta learn to stand up for yourself, man

" Do you actually give a shit about the game? If not, then why did you buy it? Just peer pressure? If so, you gotta learn to stand up for yourself, man "

You should have bought Madden 10 just to fuck with em.