Understanding a Librarian

As I sit here in my school library, avoiding the blocking system that my school has enabled on gaming websites, that are apparently worse than the shit you can find on Youtube. Although, I already have this annoyance, I have the continued, anoying voice that is uttered by the librarian. From what I can tell, she likes nothing more than the word, "SHHHH!" 

Now a librarian has classically been known to be 'The Keeper of the Books." The person who makes sure that no single sound can be heard in an area payed for by taxpayer money. Sure, talking loudly or playing music is fair game to tell someone to be quiet, but quietly whispering to a person sitting next to you does not constitute a; "SHHH!" 

 This librarian that I'm forced to deal with is the definition of ignorant and irratating. Whatever I do, she yells at me. Once, I was typing to loud, and she told me I will be kicked out if I continue with the "Loud Clacking," as she put it. I doubt the woman has any other goal in life but to annoy the living shit out of people. 

To add to my frustration, I have two idiots sitting behind me, continuing to talk loudly about Fantasy Baseball, as I am trying to type this. Oh, and there goes the "SHHH!" once more.

Librarians=Goal purpose in life is to annoy the living shit of others in an area where books are commonly stored. 

 Put that in the dictionary Webster.

As I sit here in my school library, avoiding the blocking system that my school has enabled on gaming websites, that are apparently worse than the shit you can find on Youtube. Although, I already have this annoyance, I have the continued, anoying voice that is uttered by the librarian. From what I can tell, she likes nothing more than the word, "SHHHH!" 

Now a librarian has classically been known to be 'The Keeper of the Books." The person who makes sure that no single sound can be heard in an area payed for by taxpayer money. Sure, talking loudly or playing music is fair game to tell someone to be quiet, but quietly whispering to a person sitting next to you does not constitute a; "SHHH!" 

 This librarian that I'm forced to deal with is the definition of ignorant and irratating. Whatever I do, she yells at me. Once, I was typing to loud, and she told me I will be kicked out if I continue with the "Loud Clacking," as she put it. I doubt the woman has any other goal in life but to annoy the living shit out of people. 

To add to my frustration, I have two idiots sitting behind me, continuing to talk loudly about Fantasy Baseball, as I am trying to type this. Oh, and there goes the "SHHH!" once more.

Librarians=Goal purpose in life is to annoy the living shit of others in an area where books are commonly stored. 

 Put that in the dictionary Webster.

My librarian is pretty rad.

my librarian used to be a pornstar.

i know cuzz she demonstrated for me

Your librarian needs to go to librarian school.

"my librarian use to be a pornstar. i know cuss she demonstrated for me "

Sounds like you just have a bitch.

"Your librarian needs to go to librarian school.

Any sound will appear loud in an otherwise silent environment.

You should get a group of friends together, go in the library, each with a book, and be absolutely quiet except for turning the pages of the books.  Someone turns first, then the next person, then the next person.  Since it'll be the only sound, the library will be filled with the "loud" SHWOOP, SHWOOP, SWHOOP of pages constantly being turned.  See if she shushes you for that.

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The librarian in my school isn't too bad.  Although she does treat wikipedia like a harbinger of the apocalypse.

Perhaps you should try an English class or two. The librarians get so irritated because their hearing is so precise that they can tell which individual keys (or combination of keys) you happen to be pressing at any given time. They obviously put together your sentences in their collective (they are a hivemind) head and the abortions you call sentences almost gave then aneurysms.

Yes.

Understanding that politics sucks a hard one ... And everybody that supports it sucks a hard one  just as much.

What a bitch.

I bet she's good in the sack

oh and webster died long time ago....

I'd love messing with people like that if I was a Librarian.

Kill her.

Maybe she is around... that age?

Throw an encyclopedia at her.

"my librarian used to be a pornstar. i know cuzz she demonstrated for me "