What Aisha Tyler should have said

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#2  Edited By rpgee

As grating as she could be, I did find it funny how she used 'girl wood' to give more shit to Tobuscus.

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#3  Edited By Dimsey

I feel like Lady Boner is the classier option here, but it wasn't exactly a classy event so Girl Wood is acceptable. 

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#4  Edited By Ghostiet

She should have said "TOBUSCUS STICK TO FUCKING LITERAL TRAILERS, yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupp!".

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#5  Edited By jeanluc  Staff

I didn't mind Aisha Tyler. I just wanted her to strangle that other guy!

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#6  Edited By Akeldama

She should have said "I won't be doing the show this year. Or ever."

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#7  Edited By landon

Between the two, they were somehow better and worse than Mr Caffeine.

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Nothing... at all, the show would have been much improved.

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#9  Edited By Zleunamme

That guy was so annoying, their banter was painful to watch. She would have done fine by herself.

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#10  Edited By BeachThunder

They should have gotten rid of both of them, and instead they should have shown an extra 10 mins of Watch Dogs...

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#11  Edited By Seppli

Ubisoft at E3 2013 - zingerfree, playing it straight. Not going to happen!

Shame really, because other than the horrid bit on the stage, Ubisoft had the killer showing of E3 2012 core games-wise.
HBO-level of maturity with sexy bodypainted mammaries in Far Cry 3 instantly caught my attention. It's like 3 of my favorite things in the world - perky tits, psychodelic trips, and a modern first person shooter.
Wasn't on-board with the Assassin's Creed franchise pretty much until I played the finale of AC2 for the first time yesterday - now I'm intrigued by the lore.

Now AC III is one of my most anticipated games of this year, and the demo sure made it look like Autopilot-Assassinations are going to be the shit this holiday. 
Then came Watch_Dogs, and I'm abord the Hype Train. It's not been much more than lofty promises of crazy hacker interaction, a gorgeous rendition of Chicago, and decent looking 3rd person shooting - but damn does it give off a special and unique vibe.
 
On topic - Girl Wood seems the better term to me.
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#12  Edited By Mnemoidian

Well, they certainly made the Ubisoft media briefing memorable, I guess we should thank them for that? I would like their games to be able to stand more on their own, though.

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#13  Edited By SpartyOn

Clearly "lady wood" is the correct, and only, answer.

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#14  Edited By jdw519

Girl boner just sounds gross for some reason... lady wood is just so much more classy

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#15  Edited By AnimalFather

why cant ubisoft have a normal presentation?

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#16  Edited By natetodamax

She should have said "Goodbye" as soon as she appeared and left the stage for the rest of the show.

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#17  Edited By ReyGitano

Girl wood sounds clean and pretty. A Lady Boner is something you joke about with your friends, but immediately kills a conversation.

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#18  Edited By GunslingerPanda

I liked her. She was better than the Caffeine guy. She should have put a shotgun in the YouTube guy's mouth though.

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#19  Edited By emergency

She would have been a good host if the guy wasn't there making awkward banter.

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#20  Edited By buzz_killington

Whatever man, I think she's genuine and funny.

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#21  Edited By forkboy

@emergency said:

She would have been a good host if the guy wasn't there making awkward banter.

Yeah. And really it was still an adequate performance.

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#22  Edited By SeriouslyNow

"Toby, you're a talentless hack"?

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#23  Edited By Dagbiker

The guy is usualy very funny when by him self, But when ever he is in videos with people, even his own youtube crap, its awkward.

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#24  Edited By jewunit

I was hoping her presence would portend an Archer video game. I guess that idea is off the table for now.

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#25  Edited By Scarlet_Rogue

She should have said, "Boobiesoft"

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maybe no-one should talk about their levels of sexual arousal at a press conference

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#27  Edited By Totori

danger zone

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#28  Edited By Dagbiker

@drag said:

maybe no-one should talk about their levels of sexual arousal at a press conference

...maybe

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#29  Edited By BonOrbitz

She should have said "Get the fuck off this stage!" to that guy who I thought was more annoying than Mr. Caffeine!

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#30  Edited By AngelN7

I missed the conference so she or tobuscus guy or whatever were this year Mr Caffeine?

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#31  Edited By RobotHamster

I didn't mind her, she was definitely nice to look at. And lady boner is what everyone says, to make up a new word like girl wood I think is funnier and a bit more memorable.

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#32  Edited By Tireyo

I was just surprised to even see someone like her hosting an E3 conference! She did pretty good no matter what anyone here says, considering that she isn't even part of Ubisoft.

"could of, should of, would of but didn't!"

I only seen her in Ghost Whisperer and Jeopardy.

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#33  Edited By mordi

Am I the only one who thinks "girl wood" is wildly inappropriate to say on a press-conference stage? I thought I heard wrong at first.

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#35  Edited By Ravenlight

"This is how we get ants!"

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#36  Edited By Aarownd

Jaime Kennedy 2.0.

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#37  Edited By PeasantAbuse

I didn't mind her. She was much better than that Toby guy, she should have hosted it by herself.

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#38  Edited By hbkdx12

Lana was lana and it was glorious