Valentine's Day zingers

Do you guys and gals have any lovey-dovey one-liners that you can come up with for Valentine's Day cards?

As a fan of hokey simplicity, I thought about making a card that said "I dig you" with a shovel drawn in a person.

@thebipsnbeeps said:

with a shovel drawn in a person.

Oh god.

In a person? thats gonna be awkward on the mantelpiece of her/his house but i do like a funny card

I choo-choo-choose you with a picture of a train.

@IzzyGraze said:

I choo-choo-choose you with a picture of a train.

"Look in the tunk"

I prefer a direct approach, so I just elect to give women pictures out of porno magazines.

...I haven't had a valentines date in so long ;_;.

"Are you an angel? Cause you got nice cans."

Nah but really, I like the classic from Happy Days.

Draw three pictures. An eye, a heart, and a sheep.

A female sheep is a "ewe"

Do you know what the bird of love is?

"the swallow"

@Marcsman: Haven't heard that one before. Small laugh.

You're gorgeous... I bet you've had loads of abortions.

Just pull out your junk. If he/she doesn't hit you, scream, or run away keep it out and see where the night takes ya.

"my dick's like chocolate baby, you know you want it in your mouth"

@thebipsnbeeps said:

Do you guys and gals have any lovey-dovey one-liners that you can come up with for Valentine's Day cards?

As a fan of hokey simplicity, I thought about making a card that said "I dig you" with a shovel drawn in a person.

This is terrifying