Weirdest thing you found in your food

the topic describes it all.
Ive found some pretty weird shit
like a hair not so weird..a piece of wood
and worse a bone in my trix cereal
WILL NEVER live that DOWN
Why trix why!!

When I was in third grade I opened up a carton of milk and a spider crawled out. I fucking HATE spiders.

I found a grown man cosplaying as the riddler in my spaghetti once.

A portal to the meat dimension.

" A portal to the meat dimension. "

A rat hair inside a hot dog at my high school cafeteria.

Found a wasp inside my Chinese food 

Like kenan and kel I found a screw in my tuna.

No, not really, but I did open a can of fanta once to find it full of flies, complained and got a crate of the darned stuff.

" A rat hair inside a hot dog at my high school cafeteria. "

My brother found a fingernail (or toenail? Even worse!) in his Starbucks Mocha drink. The kind you buy from the store.

Just hair, I do believe.

" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:

" A rat hair inside a hot dog at my high school cafeteria. "

How do you know it was a rat hair specifically? "

I found worms in a pack of Top Ramen once. 

a hair has to be the weirdest. nothing to weird has been found in my food.

" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:

" A rat hair inside a hot dog at my high school cafeteria. "

How do you know it was a rat hair specifically? "

If words were food for my eyes.

sweet jebus some of these are pretty freakin weird!! an by the way disturbing as fuck!

" @ajamafalous said:

" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:

" A rat hair inside a hot dog at my high school cafeteria. "

How do you know it was a rat hair specifically? "

During my teenage years my dad and I owned a breeding pair of 5-6 foot red tailed boas and a breeding pair of 6-7 foot Burmese pythons.

When I see a thick, black, bristly hair sticking straight out of the end of a bitten hot dog I think rat hair because it looked like the hair of the so many rats I had killed while feeding my snakes.

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I found a rusty nail in a box of Frosted Flakes.  Apparently it wasn't a promotional tie-in for Passion of the Christ.

Shotgun pellets

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" @Yanngc33 said:

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It's a basic ingredient in every man's breakfast. "

I found a colored pencil tip in my chicken lo mein from a local Chinese takeout place.  It was purple.

When I was in ighschool, a spider get out of my salad.

A fucking fly floating in my milk cup.

Thank god i looked before i sipped. :<

I would completely flip a shit if I saw a bug in my food.  I would probably never eat again.

• tooth
• hair
• worm
• different kinds of little bugs

I found an iron shard in my chicken once.

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I've found wood in a cake - had fun pulling the splinter out from my gums.

Who is ready never to eat at a McDonald's again?

Once found a massive clump of extremely long hair baked under the cheese in the center of a pizza. That didn't deter my friends from still eating it, fortunately I lost my appetite from the sight of it.

" Once found a massive clump of extremely long hair baked under the cheese in the center of a pizza. That didn't deter my friends from still eating it, fortunately I lost my appetite from the sight of it. "

I got a penis in my McDonald's fries one time. True story.

" @hexx462 said:

" Once found a massive clump of extremely long hair baked under the cheese in the center of a pizza. That didn't deter my friends from still eating it, fortunately I lost my appetite from the sight of it. "

Dude Fuck Your Friends... "

 A piece of wood in my Chinese food. Found it by biting into it and giving myself a splinter in my mouth.

This entire thread is nightmare/paranoia fuel.
Good god.

I found silver fish in my Kix once.

" This entire thread is nightmare/paranoia fuel. Good god. "

" Like kenan and kel I found a screw in my tuna. No, not really, but I did open a can of fanta once to find it full of flies, complained and got a crate of the darned stuff. "

" I found an iron shard in my chicken once. "

I found staple wire on a food I have ordered.
I have eaten coal once in a can of PikNik.

I was eating a beef enchilada and I found a chicken esophagus in it. I don't even understand how that was possible...

I found cheese inside one of my fries from mcdonalds. HOW WOULD YOU EVEN GET IT IN?

I got an onion ring in my fries once. : ]

A pube, I mean honestly have some hygiene.

Spider nesting in my chocolate cake, as well as a giant clump of fluff in a bag of chips. The fluff had sort of combined with the flavouring and I'd put it in my mouth before sensing something was wrong.

" I got an onion ring in my fries once. : ] "