Story time: when I was younger I was a voracious reader. My stepdad delivered for FedEx, and one day he came back with a book. He had delivered something to some guy who lived out on a lake, and this guy happened to be an author. Not famous or noteworthy, he was published but it was a very small, local thing. Anywho, my dad mentioned that I was a heavy reader, so the guy signed a copy of his new book and gave it to him to give to me as a present.
Important part: the book was about vampires and werewolves. I don't remember the specifics, as I don't recall thinking it was a very good book, but at some point a crazy old German Nazi doctor kidnapped the primary vampire and werewolf and planned to use their immortal blood to bring Hitler back to life.
This is where it gets questionable. Hitler is resurrected, but refuses to go along with the doctor's plans about a brave new world, and is insistent on trying to resurrect the Third Reich. The doctor says "eff it" and infuses himself with some concoction to turn himself into a crazy were-vampire that is all crazy and shit. Hitler dies trying to kill the abomination, and is kind of portrayed as a hero for doing so.
So the real answer to your question: a Nazi would beat them both.
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