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#1 Posted by ReapersPuppy (534 posts) -

the topic describes it all.
Ive found some pretty weird shit
like a hair not so weird..a piece of wood
and worse a bone in my trix cereal
WILL NEVER live that DOWN
Why trix why!!

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#2 Posted by BonOrbitz (2475 posts) -

When I was in third grade I opened up a carton of milk and a spider crawled out. I fucking HATE spiders.

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#3 Posted by craigbo180 (1763 posts) -

I found a grown man cosplaying as the riddler in my spaghetti once.

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#4 Posted by IBurningStar (2273 posts) -

A portal to the meat dimension.

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#5 Posted by ChristianCastillo (1186 posts) -
@IBurningStar said:
" A portal to the meat dimension. "
You can find that by unzipping my pants...no homo
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#6 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

A rat hair inside a hot dog at my high school cafeteria.

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#7 Posted by mikethekilla (330 posts) -

Found a wasp inside my Chinese food 

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#8 Posted by The_Grindilow (484 posts) -

Like kenan and kel I found a screw in my tuna.

No, not really, but I did open a can of fanta once to find it full of flies, complained and got a crate of the darned stuff.

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#9 Posted by ajamafalous (13402 posts) -
@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" A rat hair inside a hot dog at my high school cafeteria. "
How do you know it was a rat hair specifically?
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#10 Posted by JJWeatherman (14929 posts) -

My brother found a fingernail (or toenail? Even worse!) in his Starbucks Mocha drink. The kind you buy from the store.

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#11 Posted by SMTDante89 (2885 posts) -

Just hair, I do believe.

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#12 Posted by MysteriousBob (6262 posts) -
@ajamafalous said:
" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" A rat hair inside a hot dog at my high school cafeteria. "
How do you know it was a rat hair specifically? "
Rat was the starter.
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#13 Posted by PrivateIronTFU (3858 posts) -

I found worms in a pack of Top Ramen once. 

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#14 Posted by iam3green (14368 posts) -

a hair has to be the weirdest. nothing to weird has been found in my food.

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#15 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -
@ajamafalous said:
" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" A rat hair inside a hot dog at my high school cafeteria. "
How do you know it was a rat hair specifically? "
During my teenage years my dad and I owned a breeding pair of 5-6 foot red tailed boas and a breeding pair of 6-7 foot Burmese pythons.
When I see a thick, black, bristly hair sticking straight out of the end of a bitten hot dog I think rat hair because it looked like the hair of the so many rats I had killed while feeding my snakes.
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#16 Posted by animateria (3335 posts) -

If words were food for my eyes.


The first post of this thread.

Weird.
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#17 Posted by ReapersPuppy (534 posts) -

sweet jebus some of these are pretty freakin weird!! an by the way disturbing as fuck!

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#18 Posted by ajamafalous (13402 posts) -
@McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" @ajamafalous said:
" @McGhee_the_Insomniac said:
" A rat hair inside a hot dog at my high school cafeteria. "
How do you know it was a rat hair specifically? "
During my teenage years my dad and I owned a breeding pair of 5-6 foot red tailed boas and a breeding pair of 6-7 foot Burmese pythons.
When I see a thick, black, bristly hair sticking straight out of the end of a bitten hot dog I think rat hair because it looked like the hair of the so many rats I had killed while feeding my snakes.
"
The rats have come back from the afterlife with a vengeance.
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#19 Posted by bartok (3074 posts) -

I found a rusty nail in a box of Frosted Flakes.  Apparently it wasn't a promotional tie-in for Passion of the Christ.

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#20 Posted by Yanngc33 (4551 posts) -

Shotgun pellets

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#21 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5195 posts) -
@Yanngc33 said:
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                    Shotgun pellets

                   

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It's a basic ingredient in every man's breakfast.
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#22 Posted by Yanngc33 (4551 posts) -
@Mr_Skeleton said:
" @Yanngc33 said:
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                    Shotgun pellets

                   

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It's a basic ingredient in every man's breakfast. "
Basic ingredients to duck in France apparently
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#23 Posted by goth_bacon (96 posts) -

I found a colored pencil tip in my chicken lo mein from a local Chinese takeout place.  It was purple.

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#24 Posted by Nowayman (50 posts) -

When I was in ighschool, a spider get out of my salad.

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#25 Posted by lavaman77 (623 posts) -

A fucking fly floating in my milk cup.

Thank god i looked before i sipped. :<

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#27 Posted by Drewbs (2794 posts) -

I once bought some cornmeal that had weevils living in it.

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#28 Posted by goth_bacon (96 posts) -

I would completely flip a shit if I saw a bug in my food.  I would probably never eat again.

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#29 Edited by phrosnite (3519 posts) -
  • tooth
  • hair
  • worm
  • different kinds of little bugs

NOT kidding. This is the reason why I don't buy/eat ordinary bread anymore or eat burgers and such...
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#30 Posted by Aronman789 (2737 posts) -

I found an iron shard in my chicken once.

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#31 Posted by Metal_Mills (3438 posts) -
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Holy shit, that's disgusting.
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#32 Posted by cartvader (157 posts) -

I've found wood in a cake - had fun pulling the splinter out from my gums.

Bone is ground meats.
Lady bug in the bottom of a salad :-(.

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#33 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5195 posts) -

Who is ready never to eat at a McDonald's again?


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#34 Posted by hexx462 (506 posts) -

Once found a massive clump of extremely long hair baked under the cheese in the center of a pizza. That didn't deter my friends from still eating it, fortunately I lost my appetite from the sight of it.

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#35 Posted by Evilsbane (5561 posts) -
@hexx462 said:
" Once found a massive clump of extremely long hair baked under the cheese in the center of a pizza. That didn't deter my friends from still eating it, fortunately I lost my appetite from the sight of it. "
Dude Fuck Your Friends...
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#36 Posted by Everyones_A_Critic (6500 posts) -

I got a penis in my McDonald's fries one time. True story.

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#37 Posted by hexx462 (506 posts) -
@Evilsbane said:
" @hexx462 said:
" Once found a massive clump of extremely long hair baked under the cheese in the center of a pizza. That didn't deter my friends from still eating it, fortunately I lost my appetite from the sight of it. "
Dude Fuck Your Friends... "
I should point out that they removed the hair, but I absolutely agree. They must have goat stomachs or something.
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#38 Edited by kagekage (722 posts) -

 A piece of wood in my Chinese food. Found it by biting into it and giving myself a splinter in my mouth.

Oh and a bunch of little bugs in my Kraft Mac and Cheese.
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#39 Posted by thehexeditor (1436 posts) -

This entire thread is nightmare/paranoia fuel.
Good god.

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#40 Posted by Metric_Outlaw (1201 posts) -

I found silver fish in my Kix once.

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#41 Posted by s7evn (1067 posts) -
@thehexeditor said:
" This entire thread is nightmare/paranoia fuel. Good god. "
The more I read the more worried I become.
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#42 Posted by Commisar123 (1950 posts) -
@The_Grindilow said:
" Like kenan and kel I found a screw in my tuna. No, not really, but I did open a can of fanta once to find it full of flies, complained and got a crate of the darned stuff. "
what a crate of flies?  That seems worse
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#43 Edited by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -
@Aronman789 said:

" I found an iron shard in my chicken once. "

A shard of the Shikon Jewel?   
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#44 Posted by dunkard (88 posts) -

I found staple wire on a food I have ordered.
I have eaten coal once in a can of PikNik.

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#45 Posted by MistaSparkle (2285 posts) -

I was eating a beef enchilada and I found a chicken esophagus in it. I don't even understand how that was possible...

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#46 Posted by Xpgamer7 (2477 posts) -

I found cheese inside one of my fries from mcdonalds. HOW WOULD YOU EVEN GET IT IN?

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#47 Edited by Soapy86 (2738 posts) -

I got an onion ring in my fries once. : ]

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#48 Posted by HitmanAgent47 (8553 posts) -

A pube, I mean honestly have some hygiene.

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#49 Posted by Zephyire (30 posts) -

Spider nesting in my chocolate cake, as well as a giant clump of fluff in a bag of chips. The fluff had sort of combined with the flavouring and I'd put it in my mouth before sensing something was wrong.

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#50 Posted by thehexeditor (1436 posts) -
@Soapy86 said:
" I got an onion ring in my fries once. : ] "
Good god, I'm going to throw up.
Mods, please delete this post.
Also ban this sick fuck.